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Brad Russ · 06-30-2006, 04:04 AM

I guess this kind of stuff doesn't just happen in Arkansas.

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.

Superstar · 06-30-2006, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Little Mel

I guess this kind of stuff doesn't just happen in Arkansas.

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.

I'm sure that must be painful and all but that is extremely funny.

Penny Lane · 06-30-2006, 01:22 PM

He doesn't know how it got there!?????????????

MsOrange · 06-30-2006, 01:52 PM

for some reason the phrase

"take that idea, and shove it up your ass"

comes to mind.....

gilligan fanatic · 06-30-2006, 01:55 PM

now that is something I would notice instantly.

Maybe he is used to it being in prison and all, not a light bulb but something else

Chelsea · 06-30-2006, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Little Mel

...a prison inmate...

...with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

Where's the story? When you go to prison, you go EXPECTING strange things to wind up....up there.

Ireneparalegal · 06-30-2006, 02:01 PM

Do you think after yelling ALLAH, he sang YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE?

ABlairican Pie · 06-30-2006, 02:06 PM

I guess it gives you some idea as to WHY Muslims banned alcohol.

Ireneparalegal · 06-30-2006, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ABlairican Pie

I guess it gives you some idea as to WHY Muslims banned alcohol.

How many muslims does it take to screw in that lightbulb????

Was this the light at the end of the tunnel???

ABlairican Pie · 06-30-2006, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

How many muslims does it take to screw in that lightbulb????

Was this the light at the end of the tunnel???

Lamont · 06-30-2006, 04:51 PM

i saw this on the news and was really shocked

EmoJoe · 06-30-2006, 07:14 PM

Sterling Holobyte · 07-01-2006, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Mel

I guess this kind of stuff doesn't just happen in Arkansas.

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.

WATT??!!

spunkygirl · 07-02-2006, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

How many muslims does it take to screw in that lightbulb????

Was this the light at the end of the tunnel???

06-30-2006, 04:04 AM	#1
Brad Russ Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 17, 2002 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 10,085	Disturbing story: Operation removes lightbulb from interesting place I guess this kind of stuff doesn't just happen in Arkansas. MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus. Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object. "Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan. "We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation." Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there. "When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said. "I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners." The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.
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