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swedeace · 05-27-2006, 03:29 PM

10 Things You Should Never Say During a Job Interview!

Looking for a new job? Unfortunately, you'll probably have to interview for the position. Here are a few things to avoid in that stressful moment.

(NOTE: Don't be stupid enough to actually try any of the items below, or you'll find yourself in jail, in the hospital, or, even worse, in the unemployment line!)

1.Oh, my criminal record? Well...if it helps, I didn't pull the trigger.

2.If it involves sitting around doing nothing, I'm your man!

3.Are you busy later? I know a great little Italian place.

4.Wait, you wanted someone with at least a high school diploma? Nevermind.

5.References? That may be a problem due to those stupid restraining orders.

6.Aren't you Rachel's dad? Man, she's one wild and crazy chica!

7.Do you mind if I light up?

8.Where do I see myself a year from now? Sitting in your chair, actually.

9.Sorry if I'm not up to par this morning...I still have a nasty hangover.

10.Before we start the interview, can I get an advance on my pay? My bookie's an impatient man.
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Polniaczek033 · 05-27-2006, 03:43 PM

phoebe7165 · 05-27-2006, 04:47 PM

That reminds of a commercial I saw(I forgot what it was for) where the guy was being interviewed and he kept saying things like, "I know I'm your man, Mr. Dumba$$", and "I know I can do a good job, Mr. Dumba$$" and then you see the nameplate of the guy interviewing him, and the guy says "My name is Mr. Dumas".

Nighthawk76 · 05-27-2006, 04:52 PM

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup · 05-27-2006, 05:50 PM

And the best! "Are there going to be any random drug tests? If so I need 3 days notice!"

Sharop · 05-27-2006, 06:42 PM

Oh, these are things you shouldn't say?

Well, now I know why all those people turned me down...

Nighthawk76 · 05-27-2006, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharop

Oh, these are things you shouldn't say?

Well, now I know why all those people turned me down...

ABlairican Pie · 05-27-2006, 07:19 PM

I'm sure just about all of these have been used in one way or another in real life!

I Love Carol Burnett! · 05-27-2006, 08:01 PM

HAHAHAHAHA

Sooo that explains why I didnt get that last job!!! DAMN THOSE HANGOVERS!!!

Sharop · 05-27-2006, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by I Love Carol Burnett!

Sooo that explains why I didnt get that last job!!! DAMN THOSE HANGOVERS!!!

Don't feel bad, I Love Carol...at least you turned up for the interview.

Now, someone like Norm Peterson would have spent his job interview sitting in Cheers with Cliff, with his ever-present mug of beer and an ever-rising bar tab.

I Love Carol Burnett! · 05-27-2006, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Sharop

Don't feel bad, I Love Carol...at least you turned up for the interview.

Now, someone like Norm Peterson would have spent his job interview sitting in Cheers with Cliff, with his ever-present mug of beer and an ever-rising bar tab.

Haha Poor Norm!!

Sharop · 05-27-2006, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I Love Carol Burnett!

Haha Poor Norm!!

Yeah...

Well, I guess he was happy.

Courtnee · 05-28-2006, 12:30 AM

cute

EmoJoe · 05-28-2006, 12:32 AM

Cactus Jack · 05-28-2006, 01:19 AM

.LOL

05-27-2006, 03:29 PM	#1
swedeace Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 9,009	10 Things You Should Never Say During Your Interview 10 Things You Should Never Say During a Job Interview! Looking for a new job? Unfortunately, you'll probably have to interview for the position. Here are a few things to avoid in that stressful moment. (NOTE: Don't be stupid enough to actually try any of the items below, or you'll find yourself in jail, in the hospital, or, even worse, in the unemployment line!) 1.Oh, my criminal record? Well...if it helps, I didn't pull the trigger. 2.If it involves sitting around doing nothing, I'm your man! 3.Are you busy later? I know a great little Italian place. 4.Wait, you wanted someone with at least a high school diploma? Nevermind. 5.References? That may be a problem due to those stupid restraining orders. 6.Aren't you Rachel's dad? Man, she's one wild and crazy chica! 7.Do you mind if I light up? 8.Where do I see myself a year from now? Sitting in your chair, actually. 9.Sorry if I'm not up to par this morning...I still have a nasty hangover. 10.Before we start the interview, can I get an advance on my pay? My bookie's an impatient man. ---

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05-27-2006, 04:47 PM	#3
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05-27-2006, 08:01 PM	#9
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