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lilhave · 07-08-2006, 06:17 AM

Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear on Your First Day of School

10. I'm guessing you didn't spend the summer at fat camp

9. The new wood shop teacher has even fewer fingers than the last guy

8. Hi. I'm the most beautiful girl in the school and I won't be going out with you again this year

7. Let's begin Phys. Ed. by covering the basic rules of grab ass"

6. Tell us what it's like to be the only virgin in Sex Ed. class

5. The creepy janitor's got a cardboard cutout of you in the boiler room

4. Did you see the principal on '60 Minutes' last week?

3. Let's pretend the falling flakes of asbestos are snow

2. My name is Mrs. Rosenblum -- you may remember me from last year as Mr. Rosenblum

1. I'm your homeroom teacher, Mr. Hitler

Harvey

Superstar · 07-08-2006, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by evilNpunk

That is my favorite.

mine too

snl 70s show fan · 07-08-2006, 03:14 PM

mine too

KristinHerreraFan · 07-08-2006, 05:06 PM

ROTFLMFAO!

Michael [hXc] · 07-08-2006, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lilhave

6. Tell us what it's like to be the only virgin in Sex Ed. class

that's my favorite

Hollow · 07-09-2006, 03:38 AM

lol. aww i only have one more 'first day of school' left.

07-08-2006, 06:17 AM	#1
lilhave Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 03, 2004 Location: N.Y.C. Posts: 2,294	What you don't want to hear on the first day of school Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear on Your First Day of School 10. I'm guessing you didn't spend the summer at fat camp 9. The new wood shop teacher has even fewer fingers than the last guy 8. Hi. I'm the most beautiful girl in the school and I won't be going out with you again this year 7. Let's begin Phys. Ed. by covering the basic rules of grab ass" 6. Tell us what it's like to be the only virgin in Sex Ed. class 5. The creepy janitor's got a cardboard cutout of you in the boiler room 4. Did you see the principal on '60 Minutes' last week? 3. Let's pretend the falling flakes of asbestos are snow 2. My name is Mrs. Rosenblum -- you may remember me from last year as Mr. Rosenblum 1. I'm your homeroom teacher, Mr. Hitler Harvey

07-08-2006, 05:06 PM	#4
KristinHerreraFan Dana is Buena Senior Member Join Date: Jan 16, 2005 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 2,791	ROTFLMFAO!
	__________________ Signed, >>>>Kristin Herrera Fan

07-08-2006, 03:14 PM	#3
snl 70s show fan Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 14, 2005 Location: in the forman basment Posts: 2,454	mine too

07-09-2006, 03:38 AM	#6
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	lol. aww i only have one more 'first day of school' left.