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swedeace · 06-07-2006, 11:00 AM

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

dlemond · 06-07-2006, 11:04 AM

That's just good stuff.

vienna waits · 06-07-2006, 11:08 AM

Stormtracker TF · 06-07-2006, 11:19 AM

LOL

Kristen · 06-07-2006, 11:43 AM

LOL, thanks for that. Made me laugh out loud!

Nighthawk76 · 06-07-2006, 11:52 AM

phoebe7165 · 06-07-2006, 12:27 PM

I am definitely going to have to show that to my sister. She's a pharmacy tech and she'll get a kick out of it!!

Mikado · 06-07-2006, 12:36 PM

Viagra in a drinkable form from Pepsi? Brings a whole new meaning to the word "POP", doesnt it?

James"Thunder"Early · 06-07-2006, 12:46 PM

That is so funny!

Southern Hellraiser · 06-07-2006, 02:27 PM

dawsongirl · 06-08-2006, 02:56 PM

That would make learning pharmacology easier!

Actually the generic Viagra name would be sildenafil. Which doesn't quite have the same ring to it. lol

desilu90 · 06-08-2006, 10:21 PM

LoL

Jonathan · 06-08-2006, 11:31 PM

Thanks for sharing, Mona.

Yooch · 06-08-2006, 11:43 PM

That is hilarious. Who thinks up this stuff?

Thanks for sharing.

crystals · 06-09-2006, 08:53 PM

Thanks. That made me laugh and just made my day. So funny.

06-07-2006, 11:00 AM	#1
swedeace Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 9,009	Pharmacology 101 In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

06-07-2006, 11:08 AM	#3
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06-07-2006, 11:19 AM	#4
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06-07-2006, 11:43 AM	#5
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06-07-2006, 12:27 PM	#7
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06-07-2006, 11:04 AM	#2
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06-07-2006, 11:52 AM	#6
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06-07-2006, 12:36 PM	#8
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	Viagra in a drinkable form from Pepsi? Brings a whole new meaning to the word "POP", doesnt it?

06-07-2006, 12:46 PM	#9
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06-08-2006, 02:56 PM	#11
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	That would make learning pharmacology easier! Actually the generic Viagra name would be sildenafil. Which doesn't quite have the same ring to it. lol

06-08-2006, 10:21 PM	#12
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06-08-2006, 11:31 PM	#13
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06-08-2006, 11:43 PM	#14
Yooch Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 07, 2006 Location: California Posts: 3,180	That is hilarious. Who thinks up this stuff? Thanks for sharing.
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06-09-2006, 08:53 PM	#15
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