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lilhave · 07-18-2006, 05:36 AM

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

Harvey

Pitooey · 07-18-2006, 09:46 AM

I love the braille one. Does the blind person drive the car???

Tundra Wolf · 07-18-2006, 11:51 AM

If you're in the army and your name is Will, won't you get worried when someone says "Fire at will?"

Chocoholic · 07-18-2006, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lilhave

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

Because we didn't evolve from monkeys and apes. We were created by God.

Tundra Wolf · 07-18-2006, 12:58 PM

If sign makers go on strike, do they write anything on their protest signs?

Chocoholic · 07-18-2006, 01:06 PM

Why is it that the shortest line at the supermarket takes the longest?

gilligan fanatic · 07-18-2006, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Homeriffic

Why is it that the shortest line at the supermarket takes the longest?

As a cashier who gets the Express line sometimes I have absolutely no clue. For seem reason that seems to happen a lot

TVFactFan · 07-18-2006, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lilhave

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

Harvey

The First Question is STUPID

Tundra Wolf · 07-18-2006, 03:45 PM

Quote:

The First Question is STUPID

Yeah, I know. It's so obvious that their watch dogs lick their butts clean for them.

TVFactFan · 07-18-2006, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tundra Wolf

Yeah, I know. It's so obvious that their watch dogs lick their butts clean for them.

Blind People Jokes are not funny

treky · 07-18-2006, 04:12 PM

oh c'mon; lighten up some.

He's not making fun of blind people, Solomon!

lilhave · 07-18-2006, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by treky

oh c'mon; lighten up some.

He's not making fun of blind people, Solomon!

Solomon is Solomon. Even in humor he must stir the kettle.

Harvey

07-18-2006, 05:36 AM	#1
lilhave Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 03, 2004 Location: N.Y.C. Posts: 2,294	Thought provoking questions How do blind people know when they are done wiping? 2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? 3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 4. Is there another word for synonym? 5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?" 6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? 7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? 10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? 12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? 14. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? 16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? 17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? 19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? Harvey

07-18-2006, 09:46 AM	#2
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	I love the braille one. Does the blind person drive the car???
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07-18-2006, 04:12 PM	#11
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	oh c'mon; lighten up some. He's not making fun of blind people, Solomon!
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07-18-2006, 11:51 AM	#3
Tundra Wolf Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 10, 2004 Location: New York Posts: 730	If you're in the army and your name is Will, won't you get worried when someone says "Fire at will?"

07-18-2006, 12:58 PM	#5
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07-18-2006, 01:06 PM	#6
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