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jie3 · 05-30-2006, 02:50 AM

I know that this is Harvey's territory, but this made me laugh, and I think that he and the rest of you might have a giggle at it (and trust me, it ain't far from the truth!)

Scottish Thermometer

40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Scotland sunbathe.

30 degrees - Italian cars won't start.
People in Scotland drive with the windows down.

20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.

15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state.
People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.

0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on.
People in Scotland have a last Barbie before it gets cold.

-10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct.
People in Scotland lick flagpoles.

-20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico.
People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.

-80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercises until it gets
cold enough.

-100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.

-173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes.
People in Scotland are angry 'cos they can't thaw their whiskey kegs.

-297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt.
Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

-460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh? "

-500 degrees - Hell freezes over.
Scottish people support England in the World Cup

Lex Luthor · 05-30-2006, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by jie3

-500 degrees - Hell freezes over.
Scottish people support England in the World Cup

Absolutely Perfect !!!

05-30-2006, 02:50 AM	#1
jie3 Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 13, 2005 Location: HOME OF THE BRAVE! Posts: 1,057	Scottish Thermometer - Harvey Style I know that this is Harvey's territory, but this made me laugh, and I think that he and the rest of you might have a giggle at it (and trust me, it ain't far from the truth!) Scottish Thermometer 40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe. 30 degrees - Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windows down. 20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt. 15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state. People in Scotland go swimming in the sea. 0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on. People in Scotland have a last Barbie before it gets cold. -10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct. People in Scotland lick flagpoles. -20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico. People in Scotland throw on a light jacket. -80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercises until it gets cold enough. -100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps. -173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes. People in Scotland are angry 'cos they can't thaw their whiskey kegs. -297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt. Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands. -460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops. People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh? " -500 degrees - Hell freezes over. Scottish people support England in the World Cup
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