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The Top 15 New State Mottos
(Part I) Arkansas: It's Trailer-rific!!! South Carolina: Oh, yeah -- like *we're* going to be concerned about an NAACP tourism boycott. Florida: Half a Million Cubans Can't All Be Wrong Illinois: Stop pronouncing the "S", or we're gonna kick your ass! Wisconsin: Badgers?! We don't need no stinkin' badgers. Kentucky: Come for the Bluegrass -- Stay for the Incest! Rhode Island: Small? Yes, But We Know What To Do With It Iowa: Future Birthplace of Captain James T. Kirk South Dakota: Hello? Can anyone hear me? Hey! Over here! Alabama: Like the third world, but closer. Michigan: It's not just cold. It's ass-biting cold. Florida: Hey you kids, get off of my state! Virginia: Contrary to our name, our women are actually pretty slutty! Massachusetts: Now with 30% fewer Kennedys! and the Number 1 New State Motto... Indiana: Dan Quayle's Favorite Country! Harvey |
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