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Bluestone · 08-13-2001, 10:25 PM

An naive man is trying out a new diner.

MONDAY:
Man: "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup."
Waiter: "They don't really care what they eat, do they?"

TUESDAY:
Man: "Waiter, there's a fly in my cup of tea."
Waiter: "For a cup of tea that cheap, what do you want to fall into it, an elephant?"

WEDNESDAY:
Man: "Waiter, there's a fly in my escargot."
Waiter: "From one bug to another, sir."

THURSDAY:
Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice cream?"
Waiter: "Looks like it's learning to ski."

FRIDAY:
Man: "Waiter, there's a bee in my soup!"
Waiter: "Yes sir, it's the fly's day off."

Jinny Girl · 08-13-2001, 11:32 PM

haha. funny.

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BlairW_2 · 08-14-2001, 10:35 AM

Funny. Ha. Ha.

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MrsGarrettRocksMySocks · 08-14-2001, 08:10 PM

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!That's hilarious!!I'm serious, that's funny!!(wasn't that like a contradiction or something?)Anyway, it's funny!!

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Dude111 · 07-29-2023, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bluestone
[b]MONDAY:
Man: "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup."
Waiter: "They don't really care what they eat, do they?"

Hehe I used to hear that guy on Seseame street telling them a fly was in his soup

I guess flies are hungry also

08-13-2001, 10:25 PM	#1
Bluestone I'm the Twister Frequent Poster Join Date: May 03, 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 388	Joke (Warning: You may have heard this one.) An naive man is trying out a new diner. MONDAY: Man: "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup." Waiter: "They don't really care what they eat, do they?" TUESDAY: Man: "Waiter, there's a fly in my cup of tea." Waiter: "For a cup of tea that cheap, what do you want to fall into it, an elephant?" WEDNESDAY: Man: "Waiter, there's a fly in my escargot." Waiter: "From one bug to another, sir." THURSDAY: Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice cream?" Waiter: "Looks like it's learning to ski." FRIDAY: Man: "Waiter, there's a bee in my soup!" Waiter: "Yes sir, it's the fly's day off."

08-13-2001, 11:32 PM	#2
Jinny Girl Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 04, 2001 Location: ...I'm not sure (looks around) WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!?!??!? Posts: 2,726	haha. funny. ------------------ ~Dana Jinny Exstead~ Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own. Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are! "COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" LOL!

08-14-2001, 10:35 AM	#3
BlairW_2 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 13, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 860	Funny. Ha. Ha. ------------------ Love Always and Forever, Cassie* ****************** BlairWarner2@hotmail.com ****************** Always Believe in Yourself ******************** My Page..please email me what you think of it!: http://www.geocities.com/blairwarner2/cassiesdiary

08-14-2001, 08:10 PM	#4
MrsGarrettRocksMySocks Actors over 60 Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 20, 2001 Location: The cookie jar--Any "Anyone Can Whistle" fans out there? Posts: 4,077	HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!That's hilarious!!I'm serious, that's funny!!(wasn't that like a contradiction or something?)Anyway, it's funny!! ------------------ Blair:I just had another one of my brilliant ideas! ********************** my e-mail is charlotte_rae_fan@yahoo.com e-mail me!! *********************** I think that CHARLOTTE RAE is the BEST ACTRESS that EVER lived!!She is incredible!!SOMEDAY...I WILL meet HER!! *********************** Roll out the red carpet...here comes the princess! ********************* I hate long quotes so I'll stop after my next one!(my favorite is next!) ********************* Tootie:WE ARE IN TROUBLLEEEEE!!!! ***********************