Fred And Ethel's Four Minute Spin-off Episode (Anyone Seen It?) - 1956

[Elvis Fonzie Dean]

*Hamid Tells Sean That Final Xscape Has Kicked Him Out Of The Band*

*Sean Looks mad*

*Twelve Years Later*

Abe:Sure is good to be rich.

Hamid:Yeah.

Dean:With our success with out new gold "Best Of" album, nothing is gonna stop us.

Chris:We've got the life.

*Sean Sees New Album In Record Store And Sees That "Sean's Solo Dizzle" Is On It*

Sean:WHAT?

*Sean Is FURIOUS That They Put That On The Album And Didn't Even Get A Royalties*

*Sean Goes To Final Escape's Label, Eclipse Records*

Sean:WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS.FIRST, THEY KICK ME OUT.SECOND, THEY USE MY SOLO DIZZLE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, I DON'T EVEN GET ROYALTIES!

Owner Of Elcipse Records:I realize why you're upset, Mr.Sean, but we can't do anything about it.You didn't put a patent on it which made it liable for them to use it in any which way they want.

*Sean Lifts The Owner Up*

Sean:Listen, you better get me the complete royalties on every sale or else i'll sue you and the band for everything you have.

Owner:First, of all *chokes* put me down.Hurting me will get a lawsuit filed on you.Listen, i'd like to help, but by law you can't get anything out of this.

*Sean Drops The Owner To The Floor*

Owner:Ouch.

Sean:This won't be the last you heard from me.

*Back At Final Exscape's Mansion While Band Is Watching Minority Report*

Abe:Hey, Dean, can you get me some of those Cheese Doodle's in the kitchen:

Dean:Oh, ****, didn't know we had any left.Ok.

Hamid:My feet hurt:

Abeon't care.

Chris:I'll be right back, guys, I have to go to the bathroom.

*While Chris Is Releasing His Urine He Hears A Noise In The Bushes*

Chrisamn skunks.

*Chris Continues To Urinate And Hears The Noise A Second Time*

Chris:How's a man supposed to urinate in peace under these conditions.

*Chris Hears The Noise Again And Gets Fed Up And Zippers His Pants*

*Chris Is About To Yell But Sees Sean's Head Peaking In The Window*

*Chris Has A Look Of FEAR And Sean Comes In Through Window And Gives Chris A Bathroom Beatdown For Being The Drummer After Him*

Hamid:Keep it down in there!

*Sean Continues To Pummels Chris*

Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOO…..

*Sean Puts Trash Can On Chris And Leaves A Note On The Top Of It Then Kicks Chris Out Of The Bathroom*

Abe: Damnit, Chris, what took you so long?And what was all that noise ab…*Abe Looks At Chris While He’s Wobbling With Trash Can On Him* WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO YOU?

*Dean Takes Note Off The Trash Can And Reads It*

Dean: If you want to keep your lives you better give me royalties. – Sean

Hamid: …….Oh boy.

Abe: What are we gonna do?

Chris: How Bout Taking This Trash Can Off Of Me

Dean: I dunno, he seems pretty serious.

Chris: Ya think?

*Chris Still Has Trash Can On Head*

Abe: NO, WE WILL NOT LOSE ANY MONEY.

*A

*Final Exscape And Sean Are At Shown At Supreme Court Three Days Later*

Hamid: I can’t believe this…

Chris: If you guys would have took the trash can off my HEAD I could have solved the problem.

Dean: Sure.

Abe: SHUT UP.WE’RE NOT LOSING TO THIS WASHED UP DRUMMER.

Owner Of Eclipse Records: We better.

Sean: I’m gonna be living in your mansion by the time this over!


Judge Harriet Winslow: QUIET!

*Everybody Is Scared In Silence*

Judge:Now, Sean.You say your Solo Dizzle was used without your permission?

Sean: AND WITHOUT GIVING ME ROYALTIES!

Judge: DON’T RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME!

Sean: Sorry, sir….

Judge :FX, Judge, why did you not just give him royalties, it’s OBVIOUS it’s his.You didn’t even put Chris’ Solo Dizzle….

*Chris Whispers To Band And Owner*

Chris:Told ya…

Abe:Shut up.

Chris:No, you shut up.

Judge:SILENCE!

*Everybody Is Scared And In Silence*

Judge: Mr. Eclipse, please take the stand.

*Owner Of Elcipse Records Stands Up*

Owner:You say that we should have at least change the name…Well why would we?My son, Sean, is the one playing on that record.

Sean:What the, NO I DIDN’T!

Judge: Order!*Slams Hammer* What proof do you have, Mr.Eclipse?

Owner:Here’s my proof…Sean!Come here and show him your stuff!

*Owner’s Two Year Old Son Sean Pretends To Drum While Record Of Sean’s Solo Dizzle Plays The Owner’s Son’s Sneaker*

Judge:Well it is exactly the same.

Sean:They obviously planted my recording in there some here!

*Judge Checks Drum Set*

Judge:Nope.

Sean: *Angry*

Judge: Well, Sean…Can you prove anything now?

Sean: ….No, I guess not.*Sean Looks FURIOUS*

Judge: Then I declare owner of the song

*Abe Smiles*

Judge:Mr.Eclipse and Final Esc…

*Little Girl Comes In Room Running*

Girl:WAIT!

Judge:Excuse me, who are you?

Girl:I am Sean’s biggest fan!And I have proof that this is BIG Sean’s Solo Dizzle!

*Plasma Screen Comes Down From Ceiling Showing The Video Recording Of Sean’s Solo Dizzle In The Bushes Outside His Window*

Sean:Uhhhhhh

Final Excape:Uhhhhhh

Judge:Well, this is weird……

*Sean To Girl* You’re my biggest fan?

Girl:MARRY ME!

Judge:Final Xscape, Mr,Eclipse,…anything left to say?

*Final Xscape And Mr.Eclipse Don’t Respond And Abe Is So Angry His Head Is On Fire*

Judge: The owner and the rights to receive all royalties is Sean!Mr.Eclipse…you must pay a fine of 9, 900 dollars*

*Owner Of Eclipse Records Cries With Head On Table*

Sean:YE..

*Little Girls Chases Sean Out Of The Supreme Court Trying To Give Him A Kiss*

[Chad22]

I saw it once.

[gilligan fanatic]

ummmm