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10-06-2001, 10:00 PM
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Join Date: Feb 27, 2001
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Really bad joke time
Post dumb jokes here.
What do you get when you put on a hat? A hat that your wearing Why am I fat? Because I'm fat Whos your daddy? I'm an orphan What do you get when too much "Family Ties"? A Meridith Baxter butt Birney Can I spell cat? No Is Harry Potter gay? C-A-T What links you to Anne Robinson Yo' momma is my momma What is your name? Emanual Shreeky What do you get when you mix beer with poker,women and jock starps? Lesbian |
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10-06-2001, 10:24 PM
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Mission Doll
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Join Date: Jul 26, 2000
Location: Liberty Twp, OH
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So there's this cow, right? And the cow was big.
Actually, that's my favorite joke, but most people don't get it. Trust me, it was funny at 3 in the morning after lots of caffeine. |
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10-07-2001, 09:07 AM
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Defy Gravity 8.26.05
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Join Date: Jul 04, 2001
Location: La Vie Boheme
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 ------------------ °·.*¤*-Karli Cauble-*¤*.·° "God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference"-Blair Warner "Blanch, you better wake up. My wife will be home any minute"-Dorathy Zbornack from Golden Girls. "Hey. Just because you put on a little make-up and walk around with a butter knife doesn't make you Tommy Baker"-Sophia Patrillo from Golden Girls Jamie, don't you think you should change your NAME to Lisa Whelchel Rocks?!?! LOL Joyce and Jackie. My 2 sisters...C'mon in have a drink, we don't drink, fascenating!! Meshi!! LMAO and Jackie have you ever seen Tattie in Love? 3 words to the wise...Lisa Whelchel Rocks! |
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10-07-2001, 09:32 AM
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Join Date: Sep 02, 2001
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those were so friggin' corny..they were funny
(did that make ANY sense?)------------------ ¥§*¤~¤Jamie¤~¤*§¥ NANCY MCKEON IS DA BEST ACTRESS IN DA WORLD!!!! My Song Baby: This one's for North Carolina! C'mon and raise up, Take your shirt off, twist it 'round yo' hand, Spin it like a helicopter, North Carolina! C'mon and raise up, This one's for you, uh-huh, this one's for who?, Us, us, us; yes sir! Jamie's fan site for the BEST actress in the world, Nancy McKeon!!! YOU 'TARD ~me ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ please e-mail or IM me at: Jamiegirl2006@aol.com , WishiniwasNancyM@aol.com, NancyMcKeonfan4L@aol.com,or NancyMcKeonfan2001@yahoo.com |
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10-07-2001, 10:19 AM
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asleep at the wheel
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Join Date: Sep 30, 2000
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Sorry Sitcom Writer but I didn't understand ANY of those jokes.
 ------------------ "This life has been a test. If it were an actual life you would have recieved instructions on where to go and what to do." - Angela, 'My So-called Life' "...everything was there and around us. We knew exactly who we were and exactly where we were going. It was grand." - Gordie, 'Stand By Me' Please visit Mossopp's TV Corner - http://members3.boardhost.com/TVcorner |
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10-07-2001, 12:37 PM
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Olive!!!
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Join Date: Jan 16, 2001
Location: New Jersey!! The Garden State!!
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lol check out my sig.....thats a pretty bad one i know loads upon loads of momma jokes-- in english AND spanish!
------------------ ....MeG +yo' mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale!+ |
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