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lilhave · 11-09-2006, 01:24 PM

ARE YOU NORMAL
Facts about Americans. Did you know that...
Remember when you are reading this
90% of people say that they sometimes lie.

AROUND THE HOUSE
* 21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do.
* Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their
husbands to do it correctly.
* 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
* 85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.
* 67.5% of men were tightie whities (briefs).
* The average bra size today is 36C whereas 10 years ago it was a 34B.
* 85% of women wear the wrong bra size. (Is there a correlation????)

HABITS
* 58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't.
* 3 out of 4 of us store our dollar bills in rigid order
with singles leading up to higher denominations.
* 50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to
avoid the high prices of snack foods.
* 39% of us peek in our host's bathroom cabinet.
* 17% have been caught by the host.
* 81.3% would tell an acquaintance to zip his pants.
* 29% of us ignore RSVP.
* 35% give to charity at least once a month.
* 71.6% of us eavesdrop.

FOOD
* 69% eat the cake before the frosting.
* When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton.
* Snickers is the most popular candy.
* 22% of us skip lunch daily.
* 9% of us skip breakfast daily.
* 66% of us eat cereal regularly.
* 22% of all restaurant meals include french fries.
* 14% of us eat the watermelon seeds.

HYGIENE
* 22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink.
* Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side.
* Nearly 1/3 of U.S. women color their hair.
* 53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on.
* 58% of women paint their nails regularly.
* 33% of women lie about their weight.
* 4 out of 5 of us have suffered from hemorrhoids.
(I thought that was preferred Trident gum)
* The average girl starts her period at age 12.
* 30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat.
* 54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet.
* 23.5% admit they don't always flush.
* 45.2% pee in the shower.
* 44.9% pee in the ocean.
* 28.1% pee in the pool.
* 46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after
they've used the toilet, yet women claim to ALWAYS find it up.

DRIVING
* 4 out of 5 sing in the car.
(and probably 4 out of 5 can't sing for beans either)
* 12% of men never use their car blinkers.
* 45% of us consistantly follow the speed limit.
(This is hard to believe - Get on a highway and go the exact
speed limit. Are 45% of the people not passing you - I doubt it)
* 2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light.
* 1/3 of us don't wear seat belts.
* 71% can drive a stick-shift car.
* 44% of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them.

WHAT WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING
13% of us admit to occassionally doing our offspring's homework.
91% of us lie regularly.
27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz.

RELIGION
* 90% believe in divine retribution.
* 10% believe in the 10 Commandments.
(That's one Commandment per person on average)
* 82% believe in an afterlife.
* 45% believe in ghosts.
* 10% of us claim to have seen a ghost. (Not Counting Casper)
* 49% believe in ESP.

DAILY LIVING
* 90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us.
* 53% read their horoscopes regularly.
* 16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary (mostly men).
* 59% of us say we're average-looking.
* Less than 10% are trilingual.
* 37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR.
* 53% prefer ATM machines over tellers.
* 44% reuse tinfoil.
* 57% save pretty gift paper to reuse.
* 66% of women and 59% of men have used a mix to cook and taken credit for doing it from scratch.
* 53% of us would take advice from Anne Landers.
* 28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex.
* 51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity.
* On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year.
* 20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends.

LOVE & SEX
* 2 out of 5 have married their first love.
* Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand.
* 29% of us are virgins when we marry.
(How many claim they are?)
* The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.
* Men say the average erect penis is 10". Women say it's 4".
* 56% of men have had sex at work.
* 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.
* Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.
* 1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.
* 6% propose over the phone. (Guys get a clue)
(And what percent said yes?)

Harvey

TVFactFan · 11-09-2006, 03:42 PM

I'm normal until Midnight

Ireneparalegal · 11-09-2006, 03:58 PM

The average bra size...I couldn't fit what I got into that average bra size...I guess that makes me ABNORNAL.

Brieannas21 · 11-09-2006, 03:59 PM

29% of us are virgins when we marry..............SHOCKING

56% of men have had sex at work.............Where in the Hell do these men work

Ireneparalegal · 11-09-2006, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brieannas21

29% of us are virgins when we marry..............SHOCKING

56% of men have had sex at work.............Where in the Hell do these men work

Not with anyone I know...

Lamont · 11-09-2006, 04:27 PM

nope not me

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup · 11-09-2006, 04:30 PM

Wow, I'm never swimming in the ocean again!

PZelda · 11-09-2006, 05:03 PM

* Men say the average erect penis is 10". Women say it's 4".
^^ 10 inches? PFFFFFFT. If the average erect penis really was 10 inches, they would never get it all the way in. It would be hitting the woman's cervix, and that really hurts. The average length of a vagina is only about 3-4 inches deep. Of course... This length expands during a lovemaking session to MAYBE 6-7 inches, but not much more than that.

* 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.
Oh boy.

* Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.
And guys need to stop being such crybabies about using condoms.

TVFactFan · 11-09-2006, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PZelda

* Men say the average erect penis is 10". Women say it's 4".
^^ 10 inches? PFFFFFFT. If the average erect penis really was 10 inches, they would never get it all the way in. It would be hitting the woman's cervix, and that really hurts. The average length of a vagina is only about 3-4 inches deep. Of course... This length expands during a lovemaking session to MAYBE 6-7 inches, but not much more than that.

* 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.
Oh boy.

* Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.
And guys need to stop being such crybabies about using condoms.

I don't think this discussion is appropiate for Chit Chat PZelda-lol

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup · 11-09-2006, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PZelda

* Men say the average erect penis is 10". Women say it's 4".
^^ 10 inches? PFFFFFFT. If the average erect penis really was 10 inches, they would never get it all the way in. It would be hitting the woman's cervix, and that really hurts. The average length of a vagina is only about 3-4 inches deep. Of course... This length expands during a lovemaking session to MAYBE 6-7 inches, but not much more than that.

* 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.
Oh boy.

* Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.
And guys need to stop being such crybabies about using condoms.

Way to go!

PZelda · 11-09-2006, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TVResearcher

I don't think this discussion is appropiate for Chit Chat PZelda-lol

I'm being frank. Get over it. There are a LOT of misinformed people here.

Bobby F. · 11-09-2006, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PZelda

I'm being frank. Get over it. There are a LOT of misinformed people here.

You're being frank??? I thought you were PZelda???

PZelda · 11-09-2006, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby F.

You're being frank??? I thought you were PZelda???

lolerz.

swedeace · 11-09-2006, 06:51 PM

Hmmm....very interesting facts. I've emailed the list to some co-workers. I'm sure they'll find these stats interesting.

swedeace · 11-09-2006, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PZelda

I'm being frank. Get over it. There are a LOT of misinformed people here.

You go, girl!

11-09-2006, 01:24 PM	#1
lilhave Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 03, 2004 Location: N.Y.C. Posts: 2,294	Are you normal? These stats will tell you ARE YOU NORMAL Facts about Americans. Did you know that... Remember when you are reading this 90% of people say that they sometimes lie. AROUND THE HOUSE * 21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do. * Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly. * 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man. * 85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear. * 67.5% of men were tightie whities (briefs). * The average bra size today is 36C whereas 10 years ago it was a 34B. * 85% of women wear the wrong bra size. (Is there a correlation????) HABITS * 58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't. * 3 out of 4 of us store our dollar bills in rigid order with singles leading up to higher denominations. * 50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods. * 39% of us peek in our host's bathroom cabinet. * 17% have been caught by the host. * 81.3% would tell an acquaintance to zip his pants. * 29% of us ignore RSVP. * 35% give to charity at least once a month. * 71.6% of us eavesdrop. FOOD * 69% eat the cake before the frosting. * When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton. * Snickers is the most popular candy. * 22% of us skip lunch daily. * 9% of us skip breakfast daily. * 66% of us eat cereal regularly. * 22% of all restaurant meals include french fries. * 14% of us eat the watermelon seeds. HYGIENE * 22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink. * Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side. * Nearly 1/3 of U.S. women color their hair. * 53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on. * 58% of women paint their nails regularly. * 33% of women lie about their weight. * 4 out of 5 of us have suffered from hemorrhoids. (I thought that was preferred Trident gum) * The average girl starts her period at age 12. * 30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat. * 54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet. * 23.5% admit they don't always flush. * 45.2% pee in the shower. * 44.9% pee in the ocean. * 28.1% pee in the pool. * 46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after they've used the toilet, yet women claim to ALWAYS find it up. DRIVING * 4 out of 5 sing in the car. (and probably 4 out of 5 can't sing for beans either) * 12% of men never use their car blinkers. * 45% of us consistantly follow the speed limit. (This is hard to believe - Get on a highway and go the exact speed limit. Are 45% of the people not passing you - I doubt it) * 2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light. * 1/3 of us don't wear seat belts. * 71% can drive a stick-shift car. * 44% of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them. WHAT WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING 13% of us admit to occassionally doing our offspring's homework. 91% of us lie regularly. 27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz. RELIGION * 90% believe in divine retribution. * 10% believe in the 10 Commandments. (That's one Commandment per person on average) * 82% believe in an afterlife. * 45% believe in ghosts. * 10% of us claim to have seen a ghost. (Not Counting Casper) * 49% believe in ESP. DAILY LIVING * 90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us. * 53% read their horoscopes regularly. * 16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary (mostly men). * 59% of us say we're average-looking. * Less than 10% are trilingual. * 37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR. * 53% prefer ATM machines over tellers. * 44% reuse tinfoil. * 57% save pretty gift paper to reuse. * 66% of women and 59% of men have used a mix to cook and taken credit for doing it from scratch. * 53% of us would take advice from Anne Landers. * 28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex. * 51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity. * On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year. * 20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends. LOVE & SEX * 2 out of 5 have married their first love. * Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand. * 29% of us are virgins when we marry. (How many claim they are?) * The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes. * Men say the average erect penis is 10". Women say it's 4". * 56% of men have had sex at work. * 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand. * Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold. * 1 in 5 men proposed on his knees. * 6% propose over the phone. (Guys get a clue) (And what percent said yes?) Harvey

11-09-2006, 03:58 PM	#3
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11-09-2006, 04:27 PM	#6
Lamont Lamont says Smile! Forum Veteran Join Date: May 28, 2005 Location: Deep in the Heart of Nowhere Posts: 5,217	nope not me
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11-09-2006, 05:03 PM	#8
PZelda Two Valeries! <3 Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 15, 2002 Location: I'm STILL missing NYC. :( Posts: 78,223	* Men say the average erect penis is 10". Women say it's 4". ^^ 10 inches? PFFFFFFT. If the average erect penis really was 10 inches, they would never get it all the way in. It would be hitting the woman's cervix, and that really hurts. The average length of a vagina is only about 3-4 inches deep. Of course... This length expands during a lovemaking session to MAYBE 6-7 inches, but not much more than that. * 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand. Oh boy. * Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold. And guys need to stop being such crybabies about using condoms.
	__________________ Cheers behind the couch!

11-09-2006, 03:42 PM	#2
TVFactFan Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Posts: 99,097	I'm normal until Midnight

11-09-2006, 03:59 PM	#4
Brieannas21 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 05, 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 9,792	29% of us are virgins when we marry..............SHOCKING 56% of men have had sex at work.............Where in the Hell do these men work

11-09-2006, 04:30 PM	#7
Jo_Luvs_Ketchup Member Eternal Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 09, 2003 Posts: 4,195	Wow, I'm never swimming in the ocean again!

11-09-2006, 06:51 PM	#14
swedeace Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 9,009	Hmmm....very interesting facts. I've emailed the list to some co-workers. I'm sure they'll find these stats interesting.