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Family Ties Forever! · 08-15-2006, 01:17 AM

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Woman Calls Police To Report Clean House

Posted: 2:07 pm CDT August 11, 2006

Charleston, W.Va. -- Her home wasn't the same when she came home, but police didn't take her seriously.

Debbie Phillips was worried someone had broken into her house -- and cleaned it -- when she came home to a very tidy house.

She tried to report the crime to police in Charleston, W.Va., but Phillips said the officer just laughed.

The president of the Putnam County School Board said everyone from her husband to her neighbors denied cleaning the place.

She didn't think anything had been stolen but she wasn't quite sure.

Now, the case of the mystery cleaner has been solved. Phillips said her neighbor across the street had hired a cleaning service. They have similar house numbers and nearly the same spot to hide the key. She said the cleaners just came to the wrong address.

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PrettyinPink55 · 08-15-2006, 01:22 AM

Okay lol...

MsOrange · 08-15-2006, 01:35 PM

dang, that woman should have kept her mouth shut! no telling how long her house could have been cleaned for free!

Hollow · 08-15-2006, 01:45 PM

damn, i was going suggest that maybe the cleaning faerie stopped by while she wasn't home.

Lamont · 08-15-2006, 02:10 PM

NOW I KNOW WHAT TO DO NEXT TIME MY WIFE TELLS ME TO CLEAN UP
just dial up 9-1-1

Superstar · 08-15-2006, 03:06 PM

80sTrivia · 08-15-2006, 03:08 PM

That's pretty funny!!!

EmoJoe · 08-15-2006, 04:54 PM

PZelda · 08-15-2006, 07:42 PM

That has been posted on LJ and a few other boards I post at... Hilarious, indeed!

I don't know about you guys, but I would be creeped out if I came to a super-clean house too. I don't blame that lady for being worried.

moeee · 08-15-2006, 07:45 PM

oh my!

Cactus Jack · 08-15-2006, 07:56 PM

Chocoholic · 08-16-2006, 01:35 PM

That is funny, although I'd be pretty concerned too.

Penny Lane · 08-17-2006, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by PZelda

That has been posted on LJ and a few other boards I post at... Hilarious, indeed!

I don't know about you guys, but I would be creeped out if I came to a super-clean house too. I don't blame that lady for being worried.

It was The Courteous Crook! Wonder if he left his message."Thanks A heap"

You know what I'm talking about don't you Allison?

Janice · 08-17-2006, 12:57 PM

Too funny.

That's one call I'll never have to make. The only person who cleans my house is me.

spunkygirl · 08-21-2006, 04:25 PM

Oh gosh

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MsOrange Bringin' Sexy Back Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 27, 2004 Posts: 6,133	dang, that woman should have kept her mouth shut! no telling how long her house could have been cleaned for free!

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Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	damn, i was going suggest that maybe the cleaning faerie stopped by while she wasn't home.

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