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ckrtpametulia · 07-30-2001, 01:40 PM

mine would be......... ok first match between peter gabriel vs phil collins phil collins wins second match would be james hetfield vs. dave mustaine dave mustaine wins because beck comes out and impales james hetfield with a guitar final match would be in the spirit world paul mcartny&linda mcartny vs. john lennon&yoko ono. paul and linda win when ringo star comes and kills paul&yoko linda mcartny kills john lennon

JT · 07-30-2001, 02:39 PM

OK this would be battle for the TV Stars:

1st Bout:Chrissy Snow vs. Cindy Snow vs. Terri Alden.Terri would win when she shoves a stethiscope up Cindy's butt.Chrissy hits herself to death.

2nd Bout:Natalie Green vs. Tootie Ramsey vs. Jo Polnczeak vs. Blair Warner. Jo wins.

Main Event:The Brady Bunch vs. The Partridge Family.Partridges would win because their show rules!

07-30-2001, 02:39 PM

Time Machine Day on CD (all matches use the time machine)

1st Match (LOL.....):
Bob Barker (70s) w/ army of spayed & animals vs. Gene RAyburn (early 70s) w/ Brett Somers & Charles Nelson Reilly. (No animals would be harmed in the making, just the people....)
Special Referee: Mark Goodson (that match REALLY uses the time machine) (Note: We would use the time machine for Bob due to Bob's current age/other stuff...)

2nd Match.......:
Triple Threat
Founder of Pepsi (name?) vs. Founder of Coke ((name?) vs. Founder of RC Cola (name?)

Main Event.......:
Winner of Matches 1(bob or gene) and 2(Pesi, Coke, or RC) vs. Dick Clark and Founder of Double Cola(name?)
(if you haven't heard of double cola, please don;t ask)

My predictions:

Match 1: Gene (have you ever seen dome of the stuff Gene did on MG. On a MG '78 Gene did a lap around the set (It was set in Studio 33/Bob Barker Studio if that tells you the size of the set))

Match 2: Thanks to a run in....Pepsi (Personally, I like RC)

Match 3: Dick Clark/Double Cola......

dawsongirl · 07-30-2001, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by Devastation26:
Time Machine Day on CD (all matches use the time machine)

1st Match (LOL.....):
Bob Barker (70s) w/ army of spayed & animals vs. Gene RAyburn (early 70s) w/ Brett Somers & Charles Nelson Reilly. (No animals would be harmed in the making, just the people....)
Special Referee: Mark Goodson (that match REALLY uses the time machine) (Note: We would use the time machine for Bob due to Bob's current age/other stuff...)

Match 1: Gene (have you ever seen dome of the stuff Gene did on MG. On a MG '78 Gene did a lap around the set (It was set in Studio 33/Bob Barker Studio if that tells you the size of the set))

OH! That's GREAT!!!

How about this? Richard Dawson vs. Bob Barker- Battle of the two most kissed hosts.
Winner- Dawson of course. (I'm biased)

Or- Richard Dawson vs. Ray Combs vs. Louie Anderson- Battle of the Feud Hosts

I'm afraid Louie would sit on everyone and squish them to death. Dawson and Combs would have to gang up on him.

Sean Snow · 07-30-2001, 05:36 PM

I have to disagree with Teri winning. It would either be:

Chrissy: Talks people to death...

Or Cindy:

She'd knock every one out with doors and such

vienna waits · 07-30-2001, 08:23 PM

Mrs. Garrett vs. Beverly Ann.

Bootsy Whoosh · 07-30-2001, 09:28 PM

First match: Battle of the Star Trek captains. Kirk vs. Picard vs. Sisko vs. Janeway

Second match: Limp Bizkit vs. anyone, so long as they get their @$$ kicked

Third match: Mulder vs. Doggett

Joanna Marie_1 · 07-31-2001, 07:57 PM

ok Jo vs. Blair(Jo wins)
Jinny vs. Captain!(jinny wins)
and the main event is a good one....The Division Cast vs. Sex and the City Cast!(The Divison wins of course by kicking some major ass!) Ok so those arent very good matches but i'd like to see em!

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Rob · 07-31-2001, 11:37 PM

Tony Soprano vs. Don Corleone

Jeanie vs. Samantha

Vivian Vance vs. William Frawley (They hated each other in real life)

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FOLrocks1 · 08-01-2001, 12:09 AM

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Originally posted by Rob:

Vivian Vance vs. William Frawley (They hated each other in real life)

Did they really? Tell me all about it!

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JoPol_wannabe · 08-01-2001, 01:40 AM

ok mine would be
1st match Jinny vs. Kate (Jinny would of course win unless she's drunk which she wouldn't be because she would want to remeber kicking Kate's butt)

2nd match Mr. Parker vs. Mr. Bradley (Mr. Bradley would win because Mr. Parker would make Mrs. G go in for him and that's against the rules so Mr. Bradley would win)

3rd Match Becky Conner Vs. Jo ( Jo wins because she would drive over her with her bike)

dawsongirl · 08-01-2001, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by FOLrocks1:
Did they really? Tell me all about it!

Check out the I Love Lucy board. There's a couple threads going about that.

07-30-2001, 01:40 PM	#1
ckrtpametulia Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 20, 2001 Location: THE DEEEEEEEEEEP SOUTH Posts: 343	if you could make your own Celebrity Deathmatch episode, what would the 3 fights be? mine would be......... ok first match between peter gabriel vs phil collins phil collins wins second match would be james hetfield vs. dave mustaine dave mustaine wins because beck comes out and impales james hetfield with a guitar final match would be in the spirit world paul mcartny&linda mcartny vs. john lennon&yoko ono. paul and linda win when ringo star comes and kills paul&yoko linda mcartny kills john lennon

07-30-2001, 02:39 PM	#3
Devastation26 Guest Posts: n/a	Time Machine Day on CD (all matches use the time machine) 1st Match (LOL.....): Bob Barker (70s) w/ army of spayed & animals vs. Gene RAyburn (early 70s) w/ Brett Somers & Charles Nelson Reilly. (No animals would be harmed in the making, just the people....) Special Referee: Mark Goodson (that match REALLY uses the time machine) (Note: We would use the time machine for Bob due to Bob's current age/other stuff...) 2nd Match.......: Triple Threat Founder of Pepsi (name?) vs. Founder of Coke ((name?) vs. Founder of RC Cola (name?) Main Event.......: Winner of Matches 1(bob or gene) and 2(Pesi, Coke, or RC) vs. Dick Clark and Founder of Double Cola(name?) (if you haven't heard of double cola, please don;t ask) My predictions: Match 1: Gene (have you ever seen dome of the stuff Gene did on MG. On a MG '78 Gene did a lap around the set (It was set in Studio 33/Bob Barker Studio if that tells you the size of the set)) Match 2: Thanks to a run in....Pepsi (Personally, I like RC) Match 3: Dick Clark/Double Cola......
Devastation26 Guest Posts: n/a

07-30-2001, 02:39 PM	#2
JT Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 29, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 7,219	OK this would be battle for the TV Stars: 1st Bout:Chrissy Snow vs. Cindy Snow vs. Terri Alden.Terri would win when she shoves a stethiscope up Cindy's butt.Chrissy hits herself to death. 2nd Bout:Natalie Green vs. Tootie Ramsey vs. Jo Polnczeak vs. Blair Warner. Jo wins. Main Event:The Brady Bunch vs. The Partridge Family.Partridges would win because their show rules!

07-30-2001, 05:36 PM	#5
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,407	I have to disagree with Teri winning. It would either be: Chrissy: Talks people to death... Or Cindy: She'd knock every one out with doors and such

07-30-2001, 08:23 PM	#6
vienna waits avatars are stupid. Forum Superstar Join Date: May 18, 2001 Location: Ravenclaw Common Room Posts: 29,859	Mrs. Garrett vs. Beverly Ann.

07-30-2001, 09:28 PM	#7
Bootsy Whoosh Storms abrewin'... Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: The Alpha Quadrant, Sector 001 Posts: 2,104	First match: Battle of the Star Trek captains. Kirk vs. Picard vs. Sisko vs. Janeway Second match: Limp Bizkit vs. anyone, so long as they get their @$$ kicked Third match: Mulder vs. Doggett

07-31-2001, 07:57 PM	#8
Joanna Marie_1 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 03, 2001 Location: Sherwood, AR, USA Posts: 342	ok Jo vs. Blair(Jo wins) Jinny vs. Captain!(jinny wins) and the main event is a good one....The Division Cast vs. Sex and the City Cast!(The Divison wins of course by kicking some major ass!) Ok so those arent very good matches but i'd like to see em! ------------------ "As any of the local bartenders can tell ya, I'm a sympathetic ear" ~ Jinny Exstead "Your born and you die pretty much the same person, all the rest is just window dressing" ~ Jinny Exstead "People...isnt that just the craziest word u ever done heard?" ~ me LOL

07-31-2001, 11:37 PM	#9
Rob Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 06, 2001 Location: Levittown, N.Y. United States Posts: 197	Tony Soprano vs. Don Corleone Jeanie vs. Samantha Vivian Vance vs. William Frawley (They hated each other in real life) ------------------ [This message has been edited by Rob (edited 07-31-2001).]

08-01-2001, 01:40 AM	#11
JoPol_wannabe Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 11, 2001 Location: Nebraska Posts: 3,036	ok mine would be 1st match Jinny vs. Kate (Jinny would of course win unless she's drunk which she wouldn't be because she would want to remeber kicking Kate's butt) 2nd match Mr. Parker vs. Mr. Bradley (Mr. Bradley would win because Mr. Parker would make Mrs. G go in for him and that's against the rules so Mr. Bradley would win) 3rd Match Becky Conner Vs. Jo ( Jo wins because she would drive over her with her bike)