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robyrob · 07-09-2006, 10:01 PM

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dawsongirl · 07-09-2006, 10:39 PM

I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we do not have to touch a lot.

Courtnee · 07-09-2006, 10:44 PM

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Name: Philip
I'm lonely, how about you? I live in a crappy place and I'm hoping to go somewhere warm and sunny. If you have money and you aren't in Canada please email me.
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Tootie · 07-09-2006, 10:57 PM

WTF is everyone doing??

Courtnee · 07-09-2006, 11:00 PM

You know you'd tap that ass

Hollow · 07-09-2006, 11:12 PM

oh, how far technology has come.

LuLu Rogers · 07-09-2006, 11:12 PM

I like this guy.

TheGreatPretender · 07-09-2006, 11:22 PM

Name: Armin
Ich liebe frau. Ich liebe bier. Ich liebe brezeln. Ich liebe, liede beim trinken des bieres zu singen den frauen und essen der brezeln. Sie mögen mich?

I love it when they talk filthy

dawsongirl · 07-10-2006, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Rock Princess

You know you'd tap that ass

He only bathes once a week!

PrettyinPink55 · 07-10-2006, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Maguire's Lady

I like this guy.

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cmcb06 · 07-10-2006, 01:44 AM

"I love him sooo much, he doesn't mind that I'm as ugly as hell, Hmm he's so sweet and so handsome my momma who ios 345 lbs, and hands like an ox, and was voted perdiest girl of the upsdowns county fair things he's purty purty"

Courtnee · 07-10-2006, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by dawsongirl

He only bathes once a week!

ahaaaa

back of bitches

Hollow · 07-10-2006, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by cmcb06

"I love him sooo much, he doesn't mind that I'm as ugly as hell, Hmm he's so sweet and so handsome my momma who ios 345 lbs, and hands like an ox, and was voted perdiest girl of the upsdowns county fair things he's purty purty"

Penny Lane · 07-10-2006, 09:43 AM

Girls make your choice!

That last guy looks like Charles Manson

spunkygirl · 07-10-2006, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmcb06

"I love him sooo much, he doesn't mind that I'm as ugly as hell, Hmm he's so sweet and so handsome my momma who ios 345 lbs, and hands like an ox, and was voted perdiest girl of the upsdowns county fair things he's purty purty"

07-09-2006, 10:01 PM	#1
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07-09-2006, 10:57 PM	#4
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07-09-2006, 11:12 PM	#7
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07-09-2006, 11:22 PM	#8
TheGreatPretender just because Forum Veteran Join Date: May 22, 2004 Location: Trying to think of a creative, witty location. Posts: 7,628	Name: Armin Ich liebe frau. Ich liebe bier. Ich liebe brezeln. Ich liebe, liede beim trinken des bieres zu singen den frauen und essen der brezeln. Sie mögen mich? I love it when they talk filthy
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07-10-2006, 01:44 AM	#11
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07-09-2006, 10:39 PM	#2
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07-09-2006, 11:00 PM	#5
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07-10-2006, 09:43 AM	#14
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