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Old 07-08-2001, 06:11 PM   #1
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Post Pick up lines...

wht are pick up lines that people have heard or used?

-i got lost when i look in ur eyes

-i lost my phone number can i have yours?

-ur daddy must own a juice factory cuz u are very fine

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Old 07-08-2001, 07:05 PM   #2
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-ur daddy must own a juice factory cuz u are very fine
lol... that's one i never heard b4! heehee.
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Old 07-08-2001, 08:50 PM   #3
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OMG, I have tons of these!!!!!! All have been used on me.

I'm no Fred Flintsone but I can sure make your bed rock.

If I were going to re-arrange the alphabet I'd put you and I together.

Is that a miror in your pocket cause I can see myself in your pants.

I know tons more I just can't think of them.

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Old 07-08-2001, 11:54 PM   #4
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i know lots

-If your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is christmas can we meat inbetween the holidays

i am not gonna right them all but you can get them at lotsofjokes.com
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Old 07-09-2001, 01:11 AM   #5
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I had a guy try and pick me up with this one:

I'll bet there's and angel missing from heaven... (or something like that, it was a long ago!)

He also used that phone number one on me and about a dozen others backstage during a play.

I wonder what that kid's doing now? He was a stud!
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Old 07-09-2001, 08:01 AM   #6
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Wow... I used to have a whole list of these back in my single days. Guys, these lines do not work, unless you are hoping to pick up a right cross to your eye. I was more civilized, I would just throw my drink in your face.

- Hey baby, you know what would look good on you? Me.

- Your daddy must be a thief because he stole the stars from the heavens and put them in your eyes.

- God must be crying tonight, because one of his finest angels has left heaven and is talking to me.

- My name is "whatever". Remember that, because you'll be screaming it later.

- Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

- I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

- You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb. (Courtesy of my friend, because if any guy had used that one on me, I'd be forced to beat them senseless, for the good of humanity, you know!)

- You must work for Campbell's Soup, because you're looking Mmm Mmm Good!

- Nice outfit. It'll look even better on my floor.

- How do you like your eggs? I want to make sure I make them right for you tomorrow morning.
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Old 07-09-2001, 10:30 AM   #7
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never mind

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Old 07-09-2001, 11:39 PM   #8
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Uhh... I have 2:

Baby, your legs must be tired cuz youve been runnin through my mind AAALL DAY!

And this is ida like the other campelss one but w/e:

Your Last name must be Campells cause you are Mmm Mmm GOOD!

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Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
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Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

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Old 07-09-2001, 11:48 PM   #9
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Here's a few more:

Do you use Windex on your underwear cause I can see myself in your pants.

Do you believe in love at first sight, cause I'll walk in again.

I like your clothes, I'd like them even more in a pile on my floor.

These are so lame, guys who are reading these, remember these lines DO NOT WORK.

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Old 07-10-2001, 04:09 PM   #10
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Here's some:
Do you know CPR because my heart just stopped.
If your a booger I'd pick you first.
You must be cupid because you stole my heart.
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Old 07-10-2001, 04:32 PM   #11
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<sighs> I used this on a guy once:

He told me he got a new phone # after he moved across town (and he knew mine) and I said, "Well, feel free to have my number be the first one you try out 'cuz I'm number one!"

I don't know where I got that one from.

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