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lilhave · 06-24-2006, 02:45 PM

I am proud to announce as I'm on the cordinating committe, the sitcom trading boards first, and I hope many more annual summer picnic. This being the first year we wanted to start with a big splash so it will held the weekend of Aug 16, 2006 at Lamont's pig farm in lower North Carolina, or is it upper North Carolina. Real simple to get to. Just go thru the pasture making sure not to disturb the bull as he gets testy at times. Wear high boots as the cows don't care where they go and plenty of bug spray.

There will be plenty of grub so come hungry. I would advise you bring your own napkins as Lamont doesn't own any. If you prefer you can wipe using the table cloth which in the winter mos. doubles as a saddle for the horses.

Lamont's speciality is fried chicken in no. 2 machine oil. States it gives the chicken a strong taste.

Plenty of afternoon games highlighted by the pin the tail on Solomon using real spears.

Evening activities will include square dancing which will be conducted by Loren if he gets some free time after selling the "locals" some of his wares.

The evening will end with a "ladies choice" dance and I'm hoping Savage picks me otherwise couples will be paired off. From what I understand Red Whine has her eyes on a unnamed moderator from another board.

Please post your interest in attending.

Admission cost is 3 blank disks

Harvey

Lamont · 06-24-2006, 03:23 PM

1. NO WEED WACKING ALLOWED during the festivities

2. IF you have been drinking, stay away from the sheep!

3. Please do not disturb the dogs on the porch

4. Please feel free to chase away the loose chickens

RedWhine56 · 06-24-2006, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by lilhave

From what I understand Red Whine has her eyes on a unnamed moderator from another board.

Yeah, but he's already taken. And I've had my fill of two stepping with the three stooges this week.

Bobby F. · 06-24-2006, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Lamont

2. IF you have been drinking, stay away from the sheep!

Damn it! And I was planning on crashing the party but not now if the sheep are off limits!

lilhave · 06-24-2006, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobby F.

Damn it! And I was planning on crashing the party but not now if the sheep are off limits!

The man has a point. After drinking a quart of North Carolina shine, some of those sheep look "purty" good.

Harvey who is thinking about not bringing a date.

Bobby F. · 06-24-2006, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by lilhave

The man has a point. After drinking a quart of North Carolina shine, some of those sheep look "purty" good.

Harvey who is thinking about not bringing a date.

Good ol' North Caralina!! Where men are men and the sheep are scared!!

Lamont · 06-24-2006, 04:30 PM

this is why i have to actually tell some people that Sheep are off limits!!!

lilhave · 06-24-2006, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Lamont

this is why i have to actually tell some people that Sheep are off limits!!!

It should be a great time. After good food, plenty of drink, we can kick off our shows and enjoy Lamont's big screen "telly", because from what I undersatand Solomon promised to bring some of his rare commercials for us to enjoy. He has the only print of GM pushing the Buick for 1983. Can't wait to see it.

Harvey

Lamont · 06-24-2006, 05:15 PM

maybe we can have a lot of wild times

Harvey and Br---, ummm, a certain moderator battling in a STEEL CAGE match after we all eat

Lamont can have a class on Weed Wacker Safety Tips

Loren can ride his bike and sling mud and cow manure all over those he doesnt like

we can lift the Ban and let former members come too, Collinwood can bring NOTHING to the picnic, BUT THEN CLAIM she sent out potato chips and sodas last week and they must have gotten lost in the mail

we can even have a square dance--- OR if a "Certain Banned Member" shows up, we can rename it a HO-Down

RedWhine56 · 06-24-2006, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lilhave

It should be a great time. After good food, plenty of drink, we can kick off our shows and enjoy Lamont's big screen "telly", because from what I undersatand Solomon promised to bring some of his rare commercials for us to enjoy. He has the only print of GM pushing the Buick for 1983. Can't wait to see it.

Harvey

Awwww, Harvey, you've gone & done it now. Picking on poor Solomon. I'm leaving. (sniff)

Lamont · 06-24-2006, 05:25 PM

please come redwhine, we need you

PLUS some of these guys, that is the ONLY INTERACTION with women they might ever have

besides, it will be fun, tvresearcher can tell everyone else at the trading post picnic how we do everything the wrong way!

we cook the hot dogs wrong, we make the ice tea wrong,....
it will be loads of fun!

lilhave · 06-24-2006, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamont

maybe we can have a lot of wild times

Harvey and Br---, ummm, a certain moderator battling in a STEEL CAGE match after we all eat

Lamont can have a class on Weed Wacker Safety Tips

Loren can ride his bike and sling mud and cow manure all over those he doesnt like

we can lift the Ban and let former members come too, Collinwood can bring NOTHING to the picnic, BUT THEN CLAIM she sent out potato chips and sodas last week and they must have gotten lost in the mail

we can even have a square dance--- OR if a "Certain Banned Member" shows up, we can rename it a HO-Down

Boy, your funny, your a real JOKER.

Harvey

RedWhine56 · 06-24-2006, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamont

please come redwhine, we need you

PLUS some of these guys, that is the ONLY INTERACTION with women they might ever have

Oh, dear. In that case, I do think we need to make a call to a particular windy city, since I'm not a trained professional.

I have to admit, that Buick commercial does sound pretty tempting...

Lamont · 06-24-2006, 05:55 PM

i dont know if that "Certain person" gives group rates or not, but i suppose we could check

after its all said and done, we can all watch BJ AND THE BEAR all night long, just for Joey!!!

Dragonbear · 06-24-2006, 05:55 PM

this is why i have to actually tell some people that Sheep are off limits!!!

My question is simply the sheelp are offlimits because you're protecting the
sheep or claiming the sheep for your own?

06-24-2006, 02:45 PM	#1
lilhave Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 03, 2004 Location: N.Y.C. Posts: 2,294	SPECIAL SPECIAL NOTICE I am proud to announce as I'm on the cordinating committe, the sitcom trading boards first, and I hope many more annual summer picnic. This being the first year we wanted to start with a big splash so it will held the weekend of Aug 16, 2006 at Lamont's pig farm in lower North Carolina, or is it upper North Carolina. Real simple to get to. Just go thru the pasture making sure not to disturb the bull as he gets testy at times. Wear high boots as the cows don't care where they go and plenty of bug spray. There will be plenty of grub so come hungry. I would advise you bring your own napkins as Lamont doesn't own any. If you prefer you can wipe using the table cloth which in the winter mos. doubles as a saddle for the horses. Lamont's speciality is fried chicken in no. 2 machine oil. States it gives the chicken a strong taste. Plenty of afternoon games highlighted by the pin the tail on Solomon using real spears. Evening activities will include square dancing which will be conducted by Loren if he gets some free time after selling the "locals" some of his wares. The evening will end with a "ladies choice" dance and I'm hoping Savage picks me otherwise couples will be paired off. From what I understand Red Whine has her eyes on a unnamed moderator from another board. Please post your interest in attending. Admission cost is 3 blank disks Harvey

06-24-2006, 03:23 PM	#2
Lamont Lamont says Smile! Forum Veteran Join Date: May 28, 2005 Location: Deep in the Heart of Nowhere Posts: 5,217	a few notes 1. NO WEED WACKING ALLOWED during the festivities 2. IF you have been drinking, stay away from the sheep! 3. Please do not disturb the dogs on the porch 4. Please feel free to chase away the loose chickens
	__________________ I have not been trading for some time now, so please do not ask---- sorry, i cannot help you! Last edited by Lamont; 06-24-2006 at 05:26 PM.

06-24-2006, 04:30 PM	#7
Lamont Lamont says Smile! Forum Veteran Join Date: May 28, 2005 Location: Deep in the Heart of Nowhere Posts: 5,217	???? this is why i have to actually tell some people that Sheep are off limits!!!

06-24-2006, 05:15 PM	#9
Lamont Lamont says Smile! Forum Veteran Join Date: May 28, 2005 Location: Deep in the Heart of Nowhere Posts: 5,217	maybe we can have..... maybe we can have a lot of wild times Harvey and Br---, ummm, a certain moderator battling in a STEEL CAGE match after we all eat Lamont can have a class on Weed Wacker Safety Tips Loren can ride his bike and sling mud and cow manure all over those he doesnt like we can lift the Ban and let former members come too, Collinwood can bring NOTHING to the picnic, BUT THEN CLAIM she sent out potato chips and sodas last week and they must have gotten lost in the mail we can even have a square dance--- OR if a "Certain Banned Member" shows up, we can rename it a HO-Down

06-24-2006, 05:25 PM	#11
Lamont Lamont says Smile! Forum Veteran Join Date: May 28, 2005 Location: Deep in the Heart of Nowhere Posts: 5,217	NO NO NO !! please come redwhine, we need you PLUS some of these guys, that is the ONLY INTERACTION with women they might ever have besides, it will be fun, tvresearcher can tell everyone else at the trading post picnic how we do everything the wrong way! we cook the hot dogs wrong, we make the ice tea wrong,.... it will be loads of fun!

06-24-2006, 05:55 PM	#14
Lamont Lamont says Smile! Forum Veteran Join Date: May 28, 2005 Location: Deep in the Heart of Nowhere Posts: 5,217	welll...... i dont know if that "Certain person" gives group rates or not, but i suppose we could check after its all said and done, we can all watch BJ AND THE BEAR all night long, just for Joey!!!

06-24-2006, 05:55 PM	#15
Dragonbear balibt eisl kuschn Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 24, 2005 Posts: 224	this is why i have to actually tell some people that Sheep are off limits!!! My question is simply the sheelp are offlimits because you're protecting the sheep or claiming the sheep for your own?
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