I Got Drunk And Got Married At A CHapel,Now What?

[Chain Gang Member]

Scene 1
(Terri's waking up in her bed)
Terri:Oh my God.I've got such a headache.I'll never drink that much again

Zack:How are you feeling,honey?

Terri:What?Who are you?

Zack:I'm your husband

Terri:You're my what?!

Zack:Your husband.We got married last night

Terri: (notices the wedding ring on her finger)Oh no.I can't believe it

Zack:I can't believe it either

Terri:Wait a minute.We didn't well you know.Sleep together,right?

Zack:No.I slept in the bed next to your

Terri:I meant did we "sleep together"?

Zack:No.I wanted to but you were drunk and I felt taking advantage of a drunk woman is not cool

Terri:Aww you're so nice and sweet

Zack: I know

Terri:What am I gonna tell my roomates when they come from their vacations

Zack:Just tell them that you married to the nicest guy in the world

(End of Scene)

[Chain Gang Member]

Scene 2
Janet:I back

Terri:Oh Janet I missed you

Janet:I missed you too.Anything interesting happen while I'm gone

Terri:Um not really

Janet:Oh good.I gotta take a shower(goes in)

Terri:No Janet wait

Janet:Ahh!(comes out)Who is that?

Terri:Well um

Zack: (comes out)Terri why did your friend walk in on me?

Janet:I didn't mean to..wait,who are you?

Zack:I'm Zack.Terri's husband

Janet:Nice meet...you're what?!

Zack:Terri's husband.What is about me that people come in here act like I'm repulsive or something?

Janet:No,you're hot and all but it's just that I go away for the weekend and Terri gets married?

(Jack comes in)

JAck:Hey Zack

Zack:Hey Jack

Terri:How do you know each other?

Jack:He's my cousin

Janet:You're a Tripper too?

Zack:Yep

Terri:Oh boy

Jack:WHat are you doing here?

Zack:I spent the night here with Terri

Jack: (grabs him by the shirt)What did you do to her?!

Zack: (reverses his arm in a hammerlock )Please don't ever do that again and I won't do this again

Terri:Zack,how did you learn how to do that?

Zack:I'm a wrestler

Jack:I wanna know what you were doing in here with Terri

Zack:Nothing.I just slept in the bed next to her because she was drunk

Terri:He told me that he'd never take advantage of a drunk

Zack:Plus we'd be allowed to since we're married(puts his arms around her)

Jack:Oh that's nice...you're married?!

Zack:Yes

Janet:How could this happen?

Zack:Well we both said "I do" and the minister pronounced us husband & wife

Jack:I think she means she wants the whole story

Zack:OK.It all happened at a club and we were sitting next to each other

(flashback)

Terri:Oh my.I feel so down

Zack:I know how you feel.I used to be in a relationship with the WWE Women's Champion Mickie James and a couple weeks ago I found out that she's engaged to her boyfriend,Kenny.I can't believe she's marrying a male cheerleader

Terri:What did you do when you found out?

Zack:I just hung out in my hotel room listening and singing a bunch of sad songs

Terri:That's sad

Zack:Well at least I don't sleep with every girl who says hi like my cousin does

Terri: That sounds like my roomate and his friend that lives above us?

Zack:A male roomate?You two aren't you know

Terri:Oh no.It's strictly platonic.I'm looking for the right guy to do that with

Zack:I too am looking for the girl to do that with

Terri:I'm Terri

Zack:My name's Zack.Wanna share a maragrita?

Terri:Sure

(they do)

Zack:That was good

Terri:Yeah.Zack,will you marry me?

Zack:Um uh sure I guess.Sure why not

(flashbacked)

Jack:She's asked you marry her and then got married?

Zack:Yeah.How great is that?

JAck:It's not!You married a girl you just met

Zack:You sleep with a girl that you just meet.All she does is have to is say hi

Jack:COme on.That's not true

Zack:OK,all they have to do is wave.WHen I saw Terri and looked into those red eyes,I knew that we were meant to be together

Terri:Aww.That's sweet

Janet:He's cute

Jack:He's my cousin

Terri: (sighs)He's my husband

(End Of Scene)

[Chain Gang Member]

Scene 3
(Terri comes in with a piece of paper)
Zack:Hey Terri.What's that?

Terri:It's an annullment form.I want you to sign it

Zack:Like I've said to the girls who have wanted me to do something I didn't wanna do,No.

Terri:I want you to sign this NOW!

Zack:Ooh fiesty.I like that in a woman

Terri:Stop liking me!

Zack:WHere's the closest place where there's a bar?

Jack:It's called The Regal Beagle

Janet:Why would you wanna know that?

Zack:I want us to celebrate the wedding.See ya there(leaves)

Terri:You guys goota help me.Get him sign this as soon as possible

Janet:We'll try

(At the Beagle)

Zack:Hey guys.Where's Terri?

Jack:Zack,Terri doesn't love you

Zack:Yes she does.She just doesn't realize that.I know that I'm the one for Terri

Janet:How do you know that?

Zack:I feel it in my gut.Janet,did you and Jack know each other before he became your roomate?

JAnet:No

Zack:How long did you know him before you two became roomates

Janet:Just a little bit

Zack:That's how long Terri & I knew each other before we got married.You wanna know why you picked him?

Janet:Why?

Zack:Because you went with your gut knowing he would make a great roomate

Jack:He's right about that,JAnet

Zack:Go tell Terri that I'll see her later.I got some stuff to get from the store

(End of Scene)

Scene 4
Terri:Hi guys.Did you get him to sing the papers?

Jack:Well...

Janet:Not exactly

Terri:SOme how I knew he'd out smart you.Wait a minute,he's not with you

Jack: You noticed that too huh?

Terri: (celebrating)Yes,he's gone.Zack is gone.Zack is gone

(Zack comes in as Terri is dancing)

Zack:Hi honey.I'm home

Terri:WHere did you go?I thought that you were gone

Zack:Yes.I had gone to the grocery store to get some Raisin Bran Crunch.I also brought you this(hands her a magazine).It's a new magazine with me on the cover.Read it as I put these groceries away(goes into the kitchen)

Terri: (notices nobody is around)OK!I'm attracted to you!I think you're hot hot hot

Janet:Terri?

Terri:Oh hi Janet.I didn't hear you coming into the living room

Janet:All I heard was you looking at the magazine with Zack on it and saying that he's "hot hot hot"

Terri:Oh um I gotta wash up(runs into the bathroom)

JAck: (picks up the magazine)Hang in there Zack.You almost got her

(End of Scene)

[Chain Gang Member]

Scene 5
Janet:Terri

Terri:What?

Janet:Terri,I know you're in love with Zack

Terri:No I'm not

Janet:Terri,you know deep inside that love him.You married him and barely knew him because you knew in your gut that he's perfect man for you.If you don't love him,take this annulment for that you signed and make him sign it

(Terri goes into the kitchen where Zack is)

Terri:Zack

Zack:What?

Terri: (Looks at the annulment form)Oh forget it(tosses it and puts her arms around Zack)I don't know what your finisher is but I know mine

Zack:What's that?

Terri:The liplock(passionatly kisses him)

Zack:You mean you don't wanna get our marriage annulled?

Terri:No

Zack:THat's terrific!Lets go to the Beagle to celebrate

(As they're leaving,Lee comes in)

Lee: pissed:Zack

Zack:Lee pissed: (leaves with Terri)

Jack:Hey Lee,how's it going?

Lee:Fine.I'm getting another award at the banquet tomorrow and I was hoping you could come

Janet:Sure we'd love to come

Lee:Great.Why is Zack here and who is that pretty girl with him

Jack:That's Terri

Janet:And Zack's her husband

Lee:You're telling me that Zack & Terri are married?

Janet:YEah.At first she wanted to get it annulled but she fell in love with him

Lee:I need a drink

JAck:It's in the kitchen

Lee:OK(goes into the kitchen.As he gets the drink,he sees the annulment form seeing the form and decides to forge Zack's name)

Jack:Lee,are you done with that drink?

Lee:Uh yeah(puts the paper in his pocket and goes)I'll see you tomorrow

(End of Scene)

Scene 6
(Later the phone rings)

Zack:Hello?This is Zack Tripper.WHat do you mean that you're sorry that my marriage got annulled?I gotta go(hangs up the phone)TERR!

Terri:Yes Zack?

Zack:Why did you forge my name?

Terri:I don't know what you're talking about

Zack:I just got off the phone with some guy saying that he's sorry that our marriage got annulled

Terri:I don't know how that happened

Zack:I know what happened.You forged my name and lied to me.You told me you loved me huh?You told me that we were gonna go and "celebrate our marriage" tonight huh?I'm gonna get out of here and you'll never see me again.(goes out then comes back in)I'll come back for my things after my match where I team with DX & John Cena against The Spirit Squad(Slams the door)

Jack:What was that all about?

Terri:I don't know,He says that our marriage got annulled but I don't remember sending the form in

Janet:What did you do with it?

Terri:I just tossed it in the air while in the kitchen earlier

JAck:That's funny.Lee was in there earlier and left quickly

Terri:You don't think he forged Zack's name,did you?

Jack:I think he did.He and Zack never got along as kids.Zack always beat him up and Lee always said that one day he's gonna get back at him.I guess he did

Janet:I can't believe Lee would do such a thing.Last time that he was here,he was such a gentleman

Jack:Well he's not when comes to Zack

Terri:What are we gonna do?

Jack:Terri,you go and talk to Zack.I'll take care of Lee

Terri:Gotcha

(End of Scene)

[Chain Gang Member]

Scene 7
TErri:Excuse me.Do you know where Zack Tripper is?

Mickie:He's in the middle of a match

Terri:I gotta get down there

Mickie:But you can't.

Terri:I'm his fiance'.We had a fight and I need to get down there before I lose him forever

Mickie:Okay.I'll let you go down there since Zack is a friend of mine

Terri:Thanks um

Mickie:Mickie,Mickie JAmes

Terri:Oh you're the girl who's marrying that male cheerleader

Mickie:Yeah.Well good luck

Terri:SAme to you(walks down the ramp as the match is going on)

King:Zack is really got Kenny in a headlock

Kenny:Zack,you're being too rough

Zack:Sorry Kenny.I'm not in a good mood(Notices Terri)Terri(Clotheslines Kenny and tags in Cena)

JR:And Zack tags in Cena

Zack: (gets out of the ring and onto the floor)Terri,what are you doing here?I thought I told you that you're free of me and won't see me again after I get my things from the apartment

Terri:But I wanna be with you

Zack:SO you do love me?

Terri:Yes

Zack:I'm glad but I don't have anyanger left and that's how we got in control of the match

Terri:Lee was the one who forged your name and got our marriage annulled

Zack: (gets back on the edge of the on the corner of his team's ring)Michaels,tag me in!(gets tagged in)

JR:And Shawn Michaels tags in Zack Tripper who is really taking control of the match

King:I don't know where he got all of this energy JR.but it's really helping his team

(Triple H,Shawn Michaels,John Cena and Zack all hit their finishers and Zack gets the pin)

JR:1,2,3!Zack pins Johnny!

Lillian:Here are your winners.Zack Tripper,John Cena and D Generation X!

(Zack hops out the ring)

Cena:Zack,where are you going?

HHH:Yeah.We're celebrating our victory

Zack:Sorry guys.I'm leaving with my girl

(End of Scene)

[Chain Gang Member]

Scene 8
(Back at the apartment)
Larry:Hey Jacko.What's new?

Jack:Terri got married

Larry:Really?What's her last name now?

Jack:Tripper

Larry:Boy you dirty dog

Jack:What?

Larry:I never knew that you & Terri were together

Jack:But we're not

(Furley enters)

FUrley:Hey guys

Jack:Mr. Furley what are you doing here?

Furley:I came here to fix the garbage desposel

Larry:Mr.Furley,you'll never guess what happened

FUrley:What?

Larry::Jack married Terri

Furley:Jack,you straightened yourself out

Jack:I didn't marry Terri

LArry:I thought you said her last name is Tripper now

Jack:It is.She married another Tripper

Furley:Austin?

Jack:Who?

Furley:Austin,your twin brother

Jack:Oh him.No,she married my cousin Zack a couple days ago

Larry:Why weren't we invited?

JAck:Nobody was.They got married when she proposed to him while she was drunk

(Zack & Terri enter)

Zack:Hi guys.WHo are you two?

Janet:Zack these are our friends LArry Dallas & Ralph Furley

Zack:Nice to meet you

Larry:You dirty dog.I can't believe you & Terri are married

Zack:Well actually somebody signed annullment papers so we decided to get married tomorrow

Janet:Why are you having it tomorrow?You know Lee is gonna come and ruin it

Zack:I've got a plan that will make him look like a fool tonight that will stop him

Jack:How are you gonna do that?

Zack:Well you are gonna make him a dinner and I'm gonna make him a shake and put in a an ingredient that will make him sick and something will happen to the part of him that describes what he really is

Terri:And that's what is gonna make him look bad

Zack:I will also do something else that will make people laugh at him and you'll just have to find out later

(End of Scene)

Scene 9
Lee:Thanks for the dinner Jack.That shake was good but it tasted funny.Well I gotta go give my speech know

Announcer:ANd now here's the winner of the award for Employee Of The Month,Lee Tripper

Lee:Thank you,Thank you

(in the back)

Terri:Zack,what are we going to be doing back here?

Zack:You'll see(messes with the voice control of the microphone)

Lee:it's a great honor for this award

All:

Lee:what's with this?you people think this is funny?!

All:

Lee:i sound like one of the chipmunks.lower my microphone sound now!

Zack:OK Lee(messes with it again)

Lee:That's better.As was sayingIT'S A GREAT HONOR FOR THIS AWARD.

All:

Terri: This is halarious

Zack:I learned this from DX

Lee:NOW I SOUND LIKE DARTH VADER!I WANT MY NORMAL VOICE NOW!

Zack:OK.I guess what I planned is about to happen

Lee:Now that things are back to normal I'm glad to be(weird sounds are coming from his stomache)employee of the month(starts to pass gas)

All:Eww

Zack:Yep it is

Lee: (saying it fast)I'm glad that I got this award and thank everybody that helped me get it(finds a trash can,pulls down his pants and goes in there)

(Everybody gets grossed out and leaves)

Company President:Oh my God!I can't believe this is the guy who got the award

Lee:I'm bleeding!

Company President:Lee your fired!(leaves)

Lee:It wasn't my fault!I bet it was my cousin Zack that did this.He's gonna pay

Terri:I think he's mad

Zack:I think we better get everyone and leave before things get out of hand

(later)

Jack: That was so funny

Janet: Yeah.I haven't laughed that hard in years

Zack:Well now we can plan the wedding without him going to ruin it

(End of Scene)

[Chain Gang Member]

Scene 10
(At the church)
Zack:Hey BAtista.Thanks for blocking the door so my cousin Lee wouldn't try to mess up the wedding

Batista:No problem.I used to be a bouncer at a club a couple years ago and beat up 5 drunks at once.If I can do that,I can make sure that your cousin won't get in

Zack:Thanks Dave

(At the altar)

Reverend:We are gathered here today to join Zack Tripper and Terri ALden in holey matramony.

(Outside)

Lee:Is this Zack & Terri's wedding?

Batista:Yes it is.Name?

Lee:Lee Tripper

BAtista:I'm sorry but I've given orders by the groom to keep you from getting in

Lee:Well in that case(tries to run in,but Batista gives him a Spinebuster then throws him into the parking lot)

Batista:Next time you'll listen

(back in the church)
Reverend:Zack Tripper do you take this woman to be your wife for better or worse,in sickness & health as long as you shale live?

Zack:I do

Reverend:And do you Terri ALden take this man to be your husband for better or worse,in sickness & health as long as you shale live?

Terri:I do

Reverend:Then by the power vesten in me,I pronounce you husband & wife.You may kiss the bride

(They kiss)

Reverend:Ladies and gentleman,Mr. & Mrs. Zack Tripper

(End of Scene)

Scene 11
Lee:I'm not gonna let anyone keep me from ruining my cousin's wedding(goes in the church and realizes nobody is there)Hey were'd everybody go?

Reverend:You missed the wedding.They're all at the party celebrating the wedding

Lee:Where?

Reverend:SOme place down the street

Lee:Thanks(goes to find the place)

(At the place celebrating the wedding)

DJ:And now the couple will now dance for the first time as husband & wife

(they get on the dance floor.As True by Ryan Cabrera comes on,they flashback to everything that happened to get to this moment)

Stereo:I won't talk
I won't breathe
I won't move till you finally see
that you belong with me

you might think
I don't look
but deep inside in the corner of my mind
I'm attatched to you
mmmm

I'm weak
it's true
cause I'm afraid to know the answer
do you want me too?
cause my heart keeps falling faster

[chorus]
I've waited all my life to cross this line
to the only thing thats true
so I will not hide
i'ts time to try anything to be with you
all my life I've waited
this is true

you don't know
what you do
everytime you walk into the room
I'm afraid to move

I'm weak
it's true
I'm just scared to know the ending
do you see me too?
do you even know you mean to me!

(Lee finds the place where the sign is flashing Congatulations Zack & Terri)

Lee: (trying to get in pounds on the door)Let me in!Let me in!Let me

(Shawn Michaels opens the door hard crushing Lee between the door and the wall)

HBK:Hello?Hello?Hmm nobody's here(closes the door and Lee falls on the ground)

(Song continues)

[Chorus]
I've waited all my life to cross this line
to the only thing thats true
so I will not hide
its time to try anything to be with you
all my life I've waited
this is true

I know when I go
I'll be on my way to you
the way that's true

[chorus]
I've waited all my life to cross this line
to the only thing thats true
so I will not hide
its time to try anything to be with you
all my life I've waited
this is true


(End of Scene)

[Chain Gang Member]

Scene 12
(Zack & Terri return from their honeymoon)

Zack:We gotta tell Jack & Janet that we're sorry that we're late since we promised them that we'd be home earlier

Terri:Well we could barely walk after last night.We had to get some sleep

Zack:Terri,we promised that we'd come home yesterday.We slept through all day and all night after we did it

Terri:Wow.I guess that's what happens when you finally find the right person,and it'll be better the longer you wait

Zack:Well lets wake them up

Terri: (goes into the girls' room)Janet we're home. She's not there

Zack:Jack?(goes into Jack's room)Terri,Jack's here and I think he has someone in his bed

Terri:So that's why Janet isn't here

Zack:Jack wake up

Jack:Oh my head

Terri:Jack,we're home

Jack:Not so loud

Zack: (notices Jack's hand)Jack,look at your finger

Jack:Huh? Oh my God it's a wedding ring!

Terri:I guess how ever is next to you is who you got married to

Jack:Honey,wake up

Janet:Huh?Oh my head

Jack:I married Janet?!

Janet:What are you talking about?(notices the ring on her finger)Jack,there's a wedding ring on my finger!

Zack:They got married while we were on our honeymoon?

Terri:ANd you're talking about us getting married while you two were away

END

(I think I know why nobody has replied to my story.I bet it's because it wasn't about Jack & Janet,right?)

[_Jack&Janet_]

NO!!!!!!!! gosh....you just leave people without words...

[Chain Gang Member]

The only reason I said that was because nobody was replying to my FF.It was filled with action,comedy,drama and romance yet nobody replied to it.So that's my explaination

[_Jack&Janet_]

I'm sorry you feel that way....

[Chain Gang Member]

Well what do you think about it?

[Chain Gang Member]

I got this idea for a FF while I was watching the 4th(and last)season of What I Like About You,but I also got ideas for scenes from other stuff I watched plus some stuff was thought by me

Scene 1
Got the idea from What I Like About You

Scene 2
Got the idea from What I Like About You

Scene 3
Got the idea from What I Like About You

Scene 4
Got the idea from What I Like About You

Scene 5
GOt the idea from What I Like About You plus stuff I made up

Scene 6
All my idea alone

Scene 7
All my idea alone

Scene 8
All my idea alone

Scene 9
Got the idea from Van Wilder & the episode of RAW when DX takes control of the control room

Scene 10
All my idea alone

Scene 11
Got the idea from What I Like About You & the episode of RAW when DX takes control of the control room

Scene 12
All my idea alone

[_Jack&Janet_]

i like it.. along with a whole bunch of other stuff you've written... you're rele good

[xfreak1990]

that was funny now jack and janet are married