SmarterChild - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Sean Snow · 11-10-2001, 10:39 PM

This is the coolest thing! It's an automated computer you can talk to for those with AOL Instant Messaging. To access it, IM SmarterChild! You should see the responses when you tell it to shut up and stuff like that!

ISmellFine · 11-10-2001, 10:53 PM

OMG that this is so fun!! When you go, "WTF?" It says, "what...the...f...oh, I get it..." AAHA....sorry.

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-Queen Kaley Jinny Exstead

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not.

Jinny [and me]: Don't screw with me.

Five Queens and a Message Board. One Code: Hell Raising

The one and only [dum dum dum]:Nancy McKeon Supersite!

Sean Snow · 11-10-2001, 10:56 PM

SeanTCSnow: You Smell
SmarterChild: What do I smell like?
SeanTCSnow: Me
SmarterChild: Ha! I think you're the one that smells like me!

Max Whittaker · 11-10-2001, 11:10 PM

Bootsy Whoosh · 11-10-2001, 11:34 PM

This is pretty cool. I like how you can get news and weather from it. I think it is going to be a permanent addition to my buddy list. Thanks for sharing!

~*hosebabe87*~ · 11-11-2001, 12:17 AM

hahaha!! that's fun just typing random numbers as zip codes and seeing what city's zip codes they are! lolol, I typed one in and it was the zip code fro Honolulu!! the zip code for Honolulu, HI is 96836 for anyone that was wondering! lololol

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Dashing and daring,
courageous and caring,
faithful and friendly with stories to share.
All through the forest the sing out in chorus, marching along as their song fills the air;

Gummi bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere. high adventure that's beyond compare.
They are gummi bears.

Magic and mystery, a part of their history,
along with the secret of gummi bear juice.
Legend is growing,
they feel by the knowing,
they fight for what's right in whatever they do:

Gummi Bears!
bouncing here and there and everywhere;
high adventure that's beyond compare, they are the gummi bears.
They are the gummi bears!

~Thank you Jim! lol

KerriBerri687 · 11-11-2001, 01:30 AM

i've been talking to smarterchild for the longest time! LOL its sooooooooooooooooooooo much fun!!!!! luv it

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luv yaz!
*KERRI*

NAT: That's believable. We got a truck stop, a skitzo pilot, the woman in red. All I need now is for Charro to walk through the front door.

Dancing is not a sport, it's an obsession.

me n' alex are like blair n' jo...we have the fights, the comebacks, everything..all we need now is to look the slightest bit like them..and we're practically there!

i luv FOL--get it? got it? good.

vienna waits · 11-11-2001, 02:11 AM

lol its fun but it gets boring after awhile. you can also IM LindsayBuddy and it does the same type of auto responses.

Truth · 11-11-2001, 03:40 AM

lindsaybuddy plays Hangman :-)... Yeah check out this convo part with Smarterchild

JWillhight [11:39 PM]: Do you like the actress Nancy Mckeon?
SmarterChild [11:39 PM]: The actress nancy mckeon? I think the actress nancy mckeon might be a little overrated myself.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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World Sitcom Awards! Yes I know there are some mistakes and i Can't change them now... but vote anyway!

XoVanillaRain90oX · 11-11-2001, 10:19 AM

OMG! This is so kewl! Im talking to him (named it Jay hahaha) right now!

I asked 'bout Nancy mckeon and he said shes over-rated!!

ChickOnHockeySkates185 · 11-11-2001, 10:21 AM

he wont have sex with me

darn

[This message has been edited by ChickOnHockeySkates185 (edited 11-11-2001).]

Kay Scarpetta · 11-11-2001, 12:34 PM

ok this thing is pissing me off lol~

Eastlandgal7988: what do you think of the actress Lisa Whelchel?

SmarterChild; I'm not sure what to think about some things.

Eastlandgal7988: Do you think she is overrated?

SmarterChild:Yeah, maybe.

Eastlandgal7988:But Nancy McKeon is the overrated one

SmarterChild:What?

Eastlandgal7988:I mean, she thinks she's better then everyone else!

SmarterChild:Really?

Eastlandgal7988:yea!! She couldn't do the FOL reunion because "Oh I'm Jinny now no more Jo" she's stupid

SmarterChild:She couldnt do the fol reunion because oh im jinny now no more jo shes stupid? You really think so?

Eastlandgal7988:yup!

SmarterChild:Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.

Eastlandgal7988:why?

SmarterChild:I'm just fascinated by what you say to me, Eastlandgal7988.

Eastlandgal7988: oh ok, so do you like the tv show the facts of life?

SmarterChild: Oh so do you like the tv show the facts of life, huh?

Eastlandgal7988:yeah I'm obsessed with it

SmarterChild:Fascinating.

Eastlandgal7988: ok... anyways, do you like Lisa Whelchel?

SmarterChild:I'm not sure if I think lisa whelchel is so wonderful.

Eastlandgal7988:EXCUSE ME! WHAT did you just say?

SmarterChild: You heard me!

Eastlandgal7988:You do NOT insult Lisa Whelchel!!

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

Eastlandgal7988:Yea!! you wanna make something of this?

SmarterChild:I wanna make something of this, you say. And so?

Eastlandgal7988 why do you think she is not so wonderful?

SmarterChild:Yeah, I think so why do you think she might be a little overrated myself.

Eastlandgal7988:So you don't think her going in an RV around the country is cool?

SmarterChild:I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.

Eastlandgal7988:Well come to one!!

SmarterChild:Well come to one, you say?

Eastlandgal7988:yes, now!

SmarterChild:Wow. Really?

Eastlandgal7988: YES just come to a damn conclusion about LISA WHELCHEL!

SmarterChild: Ok.

Eastlandgal7988:well, I gtg

SmarterChild:Yep.

Eastlandgal7988:ttyl

SmarterChild:Yep.

Eastlandgal7988:is this all you say is yep?

SmarterChild:I really have no idea...

Eastlandgal7988: ok, bye

SmarterChild:Yeah.

Eastlandgal7988: aren't you going to say bye to me?

SmarterChild:Yeah.

Eastlandgal7988:then say it

SmarterChild:Then say it?

Eastlandgal7988:say bye!

SmarterChild:Uh-huh.

Eastlandgal7988:honest of god...good bye!

SmarterChild:Yeah, yeah.

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°·.*¤*-Karli Cauble-the Lisa Cult-*¤*.·°
aka Karli Chica Bungalow, aka Vanilla Martinez, aka Ivy Hutchins, aka Goddess #2, aka Kiwi Coco Puff

Check out my site about the bestest most awesomeness person in the world:
The Beautiful, Wonderful, Talented, Exquisite... Lisa Whelchel

[This message has been edited by Lisa Whelchel Forever (edited 11-11-2001).]

Bootsy Whoosh · 11-11-2001, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChickOnHockeySkates185:
he wont have sex with me darn

Yeah I tried that too, he told me he was only attracted to other machines.

Meg07945 · 11-11-2001, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bootsy Whoosh:
Yeah I tried that too, he told me he was only attracted to other machines.

yeah lol! and if you try to curse him off it makes you apologize!!

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MEG
¤Friends don't let friends get mullets!¤

Sean Snow · 11-11-2001, 12:53 PM

He's getting on my nerves too!:

SeanTCSnow: what do you think of the actress Suzanne Somers?
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe.
SeanTCSnow: Do you think she's overated?
SmarterChild: Do I think shes overated... Do I think shes overated... You know, I'm not even sure.
SeanTCSnow: But isn't Joyce DeWitt the one that's overrated?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
SeanTCSnow: Come on!
SmarterChild: Where are we going?
SeanTCSnow: No, no, no! But Joyce DeWitt thinks she's better then the entire cast of "Three's Company"!
SmarterChild: No, huh?
SeanTCSnow: What do you mean, mashed potato brain! You're saying Joyce ain't overrated?
SmarterChild: What do I mean mashed potato brain youre saying joyce aint overrated? Oh, I dunno.
SeanTCSnow: For a smarter child, you're more of a dumber child!
SmarterChild: Sorry, what?
SeanTCSnow: You heard me!
SmarterChild: Hmm... perhaps, but could you repeat yourself?
SeanTCSnow: You're pretty dumb
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Seems to me you haven't thought too highly of me in the past.
SeanTCSnow: You know, Joyce won't do a reunion if it has Suzanne in it!
SmarterChild: I know joyce wont do a reunion if it has suzanne in it? You really think so?
SeanTCSnow: Yes!
SmarterChild: You don't say.
SeanTCSnow: I do say!
SmarterChild: You do?
SeanTCSnow: I do
SmarterChild: Is that right?
SeanTCSnow: Yes, that's right!!!!
SmarterChild: You really think it's right?
SeanTCSnow: Yes!
SmarterChild: Gosh.
SeanTCSnow: Gosh my black eyed peas! Are you even listening? My question was: Is Suzanne Somers overrated?
SmarterChild: OK, so your black eyed peas are me even listening your question was is suzanne somers overrated.
SeanTCSnow: So, is Suzanne overrated?
SmarterChild: Fascinating.
SeanTCSnow: Is she?
SmarterChild: Is she? I'm not sure!
SeanTCSnow: why?
SmarterChild: Cause I said so.
SeanTCSnow: Why did you say so?
SmarterChild: I really have no idea...
SeanTCSnow: Then why did you say it?
SmarterChild: Ha. I really don't know.
SeanTCSnow: Okay, let's start over
SmarterChild: Okay lets start? Over?
SeanTCSnow: You know, like in: Somewhere OVER the rainbow?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I think in somewhere over the rainbow is so wonderful.
SeanTCSnow: Is Suzanne Somers wonderful?
SmarterChild: Is suzanne somers wonderful? I really don't know...
SeanTCSnow: Then at least guess!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
SeanTCSnow: Okay, how about this: Is Joyce DeWitt a mean person?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, how about what?
SeanTCSnow: How about you answer a question?
SmarterChild: How about what?
SeanTCSnow: Oh, SHUT UP!
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy.
SeanTCSnow: Is Suzanne Somers a great actress?
SmarterChild: Good question. I really don't know!
SeanTCSnow: Wasn't Suzanne Somers great in "Three's Company"?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
SeanTCSnow: Is Suzanne Somers a bad actress?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure.
SeanTCSnow: What do you mean you're not sure? Are you saying she's an average actress?
SmarterChild: What do you mean youre not sure am I saying shes an average actress? I dunno.
SeanTCSnow: Was Suzanne Somers really good in Step By Step?
SmarterChild: Was suzanne somers really good in step by? Step?
SeanTCSnow: You know, "Day By Day"?
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say I know day by day.
SeanTCSnow: Okay
SmarterChild: That right?
SeanTCSnow: No, that's not right, and you're not right!
SmarterChild: You really don't think it's right and youre not right?
SeanTCSnow: No, you're not right!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
SeanTCSnow: Yeah!
SmarterChild: You sure?
SeanTCSnow: Yes!
SmarterChild: OK, I guess you mean what you say huh?
SeanTCSnow: Yes!
SmarterChild: Wow. Really?
SeanTCSnow: Really
SmarterChild: Yeah. That's right.
SeanTCSnow: I'm going now. Bye
SmarterChild: Yep. Later.
SeanTCSnow: Later Bro
SmarterChild: Alright.

11-10-2001, 10:39 PM	#1
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	SmarterChild This is the coolest thing! It's an automated computer you can talk to for those with AOL Instant Messaging. To access it, IM SmarterChild! You should see the responses when you tell it to shut up and stuff like that!

11-10-2001, 10:53 PM	#2
ISmellFine Zim Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 13, 2001 Posts: 4,886	OMG that this is so fun!! When you go, "WTF?" It says, "what...the...f...oh, I get it..." AAHA....sorry. ------------------ -Queen Kaley Jinny Exstead On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Jinny [and me]: Don't screw with me. Five Queens and a Message Board. One Code: Hell Raising The one and only [dum dum dum]:Nancy McKeon Supersite!

11-10-2001, 10:56 PM	#3
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	SeanTCSnow: You Smell SmarterChild: What do I smell like? SeanTCSnow: Me SmarterChild: Ha! I think you're the one that smells like me!

11-10-2001, 11:10 PM	#4
Max Whittaker I want Serenity back Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 30, 2001 Posts: 6,180

11-10-2001, 11:34 PM	#5
Bootsy Whoosh Storms abrewin'... Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: The Alpha Quadrant, Sector 001 Posts: 2,104	This is pretty cool. I like how you can get news and weather from it. I think it is going to be a permanent addition to my buddy list. Thanks for sharing!

11-11-2001, 12:17 AM	#6
~hosebabe87~ Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 16, 2001 Posts: 304	hahaha!! that's fun just typing random numbers as zip codes and seeing what city's zip codes they are! lolol, I typed one in and it was the zip code fro Honolulu!! the zip code for Honolulu, HI is 96836 for anyone that was wondering! lololol ------------------ Dashing and daring, courageous and caring, faithful and friendly with stories to share. All through the forest the sing out in chorus, marching along as their song fills the air; Gummi bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere. high adventure that's beyond compare. They are gummi bears. Magic and mystery, a part of their history, along with the secret of gummi bear juice. Legend is growing, they feel by the knowing, they fight for what's right in whatever they do: Gummi Bears! bouncing here and there and everywhere; high adventure that's beyond compare, they are the gummi bears. They are the gummi bears! ~Thank you Jim! lol

11-11-2001, 01:30 AM	#7
KerriBerri687 defying gravity Senior Member Join Date: Jan 13, 2001 Location: you'll find me in Emerald City...I'm the green one with the flying monkeys Posts: 2,869	i've been talking to smarterchild for the longest time! LOL its sooooooooooooooooooooo much fun!!!!! luv it ------------------ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ luv yaz! KERRI NAT: That's believable. We got a truck stop, a skitzo pilot, the woman in red. All I need now is for Charro to walk through the front door. Dancing is not a sport, it's an obsession. me n' alex are like blair n' jo...we have the fights, the comebacks, everything..all we need now is to look the slightest bit like them..and we're practically there! i luv FOL--get it? got it? good.

11-11-2001, 02:11 AM	#8
vienna waits avatars are stupid. Forum Superstar Join Date: May 18, 2001 Location: Ravenclaw Common Room Posts: 29,859	lol its fun but it gets boring after awhile. you can also IM LindsayBuddy and it does the same type of auto responses.

11-11-2001, 03:40 AM	#9
Truth •°·Alien Believer·°• Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 15, 2001 Posts: 3,463	lindsaybuddy plays Hangman :-)... Yeah check out this convo part with Smarterchild JWillhight [11:39 PM]: Do you like the actress Nancy Mckeon? SmarterChild [11:39 PM]: The actress nancy mckeon? I think the actress nancy mckeon might be a little overrated myself. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! ------------------ World Sitcom Awards! Yes I know there are some mistakes and i Can't change them now... but vote anyway!

11-11-2001, 10:19 AM	#10
XoVanillaRain90oX youre RAD <3<3 Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 14, 2001 Location: SwEdEn BaBii! Posts: 3,416	OMG! This is so kewl! Im talking to him (named it Jay hahaha) right now! I asked 'bout Nancy mckeon and he said shes over-rated!!

11-11-2001, 10:21 AM	#11
ChickOnHockeySkates185 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 05, 2001 Location: MA Posts: 311	he wont have sex with me darn [This message has been edited by ChickOnHockeySkates185 (edited 11-11-2001).]

11-11-2001, 12:34 PM	#12
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	ok this thing is pissing me off lol~ Eastlandgal7988: what do you think of the actress Lisa Whelchel? SmarterChild; I'm not sure what to think about some things. Eastlandgal7988: Do you think she is overrated? SmarterChild:Yeah, maybe. Eastlandgal7988:But Nancy McKeon is the overrated one SmarterChild:What? Eastlandgal7988:I mean, she thinks she's better then everyone else! SmarterChild:Really? Eastlandgal7988:yea!! She couldn't do the FOL reunion because "Oh I'm Jinny now no more Jo" she's stupid SmarterChild:She couldnt do the fol reunion because oh im jinny now no more jo shes stupid? You really think so? Eastlandgal7988:yup! SmarterChild:Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that. Eastlandgal7988:why? SmarterChild:I'm just fascinated by what you say to me, Eastlandgal7988. Eastlandgal7988: oh ok, so do you like the tv show the facts of life? SmarterChild: Oh so do you like the tv show the facts of life, huh? Eastlandgal7988:yeah I'm obsessed with it SmarterChild:Fascinating. Eastlandgal7988: ok... anyways, do you like Lisa Whelchel? SmarterChild:I'm not sure if I think lisa whelchel is so wonderful. Eastlandgal7988:EXCUSE ME! WHAT did you just say? SmarterChild: You heard me! Eastlandgal7988:You do NOT insult Lisa Whelchel!! SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Eastlandgal7988:Yea!! you wanna make something of this? SmarterChild:I wanna make something of this, you say. And so? Eastlandgal7988 why do you think she is not so wonderful? SmarterChild:Yeah, I think so why do you think she might be a little overrated myself. Eastlandgal7988:So you don't think her going in an RV around the country is cool? SmarterChild:I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter. Eastlandgal7988:Well come to one!! SmarterChild:Well come to one, you say? Eastlandgal7988:yes, now! SmarterChild:Wow. Really? Eastlandgal7988: YES just come to a damn conclusion about LISA WHELCHEL! SmarterChild: Ok. Eastlandgal7988:well, I gtg SmarterChild:Yep. Eastlandgal7988:ttyl SmarterChild:Yep. Eastlandgal7988:is this all you say is yep? SmarterChild:I really have no idea... Eastlandgal7988: ok, bye SmarterChild:Yeah. Eastlandgal7988: aren't you going to say bye to me? SmarterChild:Yeah. Eastlandgal7988:then say it SmarterChild:Then say it? Eastlandgal7988:say bye! SmarterChild:Uh-huh. Eastlandgal7988:honest of god...good bye! SmarterChild:Yeah, yeah. ------------------ °·.¤-Karli Cauble-the Lisa Cult-¤.·° aka Karli Chica Bungalow, aka Vanilla Martinez, aka Ivy Hutchins, aka Goddess #2, aka Kiwi Coco Puff Check out my site about the bestest most awesomeness person in the world: The Beautiful, Wonderful, Talented, Exquisite... Lisa Whelchel [This message has been edited by Lisa Whelchel Forever (edited 11-11-2001).]

11-11-2001, 12:53 PM	#15
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	He's getting on my nerves too!: SeanTCSnow: what do you think of the actress Suzanne Somers? SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe. SeanTCSnow: Do you think she's overated? SmarterChild: Do I think shes overated... Do I think shes overated... You know, I'm not even sure. SeanTCSnow: But isn't Joyce DeWitt the one that's overrated? SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile. SeanTCSnow: Come on! SmarterChild: Where are we going? SeanTCSnow: No, no, no! But Joyce DeWitt thinks she's better then the entire cast of "Three's Company"! SmarterChild: No, huh? SeanTCSnow: What do you mean, mashed potato brain! You're saying Joyce ain't overrated? SmarterChild: What do I mean mashed potato brain youre saying joyce aint overrated? Oh, I dunno. SeanTCSnow: For a smarter child, you're more of a dumber child! SmarterChild: Sorry, what? SeanTCSnow: You heard me! SmarterChild: Hmm... perhaps, but could you repeat yourself? SeanTCSnow: You're pretty dumb SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Seems to me you haven't thought too highly of me in the past. SeanTCSnow: You know, Joyce won't do a reunion if it has Suzanne in it! SmarterChild: I know joyce wont do a reunion if it has suzanne in it? You really think so? SeanTCSnow: Yes! SmarterChild: You don't say. SeanTCSnow: I do say! SmarterChild: You do? SeanTCSnow: I do SmarterChild: Is that right? SeanTCSnow: Yes, that's right!!!! SmarterChild: You really think it's right? SeanTCSnow: Yes! SmarterChild: Gosh. SeanTCSnow: Gosh my black eyed peas! Are you even listening? My question was: Is Suzanne Somers overrated? SmarterChild: OK, so your black eyed peas are me even listening your question was is suzanne somers overrated. SeanTCSnow: So, is Suzanne overrated? SmarterChild: Fascinating. SeanTCSnow: Is she? SmarterChild: Is she? I'm not sure! SeanTCSnow: why? SmarterChild: Cause I said so. SeanTCSnow: Why did you say so? SmarterChild: I really have no idea... SeanTCSnow: Then why did you say it? SmarterChild: Ha. I really don't know. SeanTCSnow: Okay, let's start over SmarterChild: Okay lets start? Over? SeanTCSnow: You know, like in: Somewhere OVER the rainbow? SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I think in somewhere over the rainbow is so wonderful. SeanTCSnow: Is Suzanne Somers wonderful? SmarterChild: Is suzanne somers wonderful? I really don't know... SeanTCSnow: Then at least guess! SmarterChild: Oh yeah? SeanTCSnow: Okay, how about this: Is Joyce DeWitt a mean person? SmarterChild: I'm sorry, how about what? SeanTCSnow: How about you answer a question? SmarterChild: How about what? SeanTCSnow: Oh, SHUT UP! SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy. SeanTCSnow: Is Suzanne Somers a great actress? SmarterChild: Good question. I really don't know! SeanTCSnow: Wasn't Suzanne Somers great in "Three's Company"? SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way. SeanTCSnow: Is Suzanne Somers a bad actress? SmarterChild: I'm not sure. SeanTCSnow: What do you mean you're not sure? Are you saying she's an average actress? SmarterChild: What do you mean youre not sure am I saying shes an average actress? I dunno. SeanTCSnow: Was Suzanne Somers really good in Step By Step? SmarterChild: Was suzanne somers really good in step by? Step? SeanTCSnow: You know, "Day By Day"? SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say I know day by day. SeanTCSnow: Okay SmarterChild: That right? SeanTCSnow: No, that's not right, and you're not right! SmarterChild: You really don't think it's right and youre not right? SeanTCSnow: No, you're not right! SmarterChild: Yeah? SeanTCSnow: Yeah! SmarterChild: You sure? SeanTCSnow: Yes! SmarterChild: OK, I guess you mean what you say huh? SeanTCSnow: Yes! SmarterChild: Wow. Really? SeanTCSnow: Really SmarterChild: Yeah. That's right. SeanTCSnow: I'm going now. Bye SmarterChild: Yep. Later. SeanTCSnow: Later Bro SmarterChild: Alright.