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Carrie: What movie do you want to see?
Kelly Palmer: Something brainless. What's that thriller where the Earth starts to lose its gravitational pull? Carrie: Oh, yeah..."Floaters". Arthur: Darling, I need to borrow the iron. Carrie: Dad, I told you. If you want a grilled cheese sandwich, I will make you one. Carrie: Okay, Doug, you know what? This year I don't want a Christmas present. All I want is for you to stop acting like a big baby and grow up. Doug: Do you think I'm a big sack of crap? Carrie: Have you been reading my diary? Carrie: Is this how you take a bath? Spence: Yes. Carrie: You look like Ernie from Sesame Street. Carrie: Did you lift your shirt and *make* them touch your belly hair? |
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I love that one.Carrie:"I can't believe you told everyone!!" Doug:"What are you talkin' about?" Carrie:"What am I tawkin' about? ..What we did here." Doug:"You didn't tell anyone?" Carrie:"Yeah, I just couldn't wait to tell everyone how chunky nailed me on bubble wrap."
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which episode is dat from sweetdiggity?
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![]() Let me add, in Fatty McButterpants, when Carrie walks in the door singing "Superfreak, she's superfreaking yow!" and when she does that little turn of her head there, that cracks me up!
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Douog tells carrei she is scary so she asks holly what she thinks
Carrie-Holly can i ask kyou a questiion? Holly-oh the price of peeps went up i know i was stunned too. Carrie-no no not that. is it do ya think im scary? Holly-um Carrie-come on just tell me HOlly-No(in a scared way) Carrie-come on tell me the truth Holly-ok your horrifing im scared of you since i first met you Carrie(in stern voice) thank you! Carrie's thank you cracked me up more than holly's no.lol |
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Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Hasn't anyone said you look like someone? Doug Heffernan: Oh, you mean like every famous fat guy in every movie ever?
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I probably won't get this word for word -
Arthur--Carrie, Douglas & I need to borrow a pair of your panties. Carrie--Dad, couldn't give you a bigger no! |
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