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Sean Snow · 07-06-2001, 08:37 PM

Post some of the funniest stuff you heard!

There's a Fungus Amugus.

(Note: One time I said "I Kill Myself". This overdramatic girl said to me, "Sean, don't kill yourself!

[This message has been edited by Sean Snow (edited 07-06-2001).]

Meg07945 · 07-06-2001, 09:03 PM

lol that's funny!!!

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~Meg~
*Opportunity does not knock, and then ring the doorbell, and then knock again, and then leave a note that says, "Sorry I missed you" and then call you on the phone.*
+Life's not a garden, so stop acting like a ho+
We are not groupies. Groupies sleep with rock stars because they want to be near someone famous. We are Band-Aids. ~Almost Famous

dawsongirl · 07-06-2001, 11:21 PM

I love cop jokes, so here's one I found:

Two policemen were having a lunch break at a diner. Since they didn't do much overtime they brought their own sandwiches and ordered soda. The owner saw this and became concerned so he addressed them. "Look, fellas, I'm glad you're coming here to eat--it makes the customers feel safe and all. But I wish you wouldn't eat your own food." The two officers looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders, and traded their sandwiches.

Sean Snow · 07-07-2001, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dawsongirl:
Two policemen were having a lunch break at a diner. Since they didn't do much overtime they brought their own sandwiches and ordered soda. The owner saw this and became concerned so he addressed them. "Look, fellas, I'm glad you're coming here to eat--it makes the customers feel safe and all. But I wish you wouldn't eat your own food." The two officers looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders, and traded their sandwiches.

LOL

Meg07945 · 07-07-2001, 01:29 PM

lol took me a minute to get that one, I thought that BROUGHT said BOUGHT and I was like huh?

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~Meg~
*Opportunity does not knock, and then ring the doorbell, and then knock again, and then leave a note that says, "Sorry I missed you" and then call you on the phone.*
+Life's not a garden, so stop acting like a ho+
We are not groupies. Groupies sleep with rock stars because they want to be near someone famous. We are Band-Aids. ~Almost Famous

Krisalicious · 07-09-2001, 07:59 PM

Here's a blonde joke! [if u r a blonde, PLEASE don't be offended lol]

One day, three girls were walking in the middle of nowhere. There was a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. Then, suddenly a magic mirror appeared, with rules on what you do. The rules were that you had to say something in front of the mirror that you thought was true. If it was true, you'd get anything you wanted but if it wasn't true, you would get zapped into the mirror and be vanished forever. So....

The red head stepped up to the mirror and said "I think.......
I'm the prettiest person in the world." She got zapped into the mirror, cuz that wasn't true.

The brunette stepped up to the mirror and said "I think.....
I'm the smartest person in the world." She got zapped into the mirror, because that wasn't true either.

Then the blonde stepped up to the mirror and said "I think.....

Then she got zapped into the mirror, cuz THAT wasn't true!

Sean Snow · 07-09-2001, 08:08 PM

Heres a blonde joke:

How can you tell a blonde has been typing on your computer?

Because there's white out all over the screen!

Krisalicious · 07-10-2001, 03:22 PM

lol

07-06-2001, 08:37 PM	#1
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	Jokes Post some of the funniest stuff you heard! There's a Fungus Amugus. (Note: One time I said "I Kill Myself". This overdramatic girl said to me, "Sean, don't kill yourself! [This message has been edited by Sean Snow (edited 07-06-2001).]

07-06-2001, 09:03 PM	#2
Meg07945 Olive!!! Senior Member Join Date: Jan 16, 2001 Location: New Jersey!! The Garden State!! Posts: 1,001	lol that's funny!!! ------------------ ~Meg~ Opportunity does not knock, and then ring the doorbell, and then knock again, and then leave a note that says, "Sorry I missed you" and then call you on the phone. +Life's not a garden, so stop acting like a ho+ We are not groupies. Groupies sleep with rock stars because they want to be near someone famous. We are Band-Aids. ~Almost Famous

07-06-2001, 11:21 PM	#3
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,134	I love cop jokes, so here's one I found: Two policemen were having a lunch break at a diner. Since they didn't do much overtime they brought their own sandwiches and ordered soda. The owner saw this and became concerned so he addressed them. "Look, fellas, I'm glad you're coming here to eat--it makes the customers feel safe and all. But I wish you wouldn't eat your own food." The two officers looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders, and traded their sandwiches.

07-07-2001, 01:29 PM	#5
Meg07945 Olive!!! Senior Member Join Date: Jan 16, 2001 Location: New Jersey!! The Garden State!! Posts: 1,001	lol took me a minute to get that one, I thought that BROUGHT said BOUGHT and I was like huh? ------------------ ~Meg~ Opportunity does not knock, and then ring the doorbell, and then knock again, and then leave a note that says, "Sorry I missed you" and then call you on the phone. +Life's not a garden, so stop acting like a ho+ We are not groupies. Groupies sleep with rock stars because they want to be near someone famous. We are Band-Aids. ~Almost Famous

07-09-2001, 07:59 PM	#6
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	Here's a blonde joke! [if u r a blonde, PLEASE don't be offended lol] One day, three girls were walking in the middle of nowhere. There was a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. Then, suddenly a magic mirror appeared, with rules on what you do. The rules were that you had to say something in front of the mirror that you thought was true. If it was true, you'd get anything you wanted but if it wasn't true, you would get zapped into the mirror and be vanished forever. So.... The red head stepped up to the mirror and said "I think....... I'm the prettiest person in the world." She got zapped into the mirror, cuz that wasn't true. The brunette stepped up to the mirror and said "I think..... I'm the smartest person in the world." She got zapped into the mirror, because that wasn't true either. Then the blonde stepped up to the mirror and said "I think..... Then she got zapped into the mirror, cuz THAT wasn't true!

07-09-2001, 08:08 PM	#7
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	Heres a blonde joke: How can you tell a blonde has been typing on your computer? Because there's white out all over the screen!

07-10-2001, 03:22 PM	#8
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	lol