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09-01-2006, 11:58 AM
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Butter Pie
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Jumping On The Bed (Joke)
JUMPING ON THE BED []a
A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" ! The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old". The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year old ass"? "Your name never came up," she replied. (Men... they just never know when to shut up do they??)* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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