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Bootsy Whoosh · 08-16-2001, 12:45 AM

......if real life was the way it was in commercials? If people really spontaneously broke into song about Taco Bell food? If that annoying kid really followed people around trying to get them to buy a Dell computer? If hordes of gorgeous men came out of the woodwork and washed your hair every time you whipped out a bottle of Herbal Essence? If you really talked about hemorroids and colon cancer with strangers in the grocery check-out line? If life-sized hot dogs chased you around that you could obliterate just by chewing gum? If huuuuge red carpets rolled out in front of your car? If everyone with a cold got huge noses that took up their whole face?

I think living in a commercial world would certainly be interesting, and would keep you on your toes.

LaverneShirley · 08-16-2001, 12:53 AM

ROFL! True, very true. I for one would burst out laughing if someone burst into the Taco Bell song "Well, I'm just a man and a guy and a dude and I'm hungry!" But you bring up an interesting point.

BTW, speaking of the commercial where everyone has a nose for a head... am I crazy or is the guy with all those flowers Al Molinaro?

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"I do like the show.... It's fun to do. I like the character of Charity because she's so hopeful. She's never bitter. There's plenty of things that happen to her that could make her bitter. But she always thinks tomorrow's going to be beautiful. And someday it will be."
- Gwen Verdon

"The advertisements for the show say 'Gwen Verdon as Sweet Charity.' Note that as 'as.' Not 'starring in' or just plain 'in' or even 'in the new musical,' but 'as.' She is that girl. She is Sweet Charity and forever will be."
- Charles Burr

Cokies · 08-16-2001, 12:56 AM

Interesting theory Prof. Whoosh...
I'd certainly enjoy living a lifestyle whenever I'd enter a elevator, handsome men would just start washing my hair. And of course Dr. Ruth would always there making little ambiguous remarks along the way...

Bootsy Whoosh · 08-16-2001, 12:59 AM

I would laugh if someone started singing "I'm just a man and a guy and a dude and I'm hungrrrry..." but I would seriously have to hit anyone who started singing the "My Chalupa!" song! And whatever that other one was with that same annoying group of guys...I can't remember what song it is. I think it had something to do with cheese....

Marta · 08-16-2001, 01:31 AM

lol!! that WOULD be funny. It's kinda the same with musicals too, because it's usually somebody talking about something, and then people just break into a song about it, or start doing a dance routine. now THAT would be funny!! haha!~!

~*MaRtA*~

FolFanatic151 · 08-16-2001, 08:52 PM

LOL, Bootsy Whoosh! That's hilarious!!!

Max Whittaker · 08-16-2001, 09:00 PM

Don't forget the Bounty commercial with the women's arm getting HUGE when she used it. I always thouht that would be fun.

Czas na Zywiec · 07-15-2002, 02:56 AM

AHA!!!!!! Think about it. What would you do if you were on the creamwhiches bus?

I'd die laughing. And maybe sing along too.

-*Forever*- · 07-15-2002, 03:20 AM

I think I'd die laughing.

Krystal Lake · 07-15-2002, 05:01 AM

Yeah, that would be weird.

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TJL · 07-15-2002, 05:29 AM

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Originally posted by Bootsy Whoosh
If everyone with a cold got huge noses that took up their whole face?

I saw a bunch of people like that the other night.

Of course I had been drinking at the time...

Kay Scarpetta · 07-15-2002, 10:44 AM

Honestly, if that Dell guy came after me to try and get me to buy a computer, I'd probably punch him. I cannot stand that guy. I believe Bootsy had made a rather interesting picture of him before....

Georgia's on my Mind · 07-15-2002, 10:51 AM

Dude! Your gettin a Dell

Georgia's on my Mind · 07-15-2002, 10:56 AM

Dude! Your gettin a Dell

Babes_Cat · 07-15-2002, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
AHA!!!!!! Think about it. What would you do if you were on the creamwhiches bus? I'd die laughing. And maybe sing along too.

OOOOMG!

08-16-2001, 12:45 AM	#1
Bootsy Whoosh Storms abrewin'... Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: The Alpha Quadrant, Sector 001 Posts: 2,104	Wouldn't it be bizarre if....? ......if real life was the way it was in commercials? If people really spontaneously broke into song about Taco Bell food? If that annoying kid really followed people around trying to get them to buy a Dell computer? If hordes of gorgeous men came out of the woodwork and washed your hair every time you whipped out a bottle of Herbal Essence? If you really talked about hemorroids and colon cancer with strangers in the grocery check-out line? If life-sized hot dogs chased you around that you could obliterate just by chewing gum? If huuuuge red carpets rolled out in front of your car? If everyone with a cold got huge noses that took up their whole face? I think living in a commercial world would certainly be interesting, and would keep you on your toes.

07-15-2002, 03:20 AM	#9
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07-15-2002, 10:44 AM	#12
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08-16-2001, 12:53 AM	#2
LaverneShirley Mission Doll Senior Member Join Date: Jul 26, 2000 Location: Liberty Twp, OH Posts: 1,552	ROFL! True, very true. I for one would burst out laughing if someone burst into the Taco Bell song "Well, I'm just a man and a guy and a dude and I'm hungry!" But you bring up an interesting point. BTW, speaking of the commercial where everyone has a nose for a head... am I crazy or is the guy with all those flowers Al Molinaro? ------------------ "I do like the show.... It's fun to do. I like the character of Charity because she's so hopeful. She's never bitter. There's plenty of things that happen to her that could make her bitter. But she always thinks tomorrow's going to be beautiful. And someday it will be." - Gwen Verdon "The advertisements for the show say 'Gwen Verdon as Sweet Charity.' Note that as 'as.' Not 'starring in' or just plain 'in' or even 'in the new musical,' but 'as.' She is that girl. She is Sweet Charity and forever will be." - Charles Burr

08-16-2001, 12:56 AM	#3
Cokies Head Goonie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 28, 2000 Location: Benicia, CA USA Posts: 1,719	Interesting theory Prof. Whoosh... I'd certainly enjoy living a lifestyle whenever I'd enter a elevator, handsome men would just start washing my hair. And of course Dr. Ruth would always there making little ambiguous remarks along the way...

08-16-2001, 12:59 AM	#4
Bootsy Whoosh Storms abrewin'... Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: The Alpha Quadrant, Sector 001 Posts: 2,104	I would laugh if someone started singing "I'm just a man and a guy and a dude and I'm hungrrrry..." but I would seriously have to hit anyone who started singing the "My Chalupa!" song! And whatever that other one was with that same annoying group of guys...I can't remember what song it is. I think it had something to do with cheese....

08-16-2001, 01:31 AM	#5
Marta Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 30, 2001 Location: NY, USA 13 years old Posts: 185	lol!! that WOULD be funny. It's kinda the same with musicals too, because it's usually somebody talking about something, and then people just break into a song about it, or start doing a dance routine. now THAT would be funny!! haha!~! ~MaRtA~

08-16-2001, 08:52 PM	#6
FolFanatic151 Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 01, 2001 Posts: 1,019	LOL, Bootsy Whoosh! That's hilarious!!!

08-16-2001, 09:00 PM	#7
Max Whittaker I want Serenity back Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 30, 2001 Posts: 6,180	Don't forget the Bounty commercial with the women's arm getting HUGE when she used it. I always thouht that would be fun.

07-15-2002, 02:56 AM	#8
Czas na Zywiec what up Forum Star Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Southwest Side, Chicago Posts: 18,398	AHA!!!!!! Think about it. What would you do if you were on the creamwhiches bus? I'd die laughing. And maybe sing along too.

07-15-2002, 10:51 AM	#13
Georgia's on my Mind Senior Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Aug 19, 2001 Posts: 25,054	Dude! Your gettin a Dell

07-15-2002, 10:56 AM	#14
Georgia's on my Mind Senior Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Aug 19, 2001 Posts: 25,054	Dude! Your gettin a Dell