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10-24-2001, 06:50 PM
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•°·Alien Believer·°•
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A couple funny conversations
I was online like normal.... and this guy imed me... i sent the convos to Sean Snow and he told me to post these on this board.... This guy also had imed me a couple times before..... Anyway heres the first one
(I put a couple stars through his name... cause if he finds out i dont want him gettin all mad cause i told everyone his sn or anything like that) KaiserB** [9:30 PM]: Hey. I can't decide what to wear to bed. You pick for me. JWillhight [9:30 PM]: uhhhh what> KaiserB** [9:31 PM]: go ahead. pick something. KaiserB** [9:32 PM]: Seriously. Go ahead. I need to get to bed. KaiserB** [9:33 PM]: it's not that big a deal. What should i wear to bed? KaiserB** [9:35 PM]: come on. i'm really tired. JWillhight [9:35 PM]: dude ur dumb KaiserB** [9:36 PM]: gee thanks. you're not all that smart either. i'm just asking a simple question, and you can't answer it. JWillhight [9:36 PM]: lololol KaiserB** [9:37 PM]: so, go ahead and answer. KaiserB** [9:37 PM]: hurry up JWillhight [9:38 PM]: why are u asking me this> KaiserB** [9:38 PM]: cause i can't decide. i want you to decide for me. it's a simple question. just answer. JWillhight [9:39 PM]: uhmmmmm Ok....... Who are you> This is like the first time ive ever talked to you..... JWillhight [9:39 PM]: Wait are you that one guy who kept asking me what you should do cause ur friends rip ur shirt off when ur wrestltling> JWillhight [9:39 PM]: wrestling* KaiserB** [9:40 PM]: I think we've talked before. it was a long time ago, i guess. yeah, that's me. KaiserB** [9:42 PM]: so? answer JWillhight [9:43 PM]: dude u are crazy.... KaiserB** [9:43 PM]: cause i can't make up my mind? that makes me crazy? come on, i wanna go to bed. JWillhight [9:43 PM]: How would i know what clothes u have> KaiserB** [9:44 PM]: i'm wearing a pair of sweat pants and a grey t-shirt, with boxers. JWillhight [9:44 PM]: then keey that... JWillhight [9:44 PM]: keep* KaiserB** [9:45 PM]: that's dumb. i waited just for you to decide that? nothing more interesting? that sucks. JWillhight [9:45 PM]: I gots to go LOLOLOL He imed me that a few days ago then the next day KaiserB** [2:53 PM]: what should i wear to dinner downstairs? JWillhight [2:53 PM]: OMG ITS U AGAIN KaiserB** [2:53 PM]: i'm giving you one more shot. JWillhight [2:53 PM]: Ur funny KaiserB** [2:54 PM]: funny? why? i just want a dare. JWillhight [2:54 PM]: HA HA HA HA KaiserB** [2:54 PM]: you don't want to? KaiserB** [2:55 PM]: you're no fun... JWillhight [2:56 PM]: HA HA HA HA HA on the last HA HA HA HA i put it said he logged off... LOL What do ya all think of this....... LOL This guy was weird...... was he serious thou> LOLOL Who knows... |
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10-24-2001, 07:23 PM
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That is to funny
 ! That guy is so sad I mean he can't even figure out what to wear to bed like come on my dog could do it.------------------ Nat: Lights Tootie Lights Tootie: What's going on Nat: something furry just crawled up my leg Tootie: Wishful thinken nat: I'm talling ya I felt something now move over Tootie: Nat there no room Nat: I don't want this fury thing hibernating in my nighting gown now mover over Jo: Now can we get some sleep 1 minute later Blair: HA HA HA stop it Jo Jo: What Blair: Your tickling my feet Jo: No I'm not Blair: HA HA HA very funny Tootie Tootie: I'm over her Blair Blair: NAtalie? Nat: YO Blair:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Jinny: When I found my mom- I had just got back from school my dad wasnt home from work yet - John Jr. was out riding his - his motorcycle KC i dunno I think you were at a friends house. I dont remember. I remember I had a pretty good day at school I gotta a- B+ on an algebra test. I knew my mom was gonna be real happy about that cause - She really got off on stuff like that. So I came home I- uh- I called out for her but I didnt- I didnt hear anything so - I went into the bedroom - There was such a - a strange smell I didnt know what it was and then I saw her two feet sticking out from the bathroom and I remember I flashed on the wicked witch of the east you know the one that Dorothy landed on - I went over pushed the door and I thought she must of fallen and hit the side of the sink or the toilet or something....Because the whole side of her head was open - and then - I realized what the smell was - Blood- My god there was so much blood...I just stood there - I just - frozen I couldn't move. Then Finally I heard the front door and I must of screamed because John Jr. came in pushed me out of the way and - and then everyone came Black and Whites - uniforms..They found the gun - put it in a bag. Then they put her in a bag too. I remember your face - Dad - Because it looked like someone had shot the side of your head off too. I knew you were in the living room and I knew you were drinking because I remembered the sound of the ice crackling in the glass as you kept pouring - and I remember thinking - God that must be nice - you know - to be able to drink like that and forget. Make your mind like a - a big black board and - and use booze to erase all the thoughts that must of been going through your mind all the questions..guilt..Just keep pouring just let it all slip away. You know like sand through your fingers - till theres nothing left -- God i wanted to feel that way too.... Ross talking to Joey and Phoebe Ross: Condoms are only 97% effective Joey; are you serious only 3% of the time they don’t work, they should put that on the box Ross: Evidently they do Joey: WHAT (whips out a role of condoms and looks them over) Ross & Rachael see a picture of there unborn baby Rachael: I don’t see it Ross: You said you just saw it Rachael: I lied I don’t want to seem like a terrible mother Ross: Hey it’s right there Rachael: Oh I see it now Ross: Do you really Rachael: NO Ross: Ok ok you see that thing that looks like a peanut Rachael: Ya Ross: That’s it Rachael: Well I see it now |
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10-24-2001, 07:31 PM
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Butter Pie
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This dude is probably perfectly harmless but he seems to be a pest! Just sign out when he comes on. Can't be too careful nowdays!
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10-24-2001, 08:29 PM
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Tragically Beautiful
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 That's sad... |
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10-24-2001, 08:34 PM
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Defy Gravity 8.26.05
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------------------ °·.*¤*-Karli Cauble-the Lisa Cult-*¤*.·° **In the year 2005, Lauren and I are driving to California to beg and pleed Lisa Whelchel and Nancy McKeon to become our mothers. She will become "Lauren McKeon" and I will become "Karli-wait a minute. I can't become 'Karli Cauble' AGAIN, can I???" Oh well, Just remember us as the "Cauble/McKeon kids!!"** This song shows an important message *Look at me, You may think you see who I really am, but you'll never know me. Every day it's as if I play a part. Now I see if I wear a mask, I can fool the world, but I cannot fool my heart. Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? When will my reflection show who I am inside? I am now in a world where I have to hide my heart, and what I believe in. But somehow, I will show the world what's inside my heart, and be loved for who I am. Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? Why is my reflection someone I don't know? Must I pretend that I'm someone else, for all time? When will my reflection show who I am inside? There's a heart that must be free to fly. That burns with a need to know the reason why. Why must we all conceal, what we think, how we feel? Must there be a secret me, I'm forced to hide? I won't pretend that I'm someone else, for all time. When will my reflection show who I am inside, when will my reflection show who I am inside?* |
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10-25-2001, 06:05 PM
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I want Serenity back
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Yeah, that guy sounds harmless. Kinda' entertaining actually. You should have answered his questions. They seemed innocent enough. Just think, just because you didn't answer his questions he may have gone to bed and dinner naked!
...Nevermind...
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10-26-2001, 10:37 AM
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LOL, wanna hear something rather amusing? I do that to my friends sometimes...but NEVER WITH CLOTHES!!!
"Alright, I'm bored, what should I watch?" "What? Gracie, you dork, pick something!" "Well I can't decide! Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, or Men In Black in widescreen?" "Oh geeeeeeeeeeeeeez! Next you'll be asking me what to wear to sleep in! LMFAO" "Nahhhh, ok fine, I'm watching Labyrinth." "Didn't you just watch that yesterday? lol" "Ok...so?" "OMG you're too funny...we need to pop you open and install a decision chip in that brain of yours, can't you ever pick something on your own?" "Always, I just like messin with ya!  "That's an exerpt from a conversation I had a couple days ago, but yeah I only do it to make people laugh...I wouldn't honestly wait there and see what they wanted me to do! In that case, I was already watching The Dark Crystal...lol. Clothes? LOL, that's what my roommate is for! If I can't decide I just say "hey Ami...come here..." and figure it out. **Gracie** ------------------ Delivery guy: "Blanche Deverux?" Dorothy: "That's Devereaux...it's only pronounced the other way in limericks." ~~~~~~~~~~ Sophia: "Let me tell you girls the three most important things I learned about life: number one, hold fast to your friends; number two, there's no such thing as security; and number three, don't go see "Ishtar." Woof!" ~~~~~~~~~~ Dorothy: "You'll have to excuse my mother, she recently had a stroke rendering her totally annoying." ~~~~~~~~~~ Sophia: "Sticks and stones may brake your bones, but cement pays homage to tradition!" ~~~~~~~~~~ Sophia: "I think im pregnant." Dorothy: "What happened, the rabbit died laughing?" ~~~~~~~~~~ Rose: "Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?" Sophia: "Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and its starting to get on my nerves." |
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10-26-2001, 03:22 PM
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hey he sounds pretty kool you should add him as a buddy..
you know and talk to him more like that he is pretty weird but funny you'd prab. get a kick out of hime when ever he's on or somthin well thats just what i say in my opinion... well buh bye l8r ------------------ hello all humans are viruses all we do is breed spread out like germs a devaur everything we can..So killing the comon cold is the same as alians killing us!!!!!!!!!! |
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10-26-2001, 03:29 PM
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Olive!!!
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make up a weird screen name and start IMing him on that...be 10 times weirder than he is...
lol my friends and I have some strange conversations...but that's another story ------------------ MEG ¤Friends don't let friends get mullets!¤ |
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10-26-2001, 06:31 PM
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Strange...although, it kinda reminds me of some people that I talk to on a regular basis.
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10-26-2001, 07:13 PM
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you refering to me marmalade???????
------------------ hello all humans are viruses all we do is breed spread out like germs a devaur everything we can..So killing the comon cold is the same as alians killing us!!!!!!!!!! |
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10-26-2001, 07:23 PM
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10-26-2001, 07:26 PM
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do i? ------------------ HI i dont know what to write her please give me an idea email it too me at tonicapollo@aol.com thanx |
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10-26-2001, 07:31 PM
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i dont no more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
------------------ haha marmalade no point here lololololololol |
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10-26-2001, 07:42 PM
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Um...ok...whatever.
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