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Join Date: Jul 03, 2004
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You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a valley. On your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig, which is the same size as your car, and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? \/ \/ \/ Answer: Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk. Harvey |
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Join Date: Dec 01, 2000
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I wish I didn't have a mouthful of lemonade in my mouth in I read that. You owe me a new computer!
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