Potsie Gets On "American Idol"

[Cactus Jack]

*Thousands of contestants are by the door to see the judges one is potsie*

Ryan : Ok, Potsie, are you nervous?


Potsie : Yeah, I guess Ive sung but Ive never done this before

Ralph : Potsie is gerat, as a person, not thre good of a singer, but he's liek the male Kellie Pickler

Richie : We HAD to bring Potsie, because he wnated to audition

Fonzie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY if I could sign id auditino AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

*Potsie goes in to the jduges room*

Randy : YO DAWG!!!

Potsie : Hey Randy

Randy : So, umm youre frm Milwaukee

Potsie : Yeah

Paula : How old are you

Potsie : 25

Simon : Ok, what are yo ugoign to sing

Potsie : Im going to sing "Suspiciosu Minds"

Randy : Ok, go ahead

Potsie : *singing* Caught in a trap, I cnat walk out, because I love you too much baby, we cnat go on together, with suspicious miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinds

Randy : DUDE THAT WAS DA BOMB!!!!

Paula :I lvoed it

Simno : I liked it too, Randy Yes or no?

Randy : Yes

Paula : Yes
Simon : Yes

RandyL YOURE GOIN TO HOLYLWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!

*Potsie RUNS out the door SCREAMING with a yellow paper in his hand as he gopt through*


Potsie : This is great!


*next wek in Hiollywood*


Potsie L *singing* I kindal ike iiiiiiiiiiit, crazy little thing called love

Randy : Loved it!

*group performances*

Guy #1 : I cnat help myself, I lvoe ytou and nobody else

Guy #2: Sugar pie honey bunch

Potsie : ayou know i looove you!

Simon : Youve made it through to the next round


*The next week is top 24 week, he gets through all tthree wreeks, Richie and the gnag are there to support him, he has a growing fan base, his fans are caleld the Potsheads*

*top 12 week, Potsie sings*

Potsie : JUUUUUUUUST ENOUGH FOR TEH CIIIIIITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


Randy : THAT WAS DA BOMB! But taht wasnt a good song chocie for you

Potsie : Oh really?

*he gets through the enxt week, he bonds with Kellie Pickler*

Kellie: PAWTZIE I LUB YEW

Potsie : We are so much alike

Kellie : I KNIO WAY BOUTH DONT KNWO WUT A CALAMARI EEIS

Potsie : I know

Kellie L YEAH

*a few weeks latere, Potsie is in the bottom 2*


Ryan : and the one oging home tonight is...........................................................................................Potsie Weber

Kellei: *starst crying*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Potsie : KELLIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*his tribute video is shown, with "Bad Day" playing*


Potsie : Thanks to all the Potsheads and this show
and I love yo uall! I will wear asll your FROMENTIOEND PERFORMANCE THONGS!!! Ill have enough cans of beans to take an amazing CRAP!!!!



*Potsie sings his encore performance, but Kellie keeps trying to distract him and hug him
*






A few weeks later, att he finale



*Potsie and Kellie sing a duet*

Potsie : I got you babe


Kellei: AH GAWT YEW BAYBE

Potsie L Dont go breaking my heart

Kellie : AH CULDNT EEIF AH TRAHED

*they continue ast he crowd cheers*

[Race's Girl]

That was funny