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Max Whittaker · 08-16-2001, 09:21 PM

They are EEEEEvIIIIL! For centuries they have sucked the blood of us humans for their OWN purposes and expect us to be TRILLED about it! HA! Stupid bugs! Now they carry Encephalitis! I say DOWN WITH THE VERMIN! They are no good to us!
An hour ago I battled one of them single-handedly and won! Squished 'em, I did! But then another came! I knew I had to retreat! I think I was bit!

Troups! We must NOT surrender! We CAN beat them!

Watch yourselves Men! And good luck!

He he he he. Did I make a good battle crazy General?

Any way, I ment what I said, "down with the vermin".

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Happysmile07016 · 08-16-2001, 09:33 PM

I hate them too. In fact we have west nile in my town.

Bootsy Whoosh · 08-16-2001, 10:30 PM

Mosquitos are evil. They are among the most repugnant of creatures, in my opinion. And they carry lots of nasty diseases, even worse than Encephalitis.

Ticks are evil too. I don't like things that suck blood. As a general rule I do like bats, but vampire bats are creepy as well.

Max Whittaker · 08-17-2001, 12:48 AM

Also! Mosquitos have NO honor!

Mossopp · 08-17-2001, 04:20 PM

I don't know much about mosquitos but you guys should try living with the good ol' Scottish midgie and see how you like it!
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A Gilligan Fan ss · 08-17-2001, 04:42 PM

I hate mosquitos. They always bug you and buzz aruond in your face and drink blood. But they have to do that to live.

Max Whittaker · 08-17-2001, 07:21 PM

Actually, mosquitos drink blood to nourish their unborn children. Mosquitos themselves normaly eat pollen or something like that.

Penny Lane · 08-17-2001, 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by Max Whittaker:
Actually, mosquitos drink blood to nourish their unborn children. Mosquitos themselves normaly eat pollen or something like that.

Yes, that seems to be their only function, pollenating very small flowers and plants.But I don't know of any function that a tick provides! Anybody else know?

[This message has been edited by NEWHART FAN (edited 08-17-2001).]

Wild Child · 08-17-2001, 10:06 PM

OMG Max!Your too funny!LOL.

You really brightened my sad day!!LOL....Too funny. Mosquitos are evil....

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Cokies · 08-18-2001, 12:01 AM

Everyone knows the fact about how if you squeeze the area where the skeeter is sucking your blood, it'll blow up. Okay, anyway, one day, a skeeter landed on my arm, so I started squeezing. Nothing happened, the thin didn't explode or anything.
The only thing that happened was that I got a even bigger bite. It was huge, and it itched like hell!
I hate them!

tvfreakknowitall · 08-18-2001, 12:10 AM

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tvfreakknowitall · 08-18-2001, 12:16 AM

hey they dont bite me i started ripping the wings off of them and after a while i stopped getting bit maybe there smart maybe there planning an attack i dont know maybe there scared hahaha

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Jinny Girl · 08-18-2001, 11:38 AM

Well, up here in the wonderful northeast...

AKA NJ AKA Hicksville USA, we have west nile too.

It has attaced from...

Well, NYC which is like REALLY close...

And I Queen of the Asparagus Bobs And Penguins have sent the Asparagus Bobs and the penguins into battle against these evil creaturs which infest our schools, our homes, OUR LIVES!

Come on!

Send in your troops my freinds! WE SHALL PREVAIL!

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LaverneShirley · 08-18-2001, 12:04 PM

I HATE mosquitoes!!! They ARE evil creatures. Every year I get at least one of those really big bites that itch like no other. And having woods in my backyard does not seem to be helping. Luckily, since I don't go outside anymore, I've been getting bit less and less each year.

Max Whittaker · 08-18-2001, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cokies:
Everyone knows the fact about how if you squeeze the area where the skeeter is sucking your blood, it'll blow up. Okay, anyway, one day, a skeeter landed on my arm, so I started squeezing. Nothing happened, the thin didn't explode or anything.
The only thing that happened was that I got a even bigger bite. It was huge, and it itched like hell!
I hate them!

That only works if you have huge muscles.

See, my plan is that I put on long sleaves, long pants, bug repellant, fill a spray bottle with water and soap, and go hunting the pests. They are taking over the back yard! I can't have that! In the words of captain Picard, "the line must be drawn HERE,no farther!" I will NOT have the vermin invading MY space! They ARE going DOOOOOOOOWWWNNN!!!

08-16-2001, 09:21 PM	#1
Max Whittaker I want Serenity back Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 30, 2001 Posts: 6,180	Mosquitos They are EEEEEvIIIIL! For centuries they have sucked the blood of us humans for their OWN purposes and expect us to be TRILLED about it! HA! Stupid bugs! Now they carry Encephalitis! I say DOWN WITH THE VERMIN! They are no good to us! An hour ago I battled one of them single-handedly and won! Squished 'em, I did! But then another came! I knew I had to retreat! I think I was bit! Troups! We must NOT surrender! We CAN beat them! Watch yourselves Men! And good luck! He he he he. Did I make a good battle crazy General? Any way, I ment what I said, "down with the vermin". ------------------ Max Whittaker: Rank:Lieutenant Avonlea RULES!!! I refuse to acknowledge that Jo is not real. One day I WILL meet her. And I will marry her. -Kirk out

08-16-2001, 09:33 PM	#2
Happysmile07016 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 10, 2001 Location: Cranford, NJ USA Posts: 36	I hate them too. In fact we have west nile in my town.

08-16-2001, 10:30 PM	#3
Bootsy Whoosh Storms abrewin'... Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: The Alpha Quadrant, Sector 001 Posts: 2,104	Mosquitos are evil. They are among the most repugnant of creatures, in my opinion. And they carry lots of nasty diseases, even worse than Encephalitis. Ticks are evil too. I don't like things that suck blood. As a general rule I do like bats, but vampire bats are creepy as well.

08-17-2001, 12:48 AM	#4
Max Whittaker I want Serenity back Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 30, 2001 Posts: 6,180	Also! Mosquitos have NO honor!

08-17-2001, 04:20 PM	#5
Mossopp asleep at the wheel Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 30, 2000 Location: Helensburgh, Scotland Posts: 3,726	I don't know much about mosquitos but you guys should try living with the good ol' Scottish midgie and see how you like it! Mossopp x x x ------------------ "This life has been a test. If it were an actual life you would have recieved instructions on where to go and what to do." - Angela, 'My So-called Life' "...everything was there and around us. We knew exactly who we were and exactly where we were going. It was grand." - Gordie, 'Stand By Me' Please visit Mossopp's TV Corner - http://members3.boardhost.com/TVcorner

08-17-2001, 04:42 PM	#6
A Gilligan Fan ss Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 18, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 275	I hate mosquitos. They always bug you and buzz aruond in your face and drink blood. But they have to do that to live.

08-17-2001, 07:21 PM	#7
Max Whittaker I want Serenity back Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 30, 2001 Posts: 6,180	Actually, mosquitos drink blood to nourish their unborn children. Mosquitos themselves normaly eat pollen or something like that.

08-17-2001, 10:06 PM	#9
Wild Child Member Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Elmira,NY,USA Posts: 724	OMG Max!Your too funny!LOL. You really brightened my sad day!!LOL....Too funny. Mosquitos are evil.... ------------------ "You're born,you move on,you die,that's life."-Jo Nancy McKeon is #1!!

08-18-2001, 12:01 AM	#10
Cokies Head Goonie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 28, 2000 Location: Benicia, CA USA Posts: 1,719	Everyone knows the fact about how if you squeeze the area where the skeeter is sucking your blood, it'll blow up. Okay, anyway, one day, a skeeter landed on my arm, so I started squeezing. Nothing happened, the thin didn't explode or anything. The only thing that happened was that I got a even bigger bite. It was huge, and it itched like hell! I hate them!

08-18-2001, 12:10 AM	#11
tvfreakknowitall Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 17, 2001 Location: addis,La,u.s.a. Posts: 54	hey somebody respond to my topic its called im only 17 ------------------ hi want what you want check out my site at www.geocitis.com/mywind0w

08-18-2001, 12:16 AM	#12
tvfreakknowitall Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 17, 2001 Location: addis,La,u.s.a. Posts: 54	hey they dont bite me i started ripping the wings off of them and after a while i stopped getting bit maybe there smart maybe there planning an attack i dont know maybe there scared hahaha ------------------ hi want what you want check out my site at www.geocitis.com/mywind0w

08-18-2001, 11:38 AM	#13
Jinny Girl Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 04, 2001 Location: ...I'm not sure (looks around) WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!?!??!? Posts: 2,726	Well, up here in the wonderful northeast... AKA NJ AKA Hicksville USA, we have west nile too. It has attaced from... Well, NYC which is like REALLY close... And I Queen of the Asparagus Bobs And Penguins have sent the Asparagus Bobs and the penguins into battle against these evil creaturs which infest our schools, our homes, OUR LIVES! Come on! Send in your troops my freinds! WE SHALL PREVAIL! ------------------ ~Dana Jinny Exstead~ Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own. Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are! "COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" LOL!

08-18-2001, 12:04 PM	#14
LaverneShirley Mission Doll Senior Member Join Date: Jul 26, 2000 Location: Liberty Twp, OH Posts: 1,552	I HATE mosquitoes!!! They ARE evil creatures. Every year I get at least one of those really big bites that itch like no other. And having woods in my backyard does not seem to be helping. Luckily, since I don't go outside anymore, I've been getting bit less and less each year.