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06-23-2006, 03:48 PM
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An example of what you're missing on TV LAND....
From the opening moments of "My Husband Is the Best One", by Marty Ragaway:
{Scene opens in the writers' office. Rob, Buddy and Sally are mulling over how to proceed with their latest "Alan Brady" script...} SALLY: Hey, fellas! What this sketch needs is a funny entrance for Alan. BUDDY: Funny entrance? SALLY: Yeah... BUDDY: How 'bout a door with a sign on it that says, "HA-HA"? {Sally and Rob shake their heads, and try to think harder...} SALLY: Hey, how about- how about, Alan comes into the saloon with his guns blazing? ROB: What's funny about that? SALLY: They're still in the holster! {Again, a shaking of heads as each of them tries to think HARDER...} SALLY: No, no.. BUDDY: I GOT IT! I got the joke!! Are you ready? Alan comes in carrying a 'Colt 45'! SALLY: A gun? BUDDY: No, a middle-aged horse! {All three shake their heads as Mel enters...} I'm sure you can guess where TV LAND cut this scene. 
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