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ABlairican Pie · 09-13-2006, 10:26 AM

51 Days...

A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts.

Up jumps the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?"

The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight.

Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. . .the side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!"

Nighthawk76 · 09-13-2006, 12:45 PM

Steve M. · 09-13-2006, 12:48 PM

What they said!

80s_Fan · 09-13-2006, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ABlairican Pie

51 Days...

A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts.

Up jumps the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?"

The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight.

Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. . .the side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!"

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That's a good one; keep them coming....

JO jr · 12-03-2006, 01:47 AM

HEY! I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK

I AM A TRUE BLONDE, AND LOVE TELLING THE BLONDE JOKES. MAYBE THAT'S A JOKE IN ITSELF, BUT I GOT A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR, AND LOVE CRACKING UP PEOPLE. SO...GOT ANY MORE I CAN SHARE? CLEAN ONES?

ABlairican Pie · 12-03-2006, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JO jr

HEY! I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK

I AM A TRUE BLONDE, AND LOVE TELLING THE BLONDE JOKES. MAYBE THAT'S A JOKE IN ITSELF, BUT I GOT A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR, AND LOVE CRACKING UP PEOPLE. SO...GOT ANY MORE I CAN SHARE? CLEAN ONES?

I'm blonde, too. Isn't it obvious??

09-13-2006, 10:26 AM	#1
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,619	51 Days 51 Days... A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts. Up jumps the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?" The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. . .the side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!"
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09-13-2006, 12:48 PM	#3
Steve M. Back on the road to reality Forum Superstar Join Date: Nov 07, 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 33,307	What they said!
	__________________ I don't really get out a lot. When I do go out, I couldn't be happier. I love being in a nice milieu. I'm as happy as a clam. Just as long as I'm not in some club playing hip-hop. You hear that sort of thing in a lot of places. That's not my milieu. Rock and roll is good-time music. I love rock. So did my parents.

09-13-2006, 12:45 PM	#2
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12-03-2006, 01:47 AM	#5
JO jr Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 05, 2005 Posts: 1,249	HEY! I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK I AM A TRUE BLONDE, AND LOVE TELLING THE BLONDE JOKES. MAYBE THAT'S A JOKE IN ITSELF, BUT I GOT A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR, AND LOVE CRACKING UP PEOPLE. SO...GOT ANY MORE I CAN SHARE? CLEAN ONES?