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Brian Damage · 08-31-2006, 11:52 AM

HOLLYWOOD - The sculptor behind Britney Spears' controversial pregnancy statue is set to shock again with his own take on the first stool squeezed out by Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' reclusive daughter Suri.
Daniel Edwards' bronze sculpture, entitled “Suri's Bronzed Baby Poop,” went on display at the Capla Kesting Fine Art gallery in New York yesterday.

The piece is inspired by baby Suri's first movement and will be sold to the highest bidder at eBay auction when the exhibition ends in late September.

Edwards stunned the art world earlier this year with his homage to Spears' labor, “Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston.”

That piece featured a stone Spears on all fours on a bearskin rug, ready to give birth to her first son.

The Suri stool isn't for real but gallery officials insist Edwards' latest creation is more than a publicity stunt.

In a statement, they write: "It's partially a statement on modern media that celebrity poop has more entertainment value than health, famine or other critical issues facing society and governments today."

sweetdiggity · 08-31-2006, 01:28 PM

A sculpture of Suri's baby poop?

What a wacko!

I'm so tired of hearing about Tom, Suri, and Katie, they're everywhere! Magazines, tv, and the internet. I'm going into hiding so I don't have to hear about it anymore!

Someone call me when the TomKat circus ends!

Ireneparalegal · 08-31-2006, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetdiggity

A sculpture of Suri's baby poop?

What a wacko!

I'm so tired of hearing about Tom, Suri, and Katie, they're everywhere! Magazines, tv, and the internet. I'm going into hiding so I don't have to hear about it anymore!

Someone call me when the TomKat circus ends!

I agree. My God, although it is not a sculpture of the "real poop"...still, the fact that anyone would even want to pay any amt of money for something so assinine is beyond words.

gilligan fanatic · 08-31-2006, 01:58 PM

Are you sure you didn't make that up

dlemond · 08-31-2006, 03:28 PM

Contrary to his own belief, Cruise's poop does stink.

Brian Damage · 08-31-2006, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by dlemond

Contrary to his own belief, Cruise's poop does stink.

Ireneparalegal · 08-31-2006, 03:55 PM

That is so stupid. If it's supposed to be Suri's first "bowel movement" any parent, especially a mother, will tell you that a baby's first "BM" does not look like that. It is called MECONIUM. And looks nothing like the sculpture. IDIOT.

TJL · 08-31-2006, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by dlemond

Contrary to his own belief, Cruise's poop does stink.

Damn! What do they feed that kid?

sweetdiggity · 08-31-2006, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

That is so stupid. If it's supposed to be Suri's first "bowel movement" any parent, especially a mother, will tell you that a baby's first "BM" does not look like that. It is called MECONIUM. And looks nothing like the sculpture. IDIOT.

Exactly! That's what I was gonna say. What a moron that guy is.
He should make a sculpture of his face after Macy gets done with him. Now that I would like to see.

Ireneparalegal · 08-31-2006, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetdiggity

Exactly! That's what I was gonna say. What a moron that guy is.
He should make a sculpture of his face after Macy gets done with him. Now that I would like to see.

IRENE WOULD DEFINITELY PAY TO SEE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Better yet, a sculpture of Tom Cruise having "poop" smeared all over his face!?

Cactus Jack · 08-31-2006, 05:10 PM

Tom Cruise: I want to remember the first time my daughter took a ****, so I wills sculpt it

sweetdiggity · 08-31-2006, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

IRENE WOULD DEFINITELY PAY TO SEE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Better yet, a sculpture of Tom Cruise having "poop" smeared all over his face!?

Oh my God!

08-31-2006, 11:52 AM	#1
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	I couldn't make this up even if I tried... HOLLYWOOD - The sculptor behind Britney Spears' controversial pregnancy statue is set to shock again with his own take on the first stool squeezed out by Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' reclusive daughter Suri. Daniel Edwards' bronze sculpture, entitled “Suri's Bronzed Baby Poop,” went on display at the Capla Kesting Fine Art gallery in New York yesterday. The piece is inspired by baby Suri's first movement and will be sold to the highest bidder at eBay auction when the exhibition ends in late September. Edwards stunned the art world earlier this year with his homage to Spears' labor, “Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston.” That piece featured a stone Spears on all fours on a bearskin rug, ready to give birth to her first son. The Suri stool isn't for real but gallery officials insist Edwards' latest creation is more than a publicity stunt. In a statement, they write: "It's partially a statement on modern media that celebrity poop has more entertainment value than health, famine or other critical issues facing society and governments today."
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Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	That is so stupid. If it's supposed to be Suri's first "bowel movement" any parent, especially a mother, will tell you that a baby's first "BM" does not look like that. It is called MECONIUM. And looks nothing like the sculpture. IDIOT.