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JinKateFan · 06-08-2006, 01:22 AM

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a
little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey
kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't,"
said the little boy.

"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your
Mom before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out!
It's a piece of ass!"

JO jr · 06-08-2006, 02:32 AM

WHY IS THIS ON HERE?

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FACTS, AND BESIDES, VERY INAPPROPRIATE!

Ags2000 · 06-08-2006, 06:35 PM

This thread has nothing to do with FOL and is being moved.

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Courtnee · 06-08-2006, 06:37 PM

haha cute!

Tuesday Weld · 06-08-2006, 07:28 PM

I thought it was funny, myself.

Jonathan · 06-08-2006, 08:54 PM

I loved it.

Hollow · 06-08-2006, 09:49 PM

haha. i've heard another one like that.. only it was a honey-flavored lifesaver and his hint for the flavor is what his dad calls him mom, and the little girl yells "spit it out, it's an *******!" funny stuff.

oh and that's not inappropriate for a PG-13 board.

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup · 06-08-2006, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by safety pin

oh and that's not inappropriate for a PG-13 board.

Well as my substitute teacher once explained, if kids 13 and under are reading it and they don't normally hear this stuff, then they won't know what we're talking about, no harm done!

If they do know, then they've obviously heard the stuff before, again no harm done!

MsOrange · 06-08-2006, 10:23 PM

this reminds me of the time when my 10th grade ENGLISH teacher explained to us the difference between oys and girls by using a plug in and a light socket...

Nighthawk76 · 06-08-2006, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsOrange

this reminds me of the time when my 10th grade ENGLISH teacher explained to us the difference between oys and girls by using a plug in and a light socket...

I had a teacher who did that too.

bad_boy · 06-09-2006, 01:59 AM

Thanks, i needed the laugh.

JinKateFan · 06-10-2006, 12:56 AM

You're welcome. I know one putrid vampire joke that you'd probably enjoy. But, it's really gross and yeah, just too bad for this board. But, let me know, if you're just too curious.

desilu90 · 06-12-2006, 12:59 AM

I thought it was funny... HAHAH

crystals · 06-14-2006, 06:49 PM

I thought it was funny.

Chocoholic · 06-14-2006, 07:01 PM

I'm printing that out and sharing it with my co-workers at school!

06-08-2006, 01:22 AM	#1
JinKateFan Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 12, 2002 Posts: 42	Funny Joke One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work." Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"

06-08-2006, 06:35 PM	#3
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06-08-2006, 06:37 PM	#4
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06-08-2006, 07:28 PM	#5
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06-12-2006, 12:59 AM	#13
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06-08-2006, 02:32 AM	#2
JO jr Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 05, 2005 Posts: 1,249	WHY IS THIS ON HERE? IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FACTS, AND BESIDES, VERY INAPPROPRIATE!

06-08-2006, 08:54 PM	#6
Jonathan ***** Senior Member** Join Date: Aug 28, 2004 Posts: 2,304	I loved it.

06-08-2006, 09:49 PM	#7
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	haha. i've heard another one like that.. only it was a honey-flavored lifesaver and his hint for the flavor is what his dad calls him mom, and the little girl yells "spit it out, it's an *******!" funny stuff. oh and that's not inappropriate for a PG-13 board.

06-08-2006, 10:23 PM	#9
MsOrange Bringin' Sexy Back Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 27, 2004 Posts: 6,133	this reminds me of the time when my 10th grade ENGLISH teacher explained to us the difference between oys and girls by using a plug in and a light socket...

06-09-2006, 01:59 AM	#11
bad_boy Member Forum Star Join Date: Sep 18, 2003 Location: Merritt Island, FL Posts: 19,576	Thanks, i needed the laugh.

06-10-2006, 12:56 AM	#12
JinKateFan Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 12, 2002 Posts: 42	You're welcome. I know one putrid vampire joke that you'd probably enjoy. But, it's really gross and yeah, just too bad for this board. But, let me know, if you're just too curious.

06-14-2006, 06:49 PM	#14
crystals Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 02, 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,829	I thought it was funny.
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06-14-2006, 07:01 PM	#15
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	I'm printing that out and sharing it with my co-workers at school!