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lilhave · 07-12-2006, 05:59 AM

Top Ten Signs You're at a Bad New Year's Eve Party

10. Instead of Dom Perignon '85, it's Dom DeLuise'91

9. Martha Stewart made your hat out of pine conesand petroleum jelly

8. The noisemakers are drowned out by all thegunfire

7. Try as you might, you're only partying like it's1989

6. Any combination of Richard Simmons and a diaper

5. The hors d'oeuvres are something called "HongKong Chicken Wings"

4. You scream, "Happy New Year!" and the clerk atthe 7-11 says, "Thanks, man"

3. You're sitting in the Ed Sullivan Theater

2. Your name is Robert Downey Jr. and your cellmatewants to give you a New Year's kiss

1. It's June 24th

Harvey

Chocoholic · 07-12-2006, 12:51 PM

Gee, no wonder why this New Years Eve party I'm at right now really stinks.

07-12-2006, 05:59 AM	#1
lilhave Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 03, 2004 Location: N.Y.C. Posts: 2,294	Bad New Year Eve Party Top Ten Signs You're at a Bad New Year's Eve Party 10. Instead of Dom Perignon '85, it's Dom DeLuise'91 9. Martha Stewart made your hat out of pine conesand petroleum jelly 8. The noisemakers are drowned out by all thegunfire 7. Try as you might, you're only partying like it's1989 6. Any combination of Richard Simmons and a diaper 5. The hors d'oeuvres are something called "HongKong Chicken Wings" 4. You scream, "Happy New Year!" and the clerk atthe 7-11 says, "Thanks, man" 3. You're sitting in the Ed Sullivan Theater 2. Your name is Robert Downey Jr. and your cellmatewants to give you a New Year's kiss 1. It's June 24th Harvey

07-12-2006, 12:51 PM	#2
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Gee, no wonder why this New Years Eve party I'm at right now really stinks.