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Family Ties Forever! · 06-28-2006, 11:54 PM

This was in an e-mail:

The Three Little Pigs

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.

"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.

"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"

You're going to love this....

The third piggy says -

"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"

Nighthawk76 · 06-29-2006, 10:35 AM

moeee · 06-29-2006, 10:43 AM

priceless

swedeace · 06-29-2006, 11:46 AM

Some cuteness mixed in with humor....love it!

Cactus Jack · 06-29-2006, 12:23 PM

LOL

06-28-2006, 11:54 PM	#1
Family Ties Forever! Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 16, 2002 Location: Keaton residence Posts: 10,214	Three Little Pigs Joke This was in an e-mail: The Three Little Pigs Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, but why have you only ordered beer all evening?" You're going to love this.... The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"
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swedeace Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 9,009	Some cuteness mixed in with humor....love it!