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DJM77 · 10-27-2001, 08:18 PM

Yesterday morning at about 11:05 AM I saw a very strange thing. My job is located in Wentzville, Missouri and my friend and I decided to go to a near by resturant for our lunch break. On our way to the resturant we saw, (get this) a man in a white robe with a large crucifix around his neck walking along the side of the road. He was also carrying a staff and he had a fishermans hat on and he had a long red beard. I waved at him and he waved back. Then last night I was telling another friend about it and he said that he overheard some lady in the courthouse saying that she saw this same man walking along the highway towards Troy, Missouri. Then earlier today I was at my parents house and I told my mom about it. She said that several people saw him in Elsberry, Missouri. He had stopped to talk to someone in Elsberry and told them that he was, (get this) Jesus and that (get this) every race in America needs to be completely segregated in order for things to get better. The police wanted to arrest the man but they concluded that he wasn't really doing anything illegal. I kid you not. This really happened!

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Truth · 10-27-2001, 10:10 PM

goodness..... what has the world come to>

Meg07945 · 10-28-2001, 10:28 AM

LOL! that is just tooo funny!

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Max Whittaker · 10-28-2001, 01:56 PM

Ha! Segregated! The terrorist attacks must have hit him particularly hard.

10-27-2001, 08:18 PM	#1
DJM77 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: Missouri Posts: 5,566	Prophet Impostor Yesterday morning at about 11:05 AM I saw a very strange thing. My job is located in Wentzville, Missouri and my friend and I decided to go to a near by resturant for our lunch break. On our way to the resturant we saw, (get this) a man in a white robe with a large crucifix around his neck walking along the side of the road. He was also carrying a staff and he had a fishermans hat on and he had a long red beard. I waved at him and he waved back. Then last night I was telling another friend about it and he said that he overheard some lady in the courthouse saying that she saw this same man walking along the highway towards Troy, Missouri. Then earlier today I was at my parents house and I told my mom about it. She said that several people saw him in Elsberry, Missouri. He had stopped to talk to someone in Elsberry and told them that he was, (get this) Jesus and that (get this) every race in America needs to be completely segregated in order for things to get better. The police wanted to arrest the man but they concluded that he wasn't really doing anything illegal. I kid you not. This really happened! [This message has been edited by DJM77 (edited 10-28-2001).]

10-27-2001, 10:10 PM	#2
Truth •°·Alien Believer·°• Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 15, 2001 Posts: 3,463	goodness..... what has the world come to>

10-28-2001, 10:28 AM	#3
Meg07945 Olive!!! Senior Member Join Date: Jan 16, 2001 Location: New Jersey!! The Garden State!! Posts: 1,001	LOL! that is just tooo funny! ------------------ MEG ¤Friends don't let friends get mullets!¤

10-28-2001, 01:56 PM	#4
Max Whittaker I want Serenity back Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 30, 2001 Posts: 6,180	Ha! Segregated! The terrorist attacks must have hit him particularly hard.