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06-14-2006, 11:20 AM
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06-14-2006, 11:46 AM
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06-15-2006, 03:44 PM
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Those are good.
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06-15-2006, 05:01 PM
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Favorites haha: 5.) FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat been out awhile. Better be a reward. 6.) COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED...Also 1 gay bull for sale. 7.) NORDIC TRACK: $300 hardly used, call Chubby. 10.) WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie. 11.) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica - 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,got married last month. Wife knows everything. |
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06-15-2006, 06:55 PM
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Those are pretty funny... and clever!!!
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06-15-2006, 07:06 PM
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