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tonicapollo · 09-21-2001, 02:07 PM

hello everyone how yall doing??
I just wanted to ask since my sister is faking sick today!!

What is the easyest sickness to fake???
Give me ideas lol i was just wondering what yall think......

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"The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11 September 11th is
the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11. After September 11th
there are 111 days left to the end of the year. 119 is the area
code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11. Twin Towers -- standing side
by side, looks like the number 11 The first plane to hit the
towers was Flight 11. But ... .There's More ... ... . State of
New York -- The 11 State added to the Union. New York City --
11 Letters. Afghanistan -- 11 Letters. The Pentagon -- 11 Letters.
Ramzi Yousef -- 11 Letters (convicted of orchestrating the attack
on the WTC in 1993). Flight 11 -- 92 on board -- 9 + 2 = 11
Flight 77 -- 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11."

folfan01 · 09-21-2001, 02:16 PM

The only sickness I know how to fake is the fever. About a year ago I faked it for about 4 or 5 days. I used makeup to make my face look really pale. Then I used a heating pad to make my forehead hot, like every1 does. That's all it takes!

[This message has been edited by folfan01 (edited 09-21-2001).]

Max Whittaker · 09-21-2001, 02:31 PM

Ha!

Ha!
I can't believe people ACTUALLY fake sick! In real life! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

This is so funny! HaHaHaHa

You people!

~*hosebabe87*~ · 09-21-2001, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Max Whittaker:
Ha! Ha! Ha!
I can't believe people ACTUALLY fake sick! In real life! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! This is so funny! HaHaHaHa

You people!

yu've neva faked sick?!??! Sheesh!! It's REALLY easy to fake a stomachache or a headache!! hehe... it's no fun when u parents find out though!!!!!!!!!

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~*MaRtA*~ you people formaly know me as registered member Marta, but I realized how boring that was so I changed it to this! hehe!! peace out!

Chocoholic · 09-21-2001, 03:44 PM

I'm a horrible liar, so I have never succeded in making anyone think I was sick. I did get away with faking a wrist injury once though.

Bluestone · 09-21-2001, 03:48 PM

I know four different ways to make myself throw up.

WAY2cool4u · 09-21-2001, 03:55 PM

I can but don't need to fake sick.All I do is
refuse to do things and I don't have to do them.I'm stubborn.haha.I'm new to this board.
Hi everyone!

[This message has been edited by WAY2cool4u (edited 09-21-2001).]

Kay Scarpetta · 09-21-2001, 04:20 PM

I can make myself throw up by drinking vinegar or to much White Zifandal (for anyone who doent know, White Zifandal is a kinda wine) I never have to fake sick though because I always am sick. I have mono and the doctor said I could have it for the next 3 years.

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LaverneShirley · 09-21-2001, 04:24 PM

The easiet thing to fake is cramps. Only it has to be my mom, because my dad doesn't know what they're like. I'm also good at headaches and regular stomachaches if the time of the month isn't right for cramps...

~*hosebabe87*~ · 09-21-2001, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bluestone:
I know four different ways to make myself throw up.

ewe!!!!!!!!!!!!! gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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~*MaRtA*~ you people formaly know me as registered member Marta, but I realized how boring that was so I changed it to this! hehe!! peace out!

Chocoholic · 09-21-2001, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever:
I can make myself throw up by drinking vinegar or to much White Zifandal (for anyone who doent know, White Zifandal is a kinda wine) I never have to fake sick though because I always am sick. I have mono and the doctor said I could have it for the next 3 years.

That stinks, Lisa. I hope you feel better soon

dawsongirl · 09-21-2001, 05:52 PM

Headaches, backaches, hurts knees, wrists, etc. Anything they can't readily find is easy. How can anyone tell you have a headache? It's not like they can take your temp.

KerriBerri687 · 09-21-2001, 06:28 PM

im the queen at fakin sick! lol..i used to get away with it for days..till my mom took me to the doctor...lol. but not nemore because ...now in hs..ya miss waaaaaay 2 much work

*sigh* o well..

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Kerri

***It's just a jump to the left! and then a step to the riiiight! put your hands on your hips...and bring your knees in tiiiight! it's a pelvic thruuuuuust that nearly drives you insaaaaaaane! LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!***
-RHPS!

XoVanillaRain90oX · 09-21-2001, 06:34 PM

I can fake a REALLY good stomachache. yesterday I did it and my parents made me stay home from school!! Oh well....

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I wanna be on ZOOM

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folfan01 · 09-21-2001, 08:22 PM

When I was about nine I had a headache so bad I had to stay home from school so I tried to fake it the next year but it didn't work 4 some reason.

09-21-2001, 02:07 PM	#1
tonicapollo Post Major Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 18, 2001 Location: pueblo colorado u.s.a. Posts: 100	faking sick hello everyone how yall doing?? I just wanted to ask since my sister is faking sick today!! What is the easyest sickness to fake??? Give me ideas lol i was just wondering what yall think...... ------------------ "The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11 September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11. After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year. 119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11. Twin Towers -- standing side by side, looks like the number 11 The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11. But ... .There's More ... ... . State of New York -- The 11 State added to the Union. New York City -- 11 Letters. Afghanistan -- 11 Letters. The Pentagon -- 11 Letters. Ramzi Yousef -- 11 Letters (convicted of orchestrating the attack on the WTC in 1993). Flight 11 -- 92 on board -- 9 + 2 = 11 Flight 77 -- 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11."

09-21-2001, 02:16 PM	#2
folfan01 ¤Goddess¤ Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 24, 2001 Location: U§A Posts: 597	The only sickness I know how to fake is the fever. About a year ago I faked it for about 4 or 5 days. I used makeup to make my face look really pale. Then I used a heating pad to make my forehead hot, like every1 does. That's all it takes! [This message has been edited by folfan01 (edited 09-21-2001).]

09-21-2001, 02:31 PM	#3
Max Whittaker I want Serenity back Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 30, 2001 Posts: 6,180	Ha! Ha! Ha! I can't believe people ACTUALLY fake sick! In real life! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! This is so funny! HaHaHaHa You people!

09-21-2001, 03:44 PM	#5
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	I'm a horrible liar, so I have never succeded in making anyone think I was sick. I did get away with faking a wrist injury once though.

09-21-2001, 03:48 PM	#6
Bluestone I'm the Twister Frequent Poster Join Date: May 03, 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 388	I know four different ways to make myself throw up.

09-21-2001, 03:55 PM	#7
WAY2cool4u Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 21, 2001 Posts: 23	I can but don't need to fake sick.All I do is refuse to do things and I don't have to do them.I'm stubborn.haha.I'm new to this board. Hi everyone! [This message has been edited by WAY2cool4u (edited 09-21-2001).]

09-21-2001, 04:20 PM	#8
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	I can make myself throw up by drinking vinegar or to much White Zifandal (for anyone who doent know, White Zifandal is a kinda wine) I never have to fake sick though because I always am sick. I have mono and the doctor said I could have it for the next 3 years. ------------------ IM me at: Eastlandgal7988, LisaWhelchel4eva, or Karliloo1224 I am *Karli Blair Warner. I am the winner of the C'mon in Have a Drink Contest, the biggest Lisa Whelchel fan, I am nick-named Dusty or Moo Cow Karli, My sister on this board is Joyce DeWitt aka Joyce, we LUV Faye Grant and Dinah Mannoff from one of the best shows ever, State of Grace. I always get high on Starbucks Carmel Frappachinos and Coke, my favorite animal is a monkley...3 words to the wise: LISA WHELCHEL ROCKS*!!!!!!

09-21-2001, 04:24 PM	#9
LaverneShirley Mission Doll Senior Member Join Date: Jul 26, 2000 Location: Liberty Twp, OH Posts: 1,552	The easiet thing to fake is cramps. Only it has to be my mom, because my dad doesn't know what they're like. I'm also good at headaches and regular stomachaches if the time of the month isn't right for cramps...

09-21-2001, 05:52 PM	#12
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	Headaches, backaches, hurts knees, wrists, etc. Anything they can't readily find is easy. How can anyone tell you have a headache? It's not like they can take your temp.

09-21-2001, 06:28 PM	#13
KerriBerri687 defying gravity Senior Member Join Date: Jan 13, 2001 Location: you'll find me in Emerald City...I'm the green one with the flying monkeys Posts: 2,869	im the queen at fakin sick! lol..i used to get away with it for days..till my mom took me to the doctor...lol. but not nemore because ...now in hs..ya miss waaaaaay 2 much work sigh o well.. ------------------ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Luv yaz! Kerri *It's just a jump to the left! and then a step to the riiiight! put your hands on your hips...and bring your knees in tiiiight! it's a pelvic thruuuuuust that nearly drives you insaaaaaaane! LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!* -RHPS!

09-21-2001, 06:34 PM	#14
XoVanillaRain90oX youre RAD <3<3 Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 14, 2001 Location: SwEdEn BaBii! Posts: 3,416	I can fake a REALLY good stomachache. yesterday I did it and my parents made me stay home from school!! Oh well.... ------------------ Lisa aka August_Baby C'mon and ZOOM! ZOOM rocks! So does The Division! But ZOOM comes first! (sorry fellow TD freaks lol) I wanna be on ZOOM I am a ZOOM obsessed person!!!!!

09-21-2001, 08:22 PM	#15
folfan01 ¤Goddess¤ Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 24, 2001 Location: U§A Posts: 597	When I was about nine I had a headache so bad I had to stay home from school so I tried to fake it the next year but it didn't work 4 some reason.