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*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 10-13-2006, 09:17 PM

Santa: A Flaming Homosexual

Santa Clause. Kris Kringle. Father Christmas. No matter what you call him one thing is apparent: he's a flaming bastard. Most people would disagree, saying he is the symbol of giving and Christmas itself. K for one thing Jesus could kick his ass.

Another, everyone knows Santa always leaves our houses smelling like rotten tuna fish on a hot summer day. Who wants that? No one wants that.

Not only is Santa perhaps marking the worst period in American history, he is also raping children...'s minds. Of greed, disgrace, and Uncle Sam. Traitor. Oh here kids have a barbie doll. Take the frikken barbie doll kids, don't go and vote. Take the barbieeeeeeee.

Needless to say the years of Santa have been bad for our nation. Remember the incident where Jimmy got stuck in a tree and almost broke his neck as he tried to look fah Santi Clause in the sky? Yeah and remember when Elmira wouldn't go to bed and ended up getting diabetes because of all the cookies she ate waiting? Yeah. Ya do.

Santa Clause is a conservative liberal, commie warmonger. We all know it. Would he hang out with Osama? You know it. Would he date Hilary? Let's just say Chelsea isn't Bill's. At least the easter bunny is a man of character. Santa Clause doesn't even cut it.

Santa Clause is not an American Citizen. He is a fat pig. So in closing, die Santa. We don't need your face anymore.

Ravey · 10-13-2006, 09:24 PM

I like santa cause mommy buys me chocolate calendars and I get to eat a chocolate each day waiting for santa's fat ass on xmas day.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 10-13-2006, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Ravey

I like santa cause mommy buys me chocolate calendars and I get to eat a chocolate each day waiting for santa's fat ass on xmas day.

Is Santa the one giving it to you? No. His fat ass is probably sitting in a ice house eating pollo con arroz and sniffing pixie stix. Next time you want to disagree bring in a better argument.

EmoJoe · 10-13-2006, 09:27 PM

ugh santa is such a horrible person. i cant stand him. whenever i see his face on TV when hes on bill o'reily or lou dobbs i kick and destroy the TV. hes such a typical conservative liberal.

Ravey · 10-13-2006, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*

Is Santa the one giving it to you? No. His fat ass is probably sitting in a ice house eating pollo con arroz and sniffing pixie stix. Next time you want to disagree bring in a better argument.

No.. but BECAUSE Santa exists.. the chocolates in the calendar with his sweet innocent face on the cover... are available for me to have.

EmoJoe · 10-13-2006, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Ravey

No.. but BECAUSE Santa exists.. the chocolates in the calendar with his sweet innocent face on the cover... are available for me to have.

all you pro-santas are exactly the same. santa wants to get you fat so he can control your MIND...dont you get it?!

Ravey · 10-13-2006, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe®

all you pro-santas are exactly the same. santa wants to get you fat so he can control your MIND...dont you get it?!

If you get fat it's not Santa's fault, it's YOURS.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 10-13-2006, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Ravey

No.. but BECAUSE Santa exists.. the chocolates in the calendar with his sweet innocent face on the cover... are available for me to have.

Well if you check out here in my Almanac O' Stuff, I found evidence that Santa is an ax murder. Innocent?

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 10-13-2006, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Ravey

If you get fat it's not Santa's fault, it's YOURS.

Typical, typical.

You Santa mongers are all alike.

Cactus Jack · 10-13-2006, 09:43 PM

LOL ,man that Santa seems like an assho ho hole

Central Perk · 10-13-2006, 10:10 PM

Santa Clause 2+3 are garbage. The first movie actually seems to have some realism and relatability whereas the others are just full of candy canes and too much North Pole goofiness.

TheGreatPretender · 10-13-2006, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe®

conservative liberal.

Huh?

Courtnee · 10-14-2006, 03:05 PM

Sharop · 10-14-2006, 03:08 PM

Rudolph is very cute, though.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 10-14-2006, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rock Princess

Santa Clause is the first holiday figure to openly attack the spirit of the nation. That's a fact, but I guess pro Santa liberal conservatives have issues with the facts.

10-13-2006, 09:17 PM	#1
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10-13-2006, 09:24 PM	#2
Ravey Member Forum Icon Join Date: Apr 02, 2003 Posts: 53,025	I like santa cause mommy buys me chocolate calendars and I get to eat a chocolate each day waiting for santa's fat ass on xmas day.

10-13-2006, 10:10 PM	#11
Central Perk ~~~~~ Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 10, 2002 Posts: 4,553	Santa Clause 2+3 are garbage. The first movie actually seems to have some realism and relatability whereas the others are just full of candy canes and too much North Pole goofiness.