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swedeace · 06-06-2006, 08:21 PM

A Little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers, "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

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‘You got Male!’

Mr. Television · 06-06-2006, 08:23 PM

80s_Fan · 06-06-2006, 08:46 PM

I like this one; pretty funny.........keep them coming

Stormtracker TF · 06-06-2006, 09:10 PM

That was a good one.

EmoJoe · 06-06-2006, 09:14 PM

lol

Tuesday Weld · 06-06-2006, 09:26 PM

Southern Hellraiser · 06-06-2006, 09:31 PM

Jonathan · 06-06-2006, 09:33 PM

Nighthawk76 · 06-06-2006, 10:04 PM

Cactus Jack · 06-06-2006, 10:35 PM

Yooch · 06-07-2006, 12:00 AM

That was very cute.

06-06-2006, 08:21 PM	#1
swedeace Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 9,009	"How Was I Born?" A Little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll Down > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ‘You got Male!’

06-06-2006, 08:23 PM	#2
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06-06-2006, 08:46 PM	#3
80s_Fan Healthcare_Clerk Senior Member Join Date: May 26, 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 1,697	That's A Funny One I like this one; pretty funny.........keep them coming

06-06-2006, 09:10 PM	#4
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Yooch Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 07, 2006 Location: California Posts: 3,180	That was very cute.
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