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DarkDante · 10-30-2006, 02:44 PM

With Halloween rapidly approaching, I thought it would be fun to get some views on the following:

If you were to dress up as one UM "personality" who would it be? (Please be creative we don't need 100 submissions for Robert Stack)

Crystaldawn and I are going as "pizza bandits". The plan is Crystaldawn will accost unsuspecting pizza patrons by squirting them with a high powered super soaker water gun while I steal their pizza.

- Ain't that creative

Anyhow whether you are going ghost hunting, sleeping in a duplex or mailing an extortion letter, have a happy halloween

crystaldawn · 10-30-2006, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkDante

Crystaldawn and I are going as "pizza bandits". The plan is Crystaldawn will accost unsuspecting pizza patrons by squirting them with a high powered super soaker water gun while I steal their pizza.

- Ain't that creative

Okay I'll bring my super soaker but I insist on wearing my Jule Caylor mask.

unsolved88 · 10-30-2006, 03:44 PM

I could go in drag as Liz Carmichael!

UMfan0682 · 10-30-2006, 04:22 PM

Ok, I will go as Bill Wacker. Ringing everyone's doorbell, and running away.
I will grab my John Deer hat and flannel shirt...

LooksLikeCRicci · 11-30-2006, 06:20 PM

Is it too late to claim dibs for Bonnie Wilder next year? (I'm on a Wilder kick, sorry...)

charmedsignora · 12-01-2006, 11:49 AM

I'm going to cheat and claim Elaine Parent for next year (I think it's cheating because in all honesty, you could put ANYTHING on and say you're Elaine Parent!)

kadrmas15 · 12-02-2006, 11:33 AM

Crystaldawn that is actually a good idea about the Jule Caylor mask. That would be the scariest costume in the whole neighborhood. You could always have a surprised look on your face.

wiseguy182 · 12-03-2006, 07:14 AM

Wouldn't it be cool to have a UM costume party next year?

LooksLikeCRicci · 12-03-2006, 03:30 PM

I nominate Crystaldawn to put together a "Spookiest UM Episodes" DVD together so we can watch it at the party...

unsolved88 · 12-03-2006, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by LooksLikeCRicci

Is it too late to claim dibs for Bonnie Wilder next year? (I'm on a Wilder kick, sorry...)

I'm on a Wilder kick myself. If you want to dress like "Bonnie", might I suggest a cutting your hair really short, a floral-print or striped muumuu or housedress, a fat suit and small bags that you can ask people to fill with money and bring to your office at the end of the day!

TracyLynnS · 10-09-2011, 02:08 PM

Oh wow! Found this old old thread while looking up some other stuff. Halloween is in just a few weeks. Anyone got more ideas on a UM character you'd like to dress up as?

I think a Tim McClure tuxedo/mullet combo would be cool.

But since I'm a girl... How about a cold, spooky, glowing Resurrection Mary?

WishfulDreamer · 10-09-2011, 03:34 PM

If I were male, Fumbles all the way!!

As a female...gosh I don't know. Most of the funny ones were taken

fuzzbuster · 10-09-2011, 04:37 PM

I am thinking that I should put on a camouflage field jacket, pop some 80's metal cassette into my walkman, and greet trick-or-treaters by pointing a VHS camcorder at them, and whisper-shouting "Look at it burn, Omar! I said I would do it!!!!"

Steve W. · 10-09-2011, 04:59 PM

"Anyhow whether you are going ghost hunting, sleeping in a duplex or mailing an extortion letter, have a happy halloween"

I know that I'm responding to a 5 year-old message, but I don't think he was "sleeping".

scc1222 · 10-09-2011, 05:21 PM

hmm maybe bob bean in some respect...shifty eyes,running around being paranoid videotaping everyone and taking pics..saying 'everyone can have my wife and I mean it!'...LOL.

or what about his ex? she could dress provocatively and search for another brother to come on to.

10-30-2006, 02:44 PM	#1
DarkDante Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 27, 2002 Posts: 1,569	The UM Halloween Thread! With Halloween rapidly approaching, I thought it would be fun to get some views on the following: If you were to dress up as one UM "personality" who would it be? (Please be creative we don't need 100 submissions for Robert Stack) Crystaldawn and I are going as "pizza bandits". The plan is Crystaldawn will accost unsuspecting pizza patrons by squirting them with a high powered super soaker water gun while I steal their pizza. - Ain't that creative Anyhow whether you are going ghost hunting, sleeping in a duplex or mailing an extortion letter, have a happy halloween

10-30-2006, 03:44 PM	#3
unsolved88 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Apr 16, 2006 Location: Daytona Beach, FL Posts: 514	I could go in drag as Liz Carmichael!

10-30-2006, 04:22 PM	#4
UMfan0682 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 11, 2004 Posts: 124	Ok, I will go as Bill Wacker. Ringing everyone's doorbell, and running away. I will grab my John Deer hat and flannel shirt...

11-30-2006, 06:20 PM	#5
LooksLikeCRicci Likes to live in a clean house Moderator Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2005 Posts: 4,050	Is it too late to claim dibs for Bonnie Wilder next year? (I'm on a Wilder kick, sorry...)

12-01-2006, 11:49 AM	#6
charmedsignora Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 31, 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 204	I'm going to cheat and claim Elaine Parent for next year (I think it's cheating because in all honesty, you could put ANYTHING on and say you're Elaine Parent!)

12-02-2006, 11:33 AM	#7
kadrmas15 Retired from Board 03/03/11 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11, 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1,910	Crystaldawn that is actually a good idea about the Jule Caylor mask. That would be the scariest costume in the whole neighborhood. You could always have a surprised look on your face.

12-03-2006, 07:14 AM	#8
wiseguy182 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 11, 2006 Location: Wendy's salad bar Posts: 7,030	Wouldn't it be cool to have a UM costume party next year?

12-03-2006, 03:30 PM	#9
LooksLikeCRicci Likes to live in a clean house Moderator Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2005 Posts: 4,050	I nominate Crystaldawn to put together a "Spookiest UM Episodes" DVD together so we can watch it at the party...

10-09-2011, 02:08 PM	#11
TracyLynnS Don't Look Up Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 07, 2009 Posts: 3,107	Oh wow! Found this old old thread while looking up some other stuff. Halloween is in just a few weeks. Anyone got more ideas on a UM character you'd like to dress up as? I think a Tim McClure tuxedo/mullet combo would be cool. But since I'm a girl... How about a cold, spooky, glowing Resurrection Mary?

10-09-2011, 03:34 PM	#12
WishfulDreamer Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 01, 2009 Location: L.A. Posts: 3,868	If I were male, Fumbles all the way!! As a female...gosh I don't know. Most of the funny ones were taken

10-09-2011, 04:37 PM	#13
fuzzbuster Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 09, 2010 Posts: 17	I am thinking that I should put on a camouflage field jacket, pop some 80's metal cassette into my walkman, and greet trick-or-treaters by pointing a VHS camcorder at them, and whisper-shouting "Look at it burn, Omar! I said I would do it!!!!"

10-09-2011, 04:59 PM	#14
Steve W. Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 03, 2010 Posts: 870	"Anyhow whether you are going ghost hunting, sleeping in a duplex or mailing an extortion letter, have a happy halloween" I know that I'm responding to a 5 year-old message, but I don't think he was "sleeping".

10-09-2011, 05:21 PM	#15
scc1222 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 02, 2011 Posts: 547	hmm maybe bob bean in some respect...shifty eyes,running around being paranoid videotaping everyone and taking pics..saying 'everyone can have my wife and I mean it!'...LOL. or what about his ex? she could dress provocatively and search for another brother to come on to.