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Aaron321 · 06-22-2006, 01:31 PM

I get just about every joke on Seinfeld and i'm sure some people are gonna think duh dude,but this one i never could figure out and every time the episode comes on i'm clueless.What does Delores rhyme with in terms of the female anatomy?

Brian Damage · 06-23-2006, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Aaron321

I get just about every joke on Seinfeld and i'm sure some people are gonna think duh dude,but this one i never could figure out and every time the episode comes on i'm clueless.What does Delores rhyme with in terms of the female anatomy?

Clitoris

Ireneparalegal · 06-23-2006, 01:03 PM

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Clitoris

LOL...i was worried i couldn't put the word here, so I pm'd him the answer...

TJL · 06-23-2006, 01:16 PM

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

dlemond · 06-23-2006, 01:18 PM

I just wondering if there is a girl named Mulva walking around today.

And how she feels about this episode.

Ireneparalegal · 06-23-2006, 01:35 PM

I wonder if every man named "Dick" wishes he was named something else?

dlemond · 06-23-2006, 01:42 PM

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I wonder if every man named "Dick" wishes he was named something else?

And what about Dick Willy Johnson?

Whoever he might be.

Ireneparalegal · 06-23-2006, 01:48 PM

Welcome Visitor MUSIC | LOG IN/REGISTER | COLLABS | GUEST BOOK ...
Dick Titterington · Dick Van Dick ... (with special guest: Genie) ...
http://www.96decibels.com/music.asp

Hmmmm, i don't know which name I would hate more Dick Titterington or Dick Van Dick?

I wonder how DICK Van DYKE made it thru all these years with these two names...

snl 70s show fan · 06-28-2006, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by dlemond

I just wondering if there is a girl named Mulva walking around today.

And how she feels about this episode.

i dont know but i did see an ad for something that susan walters the woman who played the part in the ep was doing and the ad said something along the lines of appering this weekend susan walters mulva from seinfeld what a strange way to bill an actress

kramer · 06-28-2006, 09:11 PM

Ireneparalegal wrote:

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I wonder if every man named "Dick" wishes he was named something else?

Like the race car driver Dick Trickle. What the hell were his parents thinking!!!

gilligan fanatic · 06-28-2006, 09:13 PM

Isn't Dick short for Richard?

Ireneparalegal · 06-28-2006, 09:48 PM

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Isn't Dick short for Richard?

Yep. If one names their child Richard, more than likely he will be called Dick, for one reason...OR ANOTHER...

kramer · 07-04-2006, 10:43 PM

I have never understood how that got started. How is Dick short for Richard, Bill short for William, or Bob short for Robert?

gilligan fanatic · 07-05-2006, 09:52 AM

I don't get it either, Jack is short for John even though they are the same amount of letters

06-22-2006, 01:31 PM	#1
Aaron321 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: May 25, 2006 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 29	After all these years i still don't get this one I get just about every joke on Seinfeld and i'm sure some people are gonna think duh dude,but this one i never could figure out and every time the episode comes on i'm clueless.What does Delores rhyme with in terms of the female anatomy?

06-23-2006, 01:16 PM	#4
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06-28-2006, 09:13 PM	#11
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06-23-2006, 01:18 PM	#5
dlemond Hey, I know you. Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 03, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,751	I just wondering if there is a girl named Mulva walking around today. And how she feels about this episode.

06-23-2006, 01:35 PM	#6
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	I wonder if every man named "Dick" wishes he was named something else?

06-23-2006, 01:48 PM	#8
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Welcome Visitor MUSIC \| LOG IN/REGISTER \| COLLABS \| GUEST BOOK ... Dick Titterington · Dick Van Dick ... (with special guest: Genie) ... http://www.96decibels.com/music.asp Hmmmm, i don't know which name I would hate more Dick Titterington or Dick Van Dick? I wonder how DICK Van DYKE made it thru all these years with these two names...

07-04-2006, 10:43 PM	#13
kramer Re-gifter Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 15, 2003 Posts: 255	I have never understood how that got started. How is Dick short for Richard, Bill short for William, or Bob short for Robert?

07-05-2006, 09:52 AM	#14
gilligan fanatic Born to Be Bad Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: down by the Lagoon Posts: 9,954	I don't get it either, Jack is short for John even though they are the same amount of letters