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gilligan fanatic · 10-24-2006, 09:46 AM

Worlds Thinnest books

FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno & Whoopi Goldberg

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill CLinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry

THE GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

DELICIOUS SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by PETA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson

HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

Courtnee · 10-24-2006, 04:33 PM

Ireneparalegal · 10-24-2006, 04:35 PM

allow me to add:

Ageless Beauty by Suzanne Sommers (the woman with lip collagen and God knows what else she has had done).

Courtnee · 10-24-2006, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

allow me to add:

Ageless Beauty by Suzanne Sommers (the woman with lip collagen and God knows what else she has had done).

Ageless Beauty by FARAH FAUSET. lozl.

Hollow · 10-24-2006, 05:00 PM

george w. bush's book of virtues.

TJL · 10-24-2006, 05:20 PM

"Movies I Haven't Appeared In" - by Scarlett Johannson

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 10-24-2006, 05:21 PM

People Who Aren't Racist-Alberrtooo Sharpton

80sTrivia · 10-24-2006, 05:43 PM

These are hilarious, guys!!!!!

TJL · 10-24-2006, 05:58 PM

"People Who Love Me" by Paris hilton

"My Thoughts On Advanced Microbiology" by Jessica Simpson

"Women I have Slept With by Elton John (foreward by George Michael)

Ireneparalegal · 10-24-2006, 06:00 PM

My Thoughts - Britney Spears

The World's Professions and the hard-working people who do them - Kevin Federline

Courtnee · 10-24-2006, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by TJL

"My Thoughts On Advanced Microbiology" by Jessica Simpson

dawsongirl · 10-24-2006, 10:28 PM

Made me feel a tad better momentarily.

How about:

The Wonders of Antidepressants
By: Tom Cruise

JNSBSB · 10-25-2006, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gilligan fanatic

Worlds Thinnest books

FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno & Whoopi Goldberg

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill CLinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry

THE GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

DELICIOUS SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by PETA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson

HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

JNSBSB · 10-25-2006, 01:21 AM

I'm the world's most intelligent, smartest woman ever. by Jessica Simpson

I'm my own grandpa! By any author(male)

I'm my own grandma! By any author(female)

I'm soo tall I can knock the moon and sun out. by Gary Coleman.

I'm nothing but a short little dwarf and can't even reach tall places. By pro wrestler Kevin Nash.

Kay Scarpetta · 10-25-2006, 05:29 PM

Omg, these made me laugh so hard. These are hilarious.

10-24-2006, 09:46 AM	#1
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10-24-2006, 04:33 PM	#2
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10-24-2006, 04:35 PM	#3
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10-24-2006, 05:20 PM	#6
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10-24-2006, 05:00 PM	#5
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	george w. bush's book of virtues.

10-24-2006, 05:43 PM	#8
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10-24-2006, 05:58 PM	#9
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	"People Who Love Me" by Paris hilton "My Thoughts On Advanced Microbiology" by Jessica Simpson "Women I have Slept With by Elton John (foreward by George Michael)

10-24-2006, 06:00 PM	#10
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	My Thoughts - Britney Spears The World's Professions and the hard-working people who do them - Kevin Federline

10-24-2006, 10:28 PM	#12
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	Made me feel a tad better momentarily. How about: The Wonders of Antidepressants By: Tom Cruise

10-25-2006, 01:21 AM	#14
JNSBSB Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 11, 2004 Location: In a room turned into a theater room inside a cave in sunny Texas. Posts: 593	I'm the world's most intelligent, smartest woman ever. by Jessica Simpson I'm my own grandpa! By any author(male) I'm my own grandma! By any author(female) I'm soo tall I can knock the moon and sun out. by Gary Coleman. I'm nothing but a short little dwarf and can't even reach tall places. By pro wrestler Kevin Nash.

10-25-2006, 05:29 PM	#15
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