Sort of a riddle, sort of a joke.... - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Bootsy Whoosh · 08-14-2001, 04:18 PM

OK - pay attention.....

Three old ladies are going to a Mariners game. They've never been and are very excited because of the way the Mariners are
playing (YAY). But just to make the game a little more interesting, they bring along a bottle of Jack Daniels. It's a really good game and the crowd's into it and everybody
is having a good time. The little old ladies keep adding a little Jack Daniels to their colas and are having a wonderful time. So there's still a lot of game left when they notice that they are out of Jack Daniels.

Question: What inning is it?
Told ya to pay attention.....

Ok, this is a humorous riddle. The answer to the riddle is like a punchline to a joke. (the joke is the riddle) So think humorously....good luck...

Slippery Dan · 08-14-2001, 06:02 PM

Considering the fact that they are actually paying money to see the Mariners play, it's still the top of the first inning.

Max Whittaker · 08-14-2001, 06:06 PM

0 inning?

Bootsy Whoosh · 08-14-2001, 09:24 PM

good guesses, but no. Hmm...this isn't really meant to be a riddle, so I suppose I need to drop some hints. I think that some of the younger people here might not even get the joke, which makes it double hard I suppose.

All I'll say for now is to focus on the Jack. This joke (both parts of the punchline) have to do with the fact that the women are drinking.

Max Whittaker · 08-15-2001, 06:08 PM

I don't know.

Bootsy Whoosh · 08-15-2001, 09:09 PM

Ok, I'm just gonna post the joke with the punchline. It was a bad idea to make this a riddle anyway, even though it is sort of set up like one. I found this to be a fairly humorous joke. Better than most of the ones I get through e-mail anyway. Here it is again, with the punchline:

OK - pay attention.....
Three old ladies are going to a Mariners game. They've never been and are very excited because of the way the Mariners are
playing (YAY). But just to make the game a little more interesting, they bring along a bottle of Jack Daniels. It's a really good game and the crowd's into it and everybody
is having a good time. The little old ladies keep adding a little Jack Daniels to their colas and are having a wonderful time. So there's still a lot of game left when they notice that they are out of Jack Daniels.

Question: What inning is it?
Told ya to pay attention.....

It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded!

Max Whittaker · 08-15-2001, 09:15 PM

Thats cute.

Jinny Girl · 08-15-2001, 10:27 PM

ha

ha!

. Thats pretty funny!

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Bootsy Whoosh · 08-15-2001, 11:17 PM

Glad you liked it. I did too!

Marta · 08-16-2001, 01:26 AM

lol!!!!!!!!

-MaRtA

08-14-2001, 04:18 PM	#1
Bootsy Whoosh Storms abrewin'... Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: The Alpha Quadrant, Sector 001 Posts: 2,104	Sort of a riddle, sort of a joke.... OK - pay attention..... Three old ladies are going to a Mariners game. They've never been and are very excited because of the way the Mariners are playing (YAY). But just to make the game a little more interesting, they bring along a bottle of Jack Daniels. It's a really good game and the crowd's into it and everybody is having a good time. The little old ladies keep adding a little Jack Daniels to their colas and are having a wonderful time. So there's still a lot of game left when they notice that they are out of Jack Daniels. Question: What inning is it? Told ya to pay attention..... Ok, this is a humorous riddle. The answer to the riddle is like a punchline to a joke. (the joke is the riddle) So think humorously....good luck...

08-14-2001, 06:02 PM	#2
Slippery Dan His Majesty Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 12, 2001 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 262	Considering the fact that they are actually paying money to see the Mariners play, it's still the top of the first inning.

08-14-2001, 06:06 PM	#3
Max Whittaker I want Serenity back Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 30, 2001 Posts: 6,180	0 inning?

08-14-2001, 09:24 PM	#4
Bootsy Whoosh Storms abrewin'... Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: The Alpha Quadrant, Sector 001 Posts: 2,104	good guesses, but no. Hmm...this isn't really meant to be a riddle, so I suppose I need to drop some hints. I think that some of the younger people here might not even get the joke, which makes it double hard I suppose. All I'll say for now is to focus on the Jack. This joke (both parts of the punchline) have to do with the fact that the women are drinking.

08-15-2001, 06:08 PM	#5
Max Whittaker I want Serenity back Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 30, 2001 Posts: 6,180	I don't know.

08-15-2001, 09:09 PM	#6
Bootsy Whoosh Storms abrewin'... Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: The Alpha Quadrant, Sector 001 Posts: 2,104	Ok, I'm just gonna post the joke with the punchline. It was a bad idea to make this a riddle anyway, even though it is sort of set up like one. I found this to be a fairly humorous joke. Better than most of the ones I get through e-mail anyway. Here it is again, with the punchline: OK - pay attention..... Three old ladies are going to a Mariners game. They've never been and are very excited because of the way the Mariners are playing (YAY). But just to make the game a little more interesting, they bring along a bottle of Jack Daniels. It's a really good game and the crowd's into it and everybody is having a good time. The little old ladies keep adding a little Jack Daniels to their colas and are having a wonderful time. So there's still a lot of game left when they notice that they are out of Jack Daniels. Question: What inning is it? Told ya to pay attention..... It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded!

08-15-2001, 09:15 PM	#7
Max Whittaker I want Serenity back Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 30, 2001 Posts: 6,180	Thats cute.

08-15-2001, 10:27 PM	#8
Jinny Girl Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 04, 2001 Location: ...I'm not sure (looks around) WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!?!??!? Posts: 2,726	ha ha! . Thats pretty funny! ------------------ ~Dana Jinny Exstead~ Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own. Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are! "COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" LOL!

08-15-2001, 11:17 PM	#9
Bootsy Whoosh Storms abrewin'... Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: The Alpha Quadrant, Sector 001 Posts: 2,104	Glad you liked it. I did too!

08-16-2001, 01:26 AM	#10
Marta Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 30, 2001 Location: NY, USA 13 years old Posts: 185	lol!!!!!!!! -MaRtA