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Ireneparalegal · 07-14-2006, 10:06 PM

Woman Smitten With Cop, Calls 911 For Date

Lorna Dudash was charged with misusing the emergency dispatch system after calling 911 to find out a cute cop's name.

Lorna Jeanne Dudash was looking for love, but it might have been the wrong place to launch a search. The Oregon woman thought the cops who came by her house to investigate a neighbor's complaint were awfully cute, so she called 911 to try to track them down.

"I don't have an emergency," Dudash said to the 911 dispatcher. "Two police officers just left my house just now. Can I get their names please?"

After silence from the 911 dispatcher, Dudash continued " Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute. I'm 45 years old and I'd like to meet him again. And I don't know how to go about doing it without calling 911."

Dudash went on to say "I know this is not absolutely in any way, shape of form an emergency but if you would give the officers my number and ask him to come back other than I know they have terrible lots of things to do in Aloha..um, would you mind?"

"I'll give him the message to call you," the dispatcher responded. Dudash, who says she's never been married, was charged with misusing the emergency dispatch system.

"I never really gave it any actual real thought," Dudash said responding to the charges. "If I had, I wouldn't have done it."

Dudash said she would have expected a "slap on the hand," but she also seems to recognize why she has been charged, saying, "I can understand where it's coming from because, sure what if there was an emergency up the street, and those police officers were needed. I do understand that."

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James"Thunder"Early · 07-14-2006, 10:08 PM

I heard that earlier, that woman must be out of her mind.

Hollow · 07-14-2006, 10:36 PM

lol, i saw that on the news yesterday.

strawberry cupcake · 07-14-2006, 11:09 PM

haha, what a crazy lady, she should have got the officers number when he was there insead of calling 911.

phoebe7165 · 07-14-2006, 11:28 PM

I heard about that on one of our local radio stations today.

At least she could've done was just go down to the police station, ask for him, and just go from there.

Courtnee · 07-15-2006, 12:34 AM

dude, someone else could have had a real emergency and they wouldn't have gotten through. shamey shame shame.

dawsongirl · 07-15-2006, 02:01 AM

Now THAT'S desperation.

TVFactFan · 07-15-2006, 09:39 PM

I expected her to be a Overweight Missing Tooth Looking Female when I heard this story this morning but when I saw her pic, her looks didn't really match the act of desperation

Chocoholic · 07-17-2006, 01:30 PM

Gee, and I thought I was desparate!

07-14-2006, 10:06 PM	#1
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Woman Calls 911 to track down cop she thinks is "cute"... Woman Smitten With Cop, Calls 911 For Date Lorna Dudash was charged with misusing the emergency dispatch system after calling 911 to find out a cute cop's name. Lorna Jeanne Dudash was looking for love, but it might have been the wrong place to launch a search. The Oregon woman thought the cops who came by her house to investigate a neighbor's complaint were awfully cute, so she called 911 to try to track them down. "I don't have an emergency," Dudash said to the 911 dispatcher. "Two police officers just left my house just now. Can I get their names please?" After silence from the 911 dispatcher, Dudash continued " Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute. I'm 45 years old and I'd like to meet him again. And I don't know how to go about doing it without calling 911." Dudash went on to say "I know this is not absolutely in any way, shape of form an emergency but if you would give the officers my number and ask him to come back other than I know they have terrible lots of things to do in Aloha..um, would you mind?" "I'll give him the message to call you," the dispatcher responded. Dudash, who says she's never been married, was charged with misusing the emergency dispatch system. "I never really gave it any actual real thought," Dudash said responding to the charges. "If I had, I wouldn't have done it." Dudash said she would have expected a "slap on the hand," but she also seems to recognize why she has been charged, saying, "I can understand where it's coming from because, sure what if there was an emergency up the street, and those police officers were needed. I do understand that." TO LISTEN TO AUDIO CLICK THIS LINK: http://www.insideedition.com/ourstor...px?storyid=286
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07-14-2006, 10:08 PM	#2
James"Thunder"Early Whoever's In New England Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 23, 2004 Location: The Apollo Posts: 7,088	I heard that earlier, that woman must be out of her mind.
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07-14-2006, 11:09 PM	#4
strawberry cupcake back in action Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 17, 2005 Location: texas Posts: 646	haha, what a crazy lady, she should have got the officers number when he was there insead of calling 911.
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07-14-2006, 11:28 PM	#5
phoebe7165 Pop Culture Goddess Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 Location: US of A - the country of "really bad music" lovers Posts: 11,600	I heard about that on one of our local radio stations today. At least she could've done was just go down to the police station, ask for him, and just go from there.
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07-15-2006, 12:34 AM	#6
Courtnee MAN VS SAMMICH. Forum Star Join Date: Mar 23, 2005 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,413	dude, someone else could have had a real emergency and they wouldn't have gotten through. shamey shame shame.
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07-14-2006, 10:36 PM	#3
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	lol, i saw that on the news yesterday.

07-15-2006, 02:01 AM	#7
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	Now THAT'S desperation.

07-15-2006, 09:39 PM	#8
TVFactFan Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Posts: 99,125	I expected her to be a Overweight Missing Tooth Looking Female when I heard this story this morning but when I saw her pic, her looks didn't really match the act of desperation

07-17-2006, 01:30 PM	#9
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Gee, and I thought I was desparate!