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Family Ties Forever! · 06-18-2006, 05:40 PM

In an e-mail:

20 Clues A Woman Should Call It A Night....

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.

2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's butt and honestly believe I could do it too.

4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Fay Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. submarine on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.

6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work

8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.

9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing

11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.

14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor

15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."

16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.

17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.

19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.

20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.

TJL · 06-18-2006, 07:42 PM

I see #2 every weekend.

dawsongirl · 06-18-2006, 10:41 PM

rofl at #9. How embarrassing.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 06-18-2006, 11:35 PM

21. I'm set up on a blind date with SOLOMON

EmoJoe · 06-19-2006, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*

21. I'm set up on a blind date with SOLOMON

Cactus Jack · 06-19-2006, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*

21. I'm set up on a blind date with SOLOMON

*InThisMoment* · 06-19-2006, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*

21. I'm set up on a blind date with SOLOMON

LOL Owned.

06-18-2006, 05:40 PM	#1
Family Ties Forever! Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 16, 2002 Location: Keaton residence Posts: 10,214	20 Clues A Woman Should Call It A Night In an e-mail: 20 Clues A Woman Should Call It A Night.... 1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is. 2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's butt and honestly believe I could do it too. 4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Fay Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago. 5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. submarine on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it. 6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much. 7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work 8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me. 9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher. 10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing 11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy. 12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it. 13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin. 14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor 15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..." 16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it. 17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves. 18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap. 19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink. 20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.
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06-18-2006, 11:35 PM	#4
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06-18-2006, 07:42 PM	#2
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06-18-2006, 10:41 PM	#3
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	rofl at #9. How embarrassing.