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Brian Damage · 05-30-2006, 01:44 PM

Barbecue Season Is Coming!

After the long months of cold and winter, we will soon be coming up to
summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your
memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the
only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is
an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put
into motion:

Routine...

1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with
the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is
lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the
situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine.....

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing
her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

Brad Russ · 05-30-2006, 02:13 PM

Ha ha ha, I got that in an email awhile back, and thought it was absolutely hilarious!! And it's true too, which makes it kind of sad. That's why I always make a habit of thanking anyone who participated in some way in preparing the barbecue. Hilarious post Brian!!

MsOrange · 05-30-2006, 02:36 PM

so true

80sTrivia · 05-30-2006, 03:08 PM

I love BBQ season... I attended a barbecue on Saturday and the food was absolutely delicious!!!

Jrnygrl · 05-30-2006, 03:33 PM

Oh that is too funny!!!!

Jonathan · 05-30-2006, 04:06 PM

I love BBQ season. Everything is so fantastic.

80s_Fan · 05-30-2006, 04:24 PM

I just love food on the bbq; it's so good and really tasty

05-30-2006, 01:44 PM	#1
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	BBQ season is upon us Barbecue Season Is Coming! After the long months of cold and winter, we will soon be coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... 1) The woman buys the food. 2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Here comes the important part: 4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine.... 5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation. Important again: 7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine..... 8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table. 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: 10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. 11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....
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05-30-2006, 02:13 PM	#2
Brad Russ Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 17, 2002 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 10,085	Ha ha ha, I got that in an email awhile back, and thought it was absolutely hilarious!! And it's true too, which makes it kind of sad. That's why I always make a habit of thanking anyone who participated in some way in preparing the barbecue. Hilarious post Brian!!
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05-30-2006, 03:08 PM	#4
80sTrivia Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 23, 2002 Posts: 21,714	I love BBQ season... I attended a barbecue on Saturday and the food was absolutely delicious!!!
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05-30-2006, 04:24 PM	#7
80s_Fan Healthcare_Clerk Senior Member Join Date: May 26, 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 1,697	Love Food On The BBQ I just love food on the bbq; it's so good and really tasty

05-30-2006, 02:36 PM	#3
MsOrange Bringin' Sexy Back Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 27, 2004 Posts: 6,133	so true

05-30-2006, 03:33 PM	#5
Jrnygrl Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 03, 2003 Location: wheel in the sky Posts: 4,540	Oh that is too funny!!!!

05-30-2006, 04:06 PM	#6
Jonathan ***** Senior Member** Join Date: Aug 28, 2004 Posts: 2,304	I love BBQ season. Everything is so fantastic.