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Family Ties Forever! · 06-13-2006, 03:20 PM

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MsOrange · 06-13-2006, 03:35 PM

80s_Fan · 06-13-2006, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Jen_

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband. "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My goodness!" says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

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That's a good and funny one; keep them coming

Tuesday Weld · 06-13-2006, 04:20 PM

Kazza · 06-13-2006, 04:23 PM

Hehehe!
Too bad I don't drink; I'd be eternally drunk.

swedeace · 06-13-2006, 04:25 PM

Hahahaha... That really is hilarious!!

dawsongirl · 06-13-2006, 04:26 PM

Jonathan · 06-13-2006, 06:28 PM

spunkygirl · 06-13-2006, 07:30 PM

TheGreatPretender · 06-13-2006, 07:40 PM

hahaha that's great.

Mr. Television · 06-13-2006, 07:48 PM

Courtnee · 06-13-2006, 08:11 PM

EmoJoe · 06-13-2006, 10:24 PM

lol

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