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Chain Gang Member · 10-25-2006, 11:55 AM

It was the one where they were hiding a dog they called Old Lady from Thelma.Then Thelma thought that she was going crazy when she was hearing dogs barking and not seeing the dog.Then she got messages from people talking about taking Old Lady somewhere and she thought that they were talking her

*The phone rings and Mama listens to the message*
Dr. Bishop: Naomi? This is Dr. Bishop. My office is right across from Food Circus. My secretary tells me you’re looking for a home for your Old Lady. Now, I uh know of a nice place right on the outskirts of town. It’s a little run down, but she won’t know the difference. Now don’t worry, there’s a high fence around it so she won’t be able to get out. If you like, you can bring her to my office, and I’ll sedate her for the trip.
Mama: Oh my Lord! There gonna lock me up and throw away the key!

*Someone else calls about the dog Old Lady, and Mama hears them leaving a message, thinking they mean her*
Purvis: Hello? I’m calling for Vint Harper. If your Old Lady’s still up for grabs, I can take her off your hands.
Mama: What’s they do, take out an ad?!
Purvis: I’ll make a nice place for her in the barn so she can watch the livestock. Course, on real cold nights, I’ll let her come in and sleep with me if she’s the affectionate type.
Mama: Oh my Lord! They’re selling me into white slavery!
Purvis: Call me back at 555-5540. Ask for Purvis.
Mama: Well Purvis, you pervert!

Mama listens as the answering machine picks up
Mama: "It's Your dime, spill it!"
Theresa Parker: Hello this is Theresa Parker and I am urging you to reconsider finding a home for yourOld Lady. It simple isn't right.
Mama: Well bless your Theresa who ever you are.
Theresa Parker: I've seen that poor dear wandering around the parking lot at the Food Circus, and believe me, the only kind thing to do is put her out of her misery.
Mama: GET OFF THE PHONE YOU MOTHER KILLER!

*Mama thinks the family is putting her away, but they mean the dog*
Mama: How would y’all like to be carted off to the Puente Pines Retirement Home?!
Naomi: Well gee, I think it beats being locked up in a garage.
Vint: Yeah. It’s really beautiful out there Mama. Wait till you see it.
*Mama holds up her rolling pin*
Mama: One more step and you’re gonna see God!

Dwaynew · 10-28-2006, 01:41 AM

lol, love Mama's Family

10-25-2006, 11:55 AM	#1
Chain Gang Member 1st Female Triple Crown Champ Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Watching Three's Company & Wrestling Posts: 8,926	One episode really made me laugh yesterday It was the one where they were hiding a dog they called Old Lady from Thelma.Then Thelma thought that she was going crazy when she was hearing dogs barking and not seeing the dog.Then she got messages from people talking about taking Old Lady somewhere and she thought that they were talking her The phone rings and Mama listens to the message Dr. Bishop: Naomi? This is Dr. Bishop. My office is right across from Food Circus. My secretary tells me you’re looking for a home for your Old Lady. Now, I uh know of a nice place right on the outskirts of town. It’s a little run down, but she won’t know the difference. Now don’t worry, there’s a high fence around it so she won’t be able to get out. If you like, you can bring her to my office, and I’ll sedate her for the trip. Mama: Oh my Lord! There gonna lock me up and throw away the key! Someone else calls about the dog Old Lady, and Mama hears them leaving a message, thinking they mean her Purvis: Hello? I’m calling for Vint Harper. If your Old Lady’s still up for grabs, I can take her off your hands. Mama: What’s they do, take out an ad?! Purvis: I’ll make a nice place for her in the barn so she can watch the livestock. Course, on real cold nights, I’ll let her come in and sleep with me if she’s the affectionate type. Mama: Oh my Lord! They’re selling me into white slavery! Purvis: Call me back at 555-5540. Ask for Purvis. Mama: Well Purvis, you pervert! Mama listens as the answering machine picks up Mama: "It's Your dime, spill it!" Theresa Parker: Hello this is Theresa Parker and I am urging you to reconsider finding a home for yourOld Lady. It simple isn't right. Mama: Well bless your Theresa who ever you are. Theresa Parker: I've seen that poor dear wandering around the parking lot at the Food Circus, and believe me, the only kind thing to do is put her out of her misery. Mama: GET OFF THE PHONE YOU MOTHER KILLER! Mama thinks the family is putting her away, but they mean the dog Mama: How would y’all like to be carted off to the Puente Pines Retirement Home?! Naomi: Well gee, I think it beats being locked up in a garage. Vint: Yeah. It’s really beautiful out there Mama. Wait till you see it. Mama holds up her rolling pin Mama: One more step and you’re gonna see God!
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10-28-2006, 01:41 AM	#2
Dwaynew Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 19, 2005 Posts: 108	lol, love Mama's Family
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