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swedeace · 07-17-2006, 12:15 PM

Even if you didn't grow up Catholic, you'll appreciate this one......

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop.Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace.'"

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put youdown, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence."

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2," hard bodied, wellhung, Male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My God."

Chocoholic · 07-17-2006, 01:12 PM

That is a good one

Steve M. · 07-17-2006, 01:12 PM

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 07-17-2006, 02:28 PM

MsOrange · 07-17-2006, 04:18 PM

although, that would freak me out if i heard a mother describe her son as "wellhung"

07-17-2006, 12:15 PM	#1
swedeace Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 9,009	Catholic Ladies Even if you didn't grow up Catholic, you'll appreciate this one...... Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father." The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop.Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace.'" The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put youdown, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence." The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2," hard bodied, wellhung, Male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My God."

07-17-2006, 02:28 PM	#4
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07-17-2006, 01:12 PM	#2
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	That is a good one

07-17-2006, 01:12 PM	#3
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07-17-2006, 04:18 PM	#5
MsOrange Bringin' Sexy Back Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 27, 2004 Posts: 6,133	although, that would freak me out if i heard a mother describe her son as "wellhung"