The New and Improved Complaint Department (Part 3) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

PZelda · 08-12-2006, 11:39 AM

Since the Complaint Department was established by Ashlee in mid-2004, we have successfully handled all lodged complaints against life in general.

Now, however, it is time to retire the second Complaint Department, because it has reached the maximum number of complaints that can be lodged -- 5,000 total. The New and Improved Complaint Department is moving in today, and will handle the same amount of complaints its predecessor took in. We're just starting fresh, from scratch.

Now, please feel free to lodge any and all of your complaints here. That's what the Complaint Department is here for.

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I woke up with a killer headache, and tried to watch some TV, but turned it off after 10 minutes. Ugh... I forgot how much Saturday morning TV sux! No more Saturday programming for me.

Theda Bara · 08-12-2006, 12:20 PM

I have a ****ing, bad cold (since last Monday) that I caught on Sunsel Blvd in Hollywood ( call it my Hollywood flu). I feel like crap, my nose is runny, I cannot stop sneezy and my throat hurts like a mother!!!

Courtnee · 08-12-2006, 12:27 PM

my allergies are acting up.

Sharop · 08-12-2006, 12:54 PM

I want the old Complaint Department back.

There's my complaint.

Ireneparalegal · 08-12-2006, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood Rock Chic

I have a ****ing, bad cold (since last Monday) that I caught on Sunsel Blvd in Hollywood ( call it my Hollywood flu). I feel like crap, my nose is runny, I cannot stop sneezy and my throat hurts like a mother!!!

Uugh. My throat is slightly irritated and I am sneezing. I know I am coming down with a cold. DAMNIT...AND TOMORROW WE ARE GOING TO THE COUNTY FAIR!!!!!!!!!! I better not feel like crap!!!!

TheGreatPretender · 08-12-2006, 02:22 PM

I'm kinda iffy about going to a party today because there will be one girl who I don't like there because she is usually mean to me.

swedeace · 08-12-2006, 02:29 PM

My first complaint in this "New and Improved Complaint Department" thread (one of many, I am sure...):

I wish time will heal those wounds so I can have my chance at apologizing and there will be "no hurt feelings," but I don't know how to properly do it. *sigh*

Theda Bara · 08-12-2006, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Uugh. My throat is slightly irritated and I am sneezing. I know I am coming down with a cold. DAMNIT...AND TOMORROW WE ARE GOING TO THE COUNTY FAIR!!!!!!!!!! I better not feel like crap!!!!

It is that DAMN SMOG in LA...arggghhhhh!!!..I was even once think about moving to Glendale...HA!!! right *SMACK* in the San Fernando Valley..I would not last a week there; but Irene, I hope that you have a speedy recovery, beautiful and have a blast at the fair

Sharop · 08-12-2006, 05:30 PM

Someone on another website is being unpleasant to me. It's really very annoying, since I've never said an unkind word to her and tried to get to know her and become friendly with her. If she keeps it up, though, I guess I'll just have to give up trying to become friends with her.

Theda Bara · 08-13-2006, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Sharop

Someone on another website is being unpleasant to me. It's really very annoying, since I've never said an unkind word to her and tried to get to know her and become friendly with her. If she keeps it up, though, I guess I'll just have to give up trying to become friends with her.

Hey Michelle, my best advice is to ignore that person for a while; we cannot become friends with everyone (and do not take it personally) you seem like a very nice person, and it is this person lost, if she is being mean towards you!

Theda Bara · 08-13-2006, 03:23 AM

Damn it!, my cold is worse. I woke up and now I cannot even breathe through my nose and my throat is killing me!!!! arrrggggghhhhhh! Damn Hollywood..

vienna waits · 08-13-2006, 03:51 AM

it's almost 4 in the morning and i've yet to fall asleep and i have to be at work at 9.

swedeace · 08-13-2006, 07:59 AM

Ack! It's 5:57 a.m., and I woke up with a pounding headache! pissed: I wanna go back to bed and relieve this stupid thing..... I am stressing over like crazy.....

PZelda · 08-13-2006, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedeace

Ack! It's 5:57 a.m., and I woke up with a pounding headache! pissed: I wanna go back to bed and relieve this stupid thing..... I am stressing over like crazy.....

I don't get headaches like you, but I sympathize with waking up with a raging headache.

That was me most of the day yesterday. I was feeling crampy too... Two Excedrin and two Advils within like 3 hours of each other (I never do that). And yet, I STILL felt crappy.

I really hope your headache goes away soon!

Max Whittaker · 08-13-2006, 10:57 AM

I am suffering a paradox here. When it comes to my work, I am a champion. One of the hardest workers on my crew. I get things done and always feel complete at the end of the day... at least until I get home. When it comes to my personal life, I am a lazy bum! I have a huge list of things to do, I know I need to do them... and yet, I just sit here waiting... waiting for what, I don't know!

Laundry needs to be done today. Then I need to pack it for my upcoming work trip that starts tomarrow. Why am I putting it off? Why did I even come here to vent when it would not require a whole lot more energy and time to simply get the work done?

I'm hosting a few friends tonight. BBQ. It's about to be a disaster. I should get to work on preparing it... maybe lessen the impact of the disaster...

My room is a mess. I can't even see my floor... Most of this junk could just go... But it's not going to happen anytime soon... When it finally does, I'll probably find a whole host of insects hidding under the various assortment of crap I've somehow collected in only six months. I think it might actually stink in here... I can't tell anymore!!!

A girlfriend presents an entirely new challenge that I simply am not prepared to face...

I just want to go to work... Life is simpler and far, far less stressful there...

08-12-2006, 11:39 AM	#1
PZelda Two Valeries! <3 Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 15, 2002 Location: I'm STILL missing NYC. :( Posts: 78,223	The New and Improved Complaint Department (Part 3) Since the Complaint Department was established by Ashlee in mid-2004, we have successfully handled all lodged complaints against life in general. Now, however, it is time to retire the second Complaint Department, because it has reached the maximum number of complaints that can be lodged -- 5,000 total. The New and Improved Complaint Department is moving in today, and will handle the same amount of complaints its predecessor took in. We're just starting fresh, from scratch. Now, please feel free to lodge any and all of your complaints here. That's what the Complaint Department is here for. ------ I woke up with a killer headache, and tried to watch some TV, but turned it off after 10 minutes. Ugh... I forgot how much Saturday morning TV sux! No more Saturday programming for me.
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08-12-2006, 12:27 PM	#3
Courtnee MAN VS SAMMICH. Forum Star Join Date: Mar 23, 2005 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,413	my allergies are acting up.
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08-12-2006, 12:54 PM	#4
Sharop Andy Gibb aged 12 Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 03, 2004 Location: Courthouse Square, Hill Valley, beside the clocktower, 10:04 p.m., November 12th 1955 Posts: 3,912	I want the old Complaint Department back. There's my complaint.
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08-12-2006, 02:22 PM	#6
TheGreatPretender just because Forum Veteran Join Date: May 22, 2004 Location: Trying to think of a creative, witty location. Posts: 7,628	I'm kinda iffy about going to a party today because there will be one girl who I don't like there because she is usually mean to me.
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08-13-2006, 03:51 AM	#12
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08-12-2006, 12:20 PM	#2
Theda Bara Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 27, 2006 Posts: 7,154	I have a ****ing, bad cold (since last Monday) that I caught on Sunsel Blvd in Hollywood ( call it my Hollywood flu). I feel like crap, my nose is runny, I cannot stop sneezy and my throat hurts like a mother!!!

08-12-2006, 02:29 PM	#7
swedeace Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 9,009	My first complaint in this "New and Improved Complaint Department" thread (one of many, I am sure...): I wish time will heal those wounds so I can have my chance at apologizing and there will be "no hurt feelings," but I don't know how to properly do it. sigh

08-12-2006, 05:30 PM	#9
Sharop Andy Gibb aged 12 Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 03, 2004 Location: Courthouse Square, Hill Valley, beside the clocktower, 10:04 p.m., November 12th 1955 Posts: 3,912	Someone on another website is being unpleasant to me. It's really very annoying, since I've never said an unkind word to her and tried to get to know her and become friendly with her. If she keeps it up, though, I guess I'll just have to give up trying to become friends with her.

08-13-2006, 03:23 AM	#11
Theda Bara Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 27, 2006 Posts: 7,154	Damn it!, my cold is worse. I woke up and now I cannot even breathe through my nose and my throat is killing me!!!! arrrggggghhhhhh! Damn Hollywood..

08-13-2006, 07:59 AM	#13
swedeace Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 9,009	Ack! It's 5:57 a.m., and I woke up with a pounding headache! pissed: I wanna go back to bed and relieve this stupid thing..... I am stressing over like crazy.....

08-13-2006, 10:57 AM	#15
Max Whittaker I want Serenity back Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 30, 2001 Posts: 6,180	I am suffering a paradox here. When it comes to my work, I am a champion. One of the hardest workers on my crew. I get things done and always feel complete at the end of the day... at least until I get home. When it comes to my personal life, I am a lazy bum! I have a huge list of things to do, I know I need to do them... and yet, I just sit here waiting... waiting for what, I don't know! Laundry needs to be done today. Then I need to pack it for my upcoming work trip that starts tomarrow. Why am I putting it off? Why did I even come here to vent when it would not require a whole lot more energy and time to simply get the work done? I'm hosting a few friends tonight. BBQ. It's about to be a disaster. I should get to work on preparing it... maybe lessen the impact of the disaster... My room is a mess. I can't even see my floor... Most of this junk could just go... But it's not going to happen anytime soon... When it finally does, I'll probably find a whole host of insects hidding under the various assortment of crap I've somehow collected in only six months. I think it might actually stink in here... I can't tell anymore!!! A girlfriend presents an entirely new challenge that I simply am not prepared to face... I just want to go to work... Life is simpler and far, far less stressful there...