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dawsongirl · 07-06-2001, 01:35 AM

The title says it all!

sue z q · 07-06-2001, 11:33 AM

What made the tomato blush?

He saw the salad dressing.

Oooooo, it's soooooo bad...

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Jo: Partners? You mean 50-50? Uh, 50-50-50-50-50?
Blair: Good, Jo, we'll let you do the books!

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

*^*^*~~~God Bless~~~*^*^*

07-06-2001, 12:53 PM

What kinda of coat does a house wear?
A coat of paint.
(So you know,I didn't make this up!)

JMPolniaczek15 · 07-06-2001, 03:54 PM

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A romin' Catholic!

But wait, there's more!

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Mushrooms aren't allowed in here!"
The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!"

Get it? Fun guy, fungi? Yeah, it's bad.

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"You're old, you're ugly, you live with it!" - Jo
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"Why would you want to be popular? You have to smile and talk to peple and all that stuff!" - Jo
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"...you may have read the new best-selling book, 'If I Have All the Cheese I Want, Why Am I Still Unhappy?'" - Rose Nylund
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"Get back here, you deceitful little Sicilian gecko!" - Dorothy Zbornak
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"I've got PMS and I've got a gun - any questions?" - Jinny Extead

Cokies · 07-06-2001, 04:54 PM

What was the potatoe's favorite tv show?
M*A*S*H*! Ha! Ha! Isn't it hilarious?

Krisalicious · 07-06-2001, 05:19 PM

Oh what a moron I was. It's quoted in the next post but oh well.

Swimfan85 · 07-06-2001, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sitcomsgrl89:
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD???? To run away from you!!!!!!

LOL thats what u say to your enemy!!!

Its HILARIOUS rite.......

o i always thought it was to get to the other
sside...

Meg07945 · 07-06-2001, 09:05 PM

umm..why did the traffic light turn red? cause he saw the other one changing.

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~Meg~
*Opportunity does not knock, and then ring the doorbell, and then knock again, and then leave a note that says, "Sorry I missed you" and then call you on the phone.*
+Life's not a garden, so stop acting like a ho+
We are not groupies. Groupies sleep with rock stars because they want to be near someone famous. We are Band-Aids. ~Almost Famous

KerriBerri687 · 07-06-2001, 11:48 PM

okay..now this is LAME. my buddy told it to me...u ready?

what do u call a deer with only one eye?

I have no idea!! (get it..no eye deer...ha...ha)

well there ya go...

[This message has been edited by Blair n' Jo Rock (edited 07-06-2001).]

07-07-2001, 01:51 PM

I do believe these can go to the Loke Graveyard.....

yeesh, some of these ar terrible.

Sean Snow · 07-07-2001, 03:02 PM

There's a Fungus Amongus! (I don't really know if it's bad)

LaverneShirley · 07-07-2001, 06:30 PM

What kind of cheese is not your cheese?

Nacho cheese.

Like, notcho cheese, not your cheese..

It's really bad.

Oh here's another one!

Wana hear a corny joke? Popcorn!

Plata · 04-06-2002, 03:37 PM

Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.

Hollow · 04-06-2002, 03:42 PM

I heard this 1 from a nerd.....

Whats as tall as u w/no face? ur shadow

FOLrocks1 · 04-06-2002, 11:49 PM

LOL These ARE really bad!

07-06-2001, 01:35 AM	#1
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,134	Post your worst joke! The title says it all!

07-06-2001, 12:53 PM	#3
Ms.Polniaczek2 Guest Posts: n/a	What kinda of coat does a house wear? A coat of paint. (So you know,I didn't make this up!)
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07-06-2001, 05:19 PM	#6
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	Oh what a moron I was. It's quoted in the next post but oh well.
	Last edited by Krisalicious; 03-18-2003 at 12:23 AM.

07-07-2001, 01:51 PM	#10
Devastation26 Guest Posts: n/a	I do believe these can go to the Loke Graveyard..... yeesh, some of these ar terrible.
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04-06-2002, 11:49 PM	#15
FOLrocks1 My favorite ladies! Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 09, 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 4,103	LOL These ARE really bad!
	__________________ THE GOLDEN GIRLS! Sophia: (to Blanche) Fasten your seatbelt, slut puppie. This ain't gunna be no cakewalk. Blanche: I don't really mind Clayton being homosexual, I just don't like him dating men. Dorothy: You really haven't grasped the concept of this gay thing yet, have you? Blanche: There must be homosexuals who date women. Sophia: Yeah, they're called lesbians. JACOB

07-06-2001, 11:33 AM	#2
sue z q funger agger LOL Senior Member Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: CA Posts: 1,687	What made the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing. Oooooo, it's soooooo bad... ------------------ Jo: Partners? You mean 50-50? Uh, 50-50-50-50-50? Blair: Good, Jo, we'll let you do the books! If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people? Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. ^^~~~God Bless~~~^^

07-06-2001, 03:54 PM	#4
JMPolniaczek15 Member Forum Regular Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: Amongst the cornfields in Indiana... Posts: 706	What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A romin' Catholic! But wait, there's more! A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Mushrooms aren't allowed in here!" The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!" Get it? Fun guy, fungi? Yeah, it's bad. ------------------ "You're old, you're ugly, you live with it!" - Jo *********************** "Why would you want to be popular? You have to smile and talk to peple and all that stuff!" - Jo ********************* "...you may have read the new best-selling book, 'If I Have All the Cheese I Want, Why Am I Still Unhappy?'" - Rose Nylund ********************* "Get back here, you deceitful little Sicilian gecko!" - Dorothy Zbornak *********************** "I've got PMS and I've got a gun - any questions?" - Jinny Extead

07-06-2001, 04:54 PM	#5
Cokies Head Goonie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 28, 2000 Location: Benicia, CA USA Posts: 1,719	What was the potatoe's favorite tv show? MASH! Ha! Ha! Isn't it hilarious?

07-06-2001, 09:05 PM	#8
Meg07945 Olive!!! Senior Member Join Date: Jan 16, 2001 Location: New Jersey!! The Garden State!! Posts: 1,001	umm..why did the traffic light turn red? cause he saw the other one changing. ------------------ ~Meg~ Opportunity does not knock, and then ring the doorbell, and then knock again, and then leave a note that says, "Sorry I missed you" and then call you on the phone. +Life's not a garden, so stop acting like a ho+ We are not groupies. Groupies sleep with rock stars because they want to be near someone famous. We are Band-Aids. ~Almost Famous

07-06-2001, 11:48 PM	#9
KerriBerri687 defying gravity Senior Member Join Date: Jan 13, 2001 Location: you'll find me in Emerald City...I'm the green one with the flying monkeys Posts: 2,869	okay..now this is LAME. my buddy told it to me...u ready? what do u call a deer with only one eye? I have no idea!! (get it..no eye deer...ha...ha) well there ya go... [This message has been edited by Blair n' Jo Rock (edited 07-06-2001).]

07-07-2001, 03:02 PM	#11
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	There's a Fungus Amongus! (I don't really know if it's bad)

07-07-2001, 06:30 PM	#12
LaverneShirley Mission Doll Senior Member Join Date: Jul 26, 2000 Location: Liberty Twp, OH Posts: 1,552	What kind of cheese is not your cheese? Nacho cheese. Like, notcho cheese, not your cheese.. It's really bad. Oh here's another one! Wana hear a corny joke? Popcorn!

04-06-2002, 03:37 PM	#13
Plata Member Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: Regina,Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 1,201	Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

04-06-2002, 03:42 PM	#14
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	I heard this 1 from a nerd..... Whats as tall as u w/no face? ur shadow