Just in case you didn't think The Dukes of Hazzard movie was atrocious... - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Brian Damage · 08-27-2006, 01:21 PM

Warner Bros. is producing a prequel to last year's Dukes of Hazzard movie, itself a remake of the early '80s TV series. A prequel makes it an easy way to replace the high-priced triumvirate of Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott and Jessica Simpson. You know, 'cause they're all younger.

Thus this early first look of Jonathan Bennett as Bo, April Scott as Daisy, and Randy Wayne as Luke. The pic has been posted to Warner Home Video's official site for the upcoming direct-to-DVD release entitled Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning.

The site also sheds some light on the plot for the movie. Cousins Bo and Luke are arrested and paroled to life in Hazzard, Georgia under the watchful eye of their Uncle Jesse. (Willie Nelson will be reprising the role from the 2005 film.)

The boys will also meet up with their fellow cousin, the ugly duckling Daisy Duke. Of course, homely Daisy makes the transformation to smokin' hot swan by the end of the movie.

The Dukes will battle Boss Hogg, this time played by Christopher McDonald -- you know, Shooter McGavin from Happy Gilmore. Sherilyn Finn will play Hogg's life Lulu. Also, in a brilliant bit of casting, Harland Williams will play Roscoe. Rounding out the cast are Trishelle Cannatella (the MTV Real World alum) and Jennifer Hill as the beautiful Handy sisters.

No word on the DVD release yet.

Mr. Television · 08-27-2006, 01:33 PM

When will this madness stop.

rosered · 08-27-2006, 03:02 PM

Oh, eeeew. And Trishelle was one of my least favorite Real World-ers ever!!

80sTrivia · 08-28-2006, 05:51 AM

Yeeeeehawwwww!!!

puertaazul · 08-29-2006, 01:52 PM

Why would they make another movie if the first one didn't even do well? Is it going straight to DVD or is it actually going to hit theaters? What a bad idea!

Ireneparalegal · 08-29-2006, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by rosered

Oh, eeeew. And Trishelle was one of my least favorite Real World-ers ever!!

Oh God, I hate that slutty b**ch!!!!!

puertaazul · 08-29-2006, 03:20 PM

hahaha...yeah, that's the worst part of this! how did she ever get a movie role?!

Ireneparalegal · 08-29-2006, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by puertaazul

hahaha...yeah, that's the worst part of this! how did she ever get a movie role?!

Slept her way to the "top"...top of the pile of garbage. She has done bit parts here and there on television and other cheap garbage.

TJL · 08-29-2006, 06:38 PM

I can't wait to ignore this DVD at Blockbuster!

Courtnee · 08-29-2006, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TJL

I can't wait to ignore this DVD at Blockbuster!

puertaazul · 08-30-2006, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Slept her way to the "top"...top of the pile of garbage. She has done bit parts here and there on television and other cheap garbage.

yeah, like her stellar participation in punk'd?! hahaha...

Ireneparalegal · 08-30-2006, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by puertaazul

yeah, like her stellar participation in punk'd?! hahaha...

What abt her drunken tirades on Surreal Life? There she was making out in her bed with

Andy Dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uke:

isiahthomas · 09-07-2006, 11:09 AM

Oh god no. Not another Dukes Of Hazzard movie LOL.

Zebra 3 · 09-07-2006, 08:13 PM

Enough already with the remakes!

08-27-2006, 01:21 PM	#1
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Just in case you didn't think The Dukes of Hazzard movie was atrocious... Warner Bros. is producing a prequel to last year's Dukes of Hazzard movie, itself a remake of the early '80s TV series. A prequel makes it an easy way to replace the high-priced triumvirate of Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott and Jessica Simpson. You know, 'cause they're all younger. Thus this early first look of Jonathan Bennett as Bo, April Scott as Daisy, and Randy Wayne as Luke. The pic has been posted to Warner Home Video's official site for the upcoming direct-to-DVD release entitled Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning. The site also sheds some light on the plot for the movie. Cousins Bo and Luke are arrested and paroled to life in Hazzard, Georgia under the watchful eye of their Uncle Jesse. (Willie Nelson will be reprising the role from the 2005 film.) The boys will also meet up with their fellow cousin, the ugly duckling Daisy Duke. Of course, homely Daisy makes the transformation to smokin' hot swan by the end of the movie. The Dukes will battle Boss Hogg, this time played by Christopher McDonald -- you know, Shooter McGavin from Happy Gilmore. Sherilyn Finn will play Hogg's life Lulu. Also, in a brilliant bit of casting, Harland Williams will play Roscoe. Rounding out the cast are Trishelle Cannatella (the MTV Real World alum) and Jennifer Hill as the beautiful Handy sisters. No word on the DVD release yet. Attached Images
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